The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Laurakinch]

Could someone give a quick summary about Falkie? Curious about the back story on a guy so many post about...thanks! 

« Reply #1890 on: October 27, 2013, 07:53:14 PM »
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Quote from: MrStoleYourGal on October 27, 2013, 04:47:29 PM
I don't know where to begin with this story, so I'll just do stream-of-consciousness.

George is known as "Falkenberg2001" on the website www.myredbook.com.  It's a site dedicated to trading information about prostitutes in the greater SF Bay Area.  If you go to that site and register, you can do a search on archived posts.  In that search you will find lots of fun stuff about George:

* He once tried to pimp out a pregnant woman to guys who wanted to suckle breast milk.

* He has a reputation for sponging money off of hookers, particularly the older ones, with his sob stories.  One hooker told a story wherein he said that he was broke and didn't have money for food.  She said she would help him and he got excited.  She went to the story and bought several bags of groceries and delivered them to his house.  He got upset with her because he wanted money, not food.

* He stalked a hooker (physically) to the point where she contacted one of the site owners and asked to have him banned, and she called the police.

* He's met every single celebrity and politician of note who were popular from the 1950's through the 1980's.  When one of them dies, he's right on the spot with some anecdote about him and that person.  He was nicknamed "Baron von Munchhausen" by another poster.

* He once walked the entire path of the BART line on the tracks themselves, a journey of some 40 miles, including under the Bay.

* In the early 2000's he was twice fired from his minimum wage jobs for stealing money and goods from the owner.  He reported all of this on the myredbook website, hoping to get sympathy (and handouts).

* He got a job in 2005 working at a movie theatre.  He was REALLY excited about it ("Gosh-wow!"), not because he had a job, but because he thought he could watch movies for free.  He got fired not long after that.  No one knows if it's because he was watching movies on the job, or pinching food from the snack bar.

* He's never held a job that makes more than minimum wage.  About eight years ago, after he lost his job at the theatre, and couldn't find another one.  About six months later, he found a doctor to certify him as "permanently disabled."  He's been living off of disability since then.

* He was reprimanded by a forum moderator for making racist posts.  His posts mostly consist of 20 to 30 anti-Obama cartoons that he's dug up off of the Internet. 

* He's killed at least two of his pet cats.  He sat on one (*squish*) and stepped on the other.  The second one lived for a time, and while it did he solicited donations from other posters to pay for vet bills, which he claimed would cost in excess of $500.  Some openly wondered if the cat ever existed in the first place.

* His hygiene is not good, including his oral health.  He let a tooth rot until it became abscessed and caused a severe sinus infection.  He claimed to have almost died.  And asked for financial help.  All of the difficulty was due to the incompetence of others, though, not him.

* He's famous for his ability to exaggerate.  Like the time that he claimed that he spent 200 hours on the phone with a Dell customer service rep to fix a problem (due to Dell's incompetence and the rep's incompetence).  That's 200 hours, as in five full-time weeks.

Lord, I could go on for hours.  This is just off the top of my head.  The guy is a welfare cheat, an amoral weasel, and is probably mentally retarded.  It's all in the myredbook archives if you care to look it up, and it's only there because he TOLD everyone this stuff.  Imagine what he might have left out because he was too ashamed.

[onan]

Forums he and I have? Is this another erroneous implication that I am Justin? Smirk.
I am dismayed he is driving without a license or proper eyewear, but there is very little I can do. I ain't his mama.
Have said the abler of the two should work a part-time job, if for nothing else than raising morale.
Fart grew up with tough love. But I believe in giving somebody a gentle push once in a while.

Forgive me, I should have been clearer. 51has a forum and senda has at least one forum.

Yes a gentle nudge is a good thing. But it can't only be one thing or you have a spoiled brat.

[chefist]

Lord, I could go on for hours.  This is just off the top of my head.  The guy is a welfare cheat, an amoral weasel, and is probably mentally retarded.  It's all in the myredbook archives if you care to look it up, and it's only there because he TOLD everyone this stuff.  Imagine what he might have left out because he was too ashamed.
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OH MY GENTLE JESUS!  It all makes sense now! Thanks for the Cliff Notes! Excellent!

[area51drone]

51has a forum

Wrong again.  I set that up after bellgab went down for a brief period.  As soon as Bellgab came back up, I took it down.   It was only up for maybe 3 hours, tops.

[Catsmile]

Could someone give a quick summary about Falkie? Curious about the back story on a guy so many post about...thanks! 

If you are really curious about Falkie, read about it in his own words.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5425.0.html

TL;DR:
SCAMMing SCAMMER, who SCAMZ!

[Who]

« Reply #1890 on: October 27, 2013, 07:53:14 PM »
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Quote from: MrStoleYourGal on October 27, 2013, 04:47:29 PM
I don't know where to begin with this story, so I'll just do stream-of-consciousness.

George is known as "Falkenberg2001" on the website www.myredbook.com.  It's a site dedicated to trading information about prostitutes in the greater SF Bay Area.  If you go to that site and register, you can do a search on archived posts.  In that search you will find lots of fun stuff about George:

Falkie's former Playground was seized by the FBI.   

"This domain name is subject to both civil and criminal forfeiture. This seizure is based on probable cause to believe that this domain name was involved in money laundering derived from racketeering based on prostitution in violation of state and federal law."

In one of Falkie's videos, made in 2013,  he said he spent an hour "inboxing" his friends at Reedbook.  It would appear he still has a lot of friends at that lovely website.  Or did before the FBI and IRS seized it.

[coaster]

He was nicknamed "Baron von Munchhausen" by another poster.

Beautiful.

[onan]

Wrong again.  I set that up after bellgab went down for a brief period.  As soon as Bellgab came back up, I took it down.   It was only up for maybe 3 hours, tops.

Well had you been forthcoming about that... So falkie has a site that he begged people on this forum to join.

[aldousburbank]

Much better, and more succinct than I could put it.

That's why we pay Onan the big bucks

[chefist]

If you are really curious about Falkie, read about it in his own words.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5425.0.html

TL;DR:
SCAMMing SCAMMER, who SCAMZ!

I scanned through...I have a general profile now...interesting how it seemed many of the posts were anti-Dave up until a short time ago...hmmmm

[Catsmile]

That's why we pay Onan the big bucks

Yeah, no shit.
Sometimes it is better to pay a pro.

[feerles1]

HOLY SHIT how have i not seen this falkie site before OMG i have been laughing for 20 minutes

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/

[aldousburbank]

HOLY SHIT how have i not seen this falkie site before OMG i have been laughing for 20 minutes

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/

Whoa Dude!  That's what I'm talkin' about!

[chefist]

HOLY SHIT how have i not seen this falkie site before OMG i have been laughing for 20 minutes

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/

OMG someone put a lot of time into that! What is the intrinsic aspect of Falkie's character that inspires such focus of derision? LOL Hell, even I'm fascinated now! 

[aldousburbank]

OMG someone put a lot of time into that! What is the intrinsic aspect of Falkie's character that inspires such focus of derision? LOL Hell, even I'm fascinated now! 

RiGhT???

[Catsmile]

I scanned through...I have a general profile now...interesting how it seemed many of the posts were anti-Dave up until a short time ago...hmmmm

Fast friends for cash is one of the most above board things hes done.
Noron made him earn it, go see him, do interview with him, post it on GooTube.
One video and Senda thinks he has, uh... Just Owned BellGab.
Shit Nigga! Dat be like work and shit, YO!
Just another day in SendaMeMoreMoneys Cosmos.

[Roswells, Art]

One of Falkies "supporters" mentioned in a post that everyone is hanging on falkies every word. I have to say I've been scrolling through his posts like I did while reading the George Noory Sucks thread. I will read them if someone quotes him to reply. His posts have been degenerating into the type of posts the kicked off member Military Justice posted. The only reason I read this thread is to read my favorite posters posts.  His 'detractors'.  I won't waste my time watching any of falkie's videos either.  I watched part of two of them and one full one and that's all I need to tell me what I need to know about him. I also have no interest in Noory either so I won't watch any of those videos either.

by the way if all his 'detractors' stopped posting here and it was just his 'supporters' this thread would fail to be interesting and no one would read it

[Laurakinch]

Falkie's former Playground was seized by the FBI.   

"This domain name is subject to both civil and criminal forfeiture. This seizure is based on probable cause to believe that this domain name was involved in money laundering derived from racketeering based on prostitution in violation of state and federal law."

In one of Falkie's videos, made in 2013,  he said he spent an hour "inboxing" his friends at Reedbook.  It would appear he still has a lot of friends at that lovely website.  Or did before the FBI and IRS seized it.

Reply #1894 on: October 27, 2013, 10:02:05 PM »
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Quote from: MrStoleYourGal on October 27, 2013, 09:45:10 PM
His real name.  He posted his full name (first and last) on the myredbook site, plus where he lives, what he does all day, what his relatives do and how they would feel about finding that he uses prostitutes, his constant fights with his mother and girlfriend, and on and on.  He'll brag about walking a mile to the store or paying his phone bill on time like he cured cancer.  Say something about his health and it's like dropping a quarter in him.  He'll give you 2000 words of his health history for the past fifteen years.

I found him on this site because of his participation in an NFL prediction game.  The manager of the game gives everyone 3 to 4 days to post ONE bonus pick.  He was complaining that this is not enough time for him because he's too busy posting here.  He also complained that the pick schedule (not the amount of posting he does here) interferes with his sleep schedule.  He's a very strange man.  The reason he's disliked it because he's also a gigantic penor to other posters, mostly women.

[paladin1991]

Hell, there are times when I don't understand the finer points either.  So I usually go for the backhand.  Blunt, but makes my point.
😉😀😛

[PathoJen]

Noory is not an okay guy.  I don't like him now and I never did.  Noory is an Alex Jones supporter.  I despise Alex Jones and everything he stands for.  Noory promotes quacks and hucksters.  Noory and his regulars view his mentally-challenged audience as a profit opportunity ripe for harvest.  That's just the beginning but it should be sufficient for now. 

Here's Joshua P Warren, one of the stars of the George Noory traveling carnival.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTtVcUp7S6U

Not necessarily you, doc, just lots of people. One thing we all seem to agree on is we all think he's a terrible broadcaster. But I've seen people say things like "he's a good sport" "I feel sorry for him" "I have a new respect for tommy" (I know not Noory, but close).

[Who]

Not necessarily you, doc, just lots of people. One thing we all seem to agree on is we all think he's a terrible broadcaster. But I've seen people say things like "he's a good sport" "I feel sorry for him" "I have a new respect for tommy" (I know not Noory, but close).

Tommy looks like he should be employed as a bouncer.

[3OctaveFart]

I didn't get a good vibe from Tommy.
He was dark, brooding and unpleasant.
At least Noory can ape a nice guy.
I have never seen any gay jokes about Danheiser.

[paladin1991]

It's not bellowing. It's being excited.  Sort of like a bull moose in mating season is excited?
There is a difference.  Not btwn you some of the animal world.
And I did show Noory my 'Oh' face in some of these videos to make a point that the hating idiots who said the event and the interview would never happen were wrong and will always be wrong when it comes to me being able to show my 'Oh' face.
I will be getting the Blue external Ipad mike next month.  With what money?
I have already done research on how the internal Ipad mike causes hiss.
Just takes a bit of time and a lot of your money.
I won't reply to the trainwreck insult because the truth will out.

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[paladin1991]

Noory's glasses and gas money well spent.

Kathy's Eviction Fund says hi too.

Nope.  He spent the 5 bux I was able to donate that week for friggin' cinnabon and coffee

[Kolchak]

Not necessarily you, doc, just lots of people. One thing we all seem to agree on is we all think he's a terrible broadcaster. But I've seen people say things like "he's a good sport" "I feel sorry for him" "I have a new respect for tommy" (I know not Noory, but close).

I'm in this camp. Tommy took subtle swipes at Falkie the entire time, each going over his head. Tommy's earned some respect.

[aldousburbank]

  Nope.  He spent the 5 bux I was able to donate that week for friggin' cinnabon and coffee

Yeah butt cinnabons and coffee is the shit!

[paladin1991]

First of all, I give Kathy gas money every month. Not just for running me to the store but for her to go look for an apartment. I also pay for the oil in her car.  And the mythical insurance in Kath's name that covers YOU driving withouth a licence, right?  It does say that in the policy, right?
I PAID for my glasses with MY gobmint check money. Noory is reimbursing me for doing that as I could not figure out a way for him to for them from LA. Her also paid for our travel expenses. I never asked him to do it.  Noory should send me some money to reimburse me for carrying your ass.
Except for about 4 people, I don't see you or anyone else contributing to her fund. Dude!  How much is it up to? Why do you insist on spewing the unimportant shit that is your life and not give us updates on the eviction fund?  WTF?  Are you stoopid?
I'm going to continue doing videos. People complained they could not hear Noory, yet I could clearly hear every word on my Imac . I don't know what they were using and couldn't.  Probably our home computers?   I couldn't hear Noory, but I could hear you braying like a jackass.
Kathy already gets $215 a month from me not counting gas. i also pay for bridge tolls. I am certainly not going to give her every dime I have. I do need money for rent, Internet, food, laundry and cat food. Anything after that is for me to spend as I need it. If I need something for my computer or eventually to do videos, I will buy it. It's not up to you to decide what I do with my goobermint check.
My friends on here and off donated money so we could see Noory. One did it as a loan which I will pay back once I get Noory's check.
It astounds me that people who call me a grifter and con man then complain if I spend money for equipment or on myself for any reason. If I were a talented con man, I'd be sitting in Vegas playing poker, not doing videos in my bedroom.
Move on and get over it. I'm tired of the same crap over and over.

[paladin1991]

I could here it too. It's not about this you fucking dope. You sat much closer to the mic than Dave & Bubba and you were shouting. Whenever you opened your yap you were so loud it was physically uncomfortable. For this reason alone I don't think this video will be watched by anyone other than people like us. Or am I wrong and it's gone viral, hmm?

I'm still trying to get thru the fucking thing.

[aldousburbank]

I'm still trying to get thru the fucking thing.

Pro Tip: It helps to be drunk and stuff.

[paladin1991]

I asked him what my feeble mind enabled me to remember. I'd had no sleep the night before, as I had been fapping to the mental visions of Blu tipped and veiny 'microphones.' had been sick for 2 days with probable food poisoning and was still tired from the previous weekend and stayed up for 25+ hours to pass my apartment inspection.
I did what I could with the time allowed. George had to get the interview done because he had a dinner event to get to. There will be another opportunity to ask him some of the questions you pose and I will do a better job of it next time as well.  Certainly fucking hope so, this should be a dress rehearsal for some serious shit.  gonna be on Snoory's new show?  Get your shit straight and unfucked.
You try to do an interview if you've never done one before and see if you could do better.  Interrogations.  Though I will bet those are easier than an interview.
Bitch, bitch, bitch and continual complaints and you don't love me.  
Kathy and I busted our asses to get you the interview at all and you still don't love me.
And I was determined to see it happen. So was she. She better be, or else.  Right?
You want professionalism, hire Bateman or something.  I wish we had
I think I did a pretty good job. I know I need improvement and will improve.
One other thing. It was MY interview. If you wanted questions to be asked, then maybe YOU could have helped fund the trip like others did. I asked questions on topics posted on this board like show prep. I would have asked more if things had worked out better last weekend.
I had a copy of Noory's book at home and with me and the plane disappearance was still in the news two weeks ago by the Malaysian PM talking about it.
It's still in the news.