The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[WOTR]

SV is loaded; you deserve more than a mere credit. You should press for royalties, screen play and TV mini series video later.

Pud Scratchit it is! I am still figuring out how to cast the sweet one. I might have to tamper with Dickens and invent a new character, although god knows what right now.

I cannot believe that nobody has suggested Mrs. Dilber yet.  I know that doing the laundry is a bit of a stretch for her character- but selling his watch, bed curtains and bed sheet the minute he is dead might be good...

[3OctaveFart]

What is the hook with these "reports", George ... are you even vaguely suggesting they are/were false flags?

Because in your videos, you are becoming like the guy on social media who only posts about death and cruelty.

[Northern Nights]

SV is loaded; you deserve more than a mere credit. You should press for royalties, screen play and TV mini series later.

You're right, what was I thinking? I'll settle for 25% royalties and the same on all merchandising: lunch boxes, T-shirts, long underwear, plush toy collectibles and Special Edition Falkie Brand mayonnaise.

[PB the Deplorable]

Falkie, I got my long underwear shirt (for backpacking) at the North Face Factory Outlet in Berkeley.  For top quality outdoor cold weather clothes at reasonable prices, they are hard to beat around here.  They used to have sales to the public a couple times a year, but I think it's open year round now.  Not sure if they carry everything in stock all the time.

[Roswells, Art]

He should still have the long underwear that a bellgabber bought him last winter, eh?

[akwilly]

He should still have the long underwear that a bellgabber bought him last winter, eh?

Does he have the kind with a hatch in the rear?

[Rally Squirrel]

Does he have the kind with a hatch in the rear?

Falkie would look good in a union suit.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He should still have the long underwear that a bellgabber bought him last winter, eh?

That's out of season. Falkie can't be seen in last year's fashions. He has a reputation to maintain.

[Yorkshire pud]

That's out of season. Falkie can't be seen in last year's fashions. He has a reputation to maintain.

I think it's less fashion and more longevity. Clothes have a finite life when soaked in Mayo, piss and sweat.

Only saying.

[akwilly]

I think it's less fashion and more longevity. Clothes have a finite life when soaked in Mayo, piss and sweat.

Only saying.

We like our cloths soft and comfi. We don't starch our underwear in America.

[ONeill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB-uGGdfE9I

One knows that Christmas is coming, SendaMeMoney is back in town.


Now just waiting for Santa.

[ONeill]

Btw. if you want to find out where Senda's story as the Elvis of Bellgab began - here it is:
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,4843.0.html

Nigerian money scam taken seriously, broken car, begging for money, oh the humanity...

And the bad knee, but that goes without saying.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Btw. if you want to find out where Senda's story as the Elvis of Bellgab began - here it is:
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,4843.0.html

Nigerian money scam taken seriously, broken car, begging for money, oh the humanity...

Thanks! You are the thread historian! 

[ONeill]

I'm only here for the animated gifs... Whenever the new falkie youtube videos come out (i watch them all) I know that once I'm done with my TV dinner and falkiecasts i can shimmy on over to this thread for some of the most wonderfully timed vid capture gifs that money can buy... thanks O'neill.  you need to setup an animated falkie gif repository!

Thanks a lot. Unfortunately I abandon the gifs the moment I've posted them, I don't even keep them on my HD. LC created a webpage for them but he seems to have left the Falkie franchise:/

[Inglorious Bitch]

We like our cloths soft and comfi. We don't starch our underwear in America.

Are you sure Falkie wears underwear? He seems like the type to let the boys breath. I mean, Kathy doesn't wear a bra, so why should he wear underwear?

[ONeill]

I'm disappointed. I'd thought your commitment to the art form would have been stronger. 

Fine then, I'll volunteer to play the role of Ebeneezer Senda's, slightly abused, penis/fat-pad... Falkie is counting on us to make this work!

It's the least I can do. He did give me the shout-out, after all... "Bah, STFU!"

We need to take this project more seriously. Remember the last Falkie movie project with Daniel Craig as Senda and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Sweet Kathy we were thinking of? It died on the drawing board:/

[ONeill]

Thanks! You are the thread historian! 

He even posted his cell number there. MV mercifully got rid of it.

[ONeill]

Yes, spending those 50$ on the cables to connect the screen in the back was a priority and a great investment. Those changing colourful stains we can observe are indeed very informative. On top of that, they add a lot of hilarity to the gifs.

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[Yorkshire pud]

Are you sure Falkie wears underwear? He seems like the type to let the boys breath. I mean, Kathy doesn't wear a bra, so why should he wear underwear?

We're talking Senda here; his 'boys' are embryonic at best.

[ONeill]

[BellBoy]

We're talking Senda here; his 'boys' are embryonic at best.

...and the fat-pad keeps the 'boys' well insulated.

[nooryisawesome]

With the $ 1100 I get, a sizable portion will go towards and extra month's rent and car payment/insurance and fruits and vegetables and healthier food.

And my Mother's going back on her word to pay for the cell phone she kept nagging me to get for months.

I suppose none of you have had a temporary CHRONIC cash flow problem in your lives, eh ?

And most of us can't stand Noory.

Falkie has lost no weight. His knees hurt because he refuses to eat healthy. Senda is constantly having "temporary" cash flow problems. Senda didn't start worshiping Noorie until he sent him  money.

[ONeill]

Were I healthy I would go back to work in an instant IF I could find full time work.


But in this economic climate, that's not too likely.


And I've  seen people working at Target, Walmart and even 2 local courthouses who outweigh me by a 100 pounds or more.

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie has lost no weight. His knees hurt because he refuses to eat healthy. Senda is constantly having "temporary" cash flow problems. Senda didn't start worshiping Noorie until he sent him  money.

Senda prostituting himself for money? Say it isn't so.

[SredniVashtar]

OK, without giving away too many spoilers, I am doing a rough draft, and I have Marley's ghost cast - actually, two ghosts, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. IB is going to have a role specially written for her, and Sweet Kathy will play herself. I have the Ghost of Christmas Past already cast, and the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, but I am trying to think of the right casting for the Ghost of Christmas present. I re-read the book last night and there are far too many characters to include all of them, but there are enough there to give me a few ideas. I am not sure whether to make it a story of redemption, or give it a happy ending and have George squashed under a truck while trying to scoop up a TV dinner that had fallen off it by accident.

I thought it might be amusing to include a few snaps from the Senda family album. If anybody has some Photoshop skills and doesn't mind annoying the hell out of Senda perhaps they could PM me and we can work out a few funny ones. I am thinking of the seven ages of Senda and I'd like them all captured for posterity.

There are all sorts of Senda memes on this thread that crop up from time to time. If you have any favourite ones that you'd like to include then I'd like you to tell me which ones and I will try and fit them in. There are lots of obvious ones, but there are probably lots that I haven't even thought of and it would be funny to try and include as many of them as we can. I don't know why I hadn't thought of this before because it's a brilliant idea and once you start thinking about the subject then it kind of takes you over. I have already got a few ideas that will drive George mad with fury.

[Who]

I, unlike many in this world, have a conscience.  And a sense of honor.

No you don't.  If you had a conscience and a sense of honor you wouldn't have made three trash videos exploiting a tragedy. 



Countless news organizations around the world, including the BBC, CNN, NBC News, CBS News, ABC News and more were offering live coverage.  Are you really so stupid as to think people needed the commentary of some guy in his bedroom to be informed?

Your videos, in your own words, are designed to make you money.  Let me explain something to you.  Putting on a huge mustache and Mad Hatter's hat to rant against George Noory is amusing.  Telling us about a criminal who tries to slide down a chimney to burglarize a house is entertaining.  If you make a few bucks doing that, good for you.  Yesterday you crossed a line.  You exploited a tragedy for the sole purpose of making a few dollars from YouTube.

You have no conscience.  You have no honor.  You're a self-centered piece of shit who will do anything for money.

[Who]

Good morning Senda.  It's been almost two hours since I told you you're a self-centered piece of shit.  Here's a reminder.