The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[twiki]

No wonder this guy has health problems. Surprised he hasn't had a heart attack yet. Guess is only a matter of time.

[Who]

Maybe we can locate Falkie by remote viewing him?  Did anyone here complete Major Ed Dames Remote Viewing classes?

[Daggit]

I'm assuming this is a joke, but I quickly Googled it anyway.  I only see links about Portland, Maine and Portland, Oregon.  On the off-chance you were being serious, let me know what I should be looking for.

Is the Portland Source a person, like Lisa Lyon?

No one is buying your feigned ignorance on long time Bell gab lore Open Lines Gerry/littlechris/area51drone.

Pointing it out in the manner that you did smacks of desperation to separate yourself from your other personas.

[Who]

No wonder this guy has health problems. Surprised he hasn't had a heart attack yet. Guess is only a matter of time.

It was only two whole chickens.  That's just an appetizer for Falkie.

[Dateline]

Are there many cornfields around Santa Cruz?  OooooooooOoohaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

The gallon of chunky monkey was the main course?

[aldousburbank]

The gallon of chunky monkey was the main course?

It was a pint, for medicinal purposes. Why do you hate alternative remedies?

[Laurakinch]

I'm assuming this is a joke, but I quickly Googled it anyway.  I only see links about Portland, Maine and Portland, Oregon.  On the off-chance you were being serious, let me know what I should be looking for.

Is the Portland Source a person, like Lisa Lyon?

The only other likely place for the dinner is the Shadowbrook in Capitola (831)475-1511. It's actually closer to KSCO since the station is on the east side of SC, right next to Capitola. Track 'em down and give us a full report!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Since you tried to call all the other places, try the Crow's Nest (831)476-4560.

No luck.  The Crow's Nest is not hosting the event (so I wouldn't be immediately shot down to keep me from crashing it, I didn't ask if it would be there - just asked if it had started yet), and the nice young woman said it wasn't there, but directed me to call Shadowbrook in Capitola.  They are also not hosting the event, and directed me to call Chaminade Resort.  Chaminade is hosting an event for another radio station in a couple of weeks, but didn't know anything about Noory and KSCO.

[Who]

I have been attempting to remote view Falkie.  I believe Kathy drove the Prius into a portal.

[Open Lines Gerry]

The only other likely place for the dinner is the Shadowbrook in Capitola (831)475-1511. It's actually closer to KSCO since the station is on the east side of SC right next to Capitola. Track 'em down and give us a full report!

Funny how she told me the same thing you did, and then I gave you a report on your suggestions 8 seconds after you requested it.

[paladin1991]

Because it is insulting, kind sir.
It's not unlike leaving the fat mother of five kids a 19-cent tip, at Denny's.
All or nothing at all, as Frank Sinatra said.

You are right of course.  I should have given 20 bux and not had the money for my daughters dentist visit co-pay.  I am such a cold hearted fuck.  I should have told my daughter, "Tough if that tooth is starting to bother you.  Sendamemoney cant take care of his woman so I should do it. Tha t means you will just have to wait 2 more weeks until payday."

[paladin1991]

so what happened with the noory interview?  i never heard anything from falkie.

Wait. He PM'd you.  He SPOKE to you on the fone!

[RealCool Daddio]

It was a pint, for medicinal purposes. Why do you hate alternative remedies?

Hippy.

[cosmic hobo]

Reading this thread tears away the very fabric of my soul yet I am weirdly drawn back to it. So did he get the interview or not?

[Who]

This is getting serious.  It's almost 6:45 Pacific time.  I'm going to break out my Ouija board and see what the spirits have to say.

[bateman]

[Daggit]

This is getting serious.  It's almost 6:45 Pacific time.  I'm going to break out my Ouija board and see what the spirits have to say.

I think a Magic 8 Ball is more apt for a character like Falkie.

[Kolchak]

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[aldousburbank]

Hippy.

I'm not sure what you're insinuating my good fellow.
I am a patron of the arts and a gentleman as the following home video will make quite clear.
http://youtu.be/oo-4viCN_w4

[Laurakinch]

Funny how she told me the same thing you did, and then I gave you a report on your suggestions 8 seconds after you requested it.

Yeah, I lived right by KSCO and it's so close to Capitola I would bike there, so it made sense to me they would have it at the Shadowbrook. I really can't think of any other "fabulous" restaurants in SC, but since it's a gig with noory & tommy it's probably a mediocre place with strong cheap drinks.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I'm not sure what you're insinuating my good fellow.
I am a patron of the arts and a gentleman as the following home video will make quite clear.
http://youtu.be/oo-4viCN_w4

Awesome - that's from Mirrorball, where the guys from Pearl Jam were his band!

[PB the Deplorable]

... By the way, George's 'Events' page on the C2C website does not include Santa Cruz this weekend.  Are you sure he isn't pranking yew?

[aldousburbank]

Awesome - that's from Mirrorball, where the guys from Pearl Jam were his band!

It is of the gods.

[3OctaveFart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1mQASHc48

[Open Lines Gerry]

... By the way, George's 'Events' page on the C2C website does not include Santa Cruz this weekend.  Are you sure he isn't pranking yew?

Oh, man, that would be quite the twist, wouldn't it.  I think that Falkie was so devastated, though, after he didn't get the interview last weekend, that he wouldn't have it in him to go that far to deceive us all into thinking he had something fake lined up this weekend.  That would be like when Casey Anthony ("tot mom" child murderer from a few years back) kept up her whole charade about having worked at Universal Studios - going as far as to drag the police down there - when she had never worked there at all.

Falkie wouldn't do that to us, and he wouldn't do something to hurt his own credibility like that.  KSCO does have Noory dinner tickets for sale on their website for tonight anyway.  He isn't pranking us!

[aldousburbank]

If Falkie doesn't surface soon I will begin to suspect the involvement of drugs and or alcohol.

[Daggit]

If Falkie doesn't surface soon I will begin to suspect the involvement of drugs and or alcohol.

Please don't rule out hookers.

Kathy failed Falkie last weekend. The big guy could do with some paid lovin.

[Daggit]

Noory could have taken one look at Falkie and surmised that he could do with a decent meal and comped him a ticket to the dinner. They could be dining side by side and laughing at Art Bell and this website as we speak.