The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

I presumed he took a four hour nap 

I dunno.,  His beloved catz would have kicked dirt over him.

[MV/Liberace!]

Or that Falkie once stepped on his kitten and asked for donations for the vet bills, got $500 and then put it to sleep and kept the money?

Oh, come on. Did this really happen?

[paladin1991]

Oh, come on. Did this really happen?

I don't know, bro.  But it is definitely part of the legend that is falkie.   At least in his warped and narcissistic mind.

[onan]

Oh, come on. Did this really happen?

I read that he did injure a cat by either stepping or sitting on it. I think it was a scam to bilk others for money. Just as he started to in this thread several pages back. I reiterate if someone asks for donations for an injured animal in another state, rather donate to a local shelter. Because all the money will go to the aid of the animal, unlike in falkie's case where 90% 100% will go to buying junk food.

[Daggit]

I read that he did injure a cat by either stepping or sitting on it. I think it was a scam to bilk others for money. Just as he started to in this thread several pages back. I reiterate if someone asks for donations for an injured animal in another state, rather donate to a local shelter. Because all the money will go to the aid of the animal, unlike in falkie's case where 90% 100% will go to buying junk food Apple products.

Fixed

[Who]

  Do you mean Peter Paul Ruebens?  Do you think OLG is into the Reubenesque?  Uh-0h, Kath and Flakie, better look out, you might have yourself a chubby chaser for a fan.

Reubens is on the left, Open Lines Gerry on the right.  You can see the resemblance.  These photos were taken after Gerry and Reubens visited their favorite movie theater one night.  Both of them have to register with the police whenever they move to a new neighborhood.  Their hard drives are confiscated by the FBI from time to time.

[Falkie2013]

  Oh dearie me, flakester was delayed by his mother!  That selfish.... (it's always dear old mom, isn't it?) and then he had to walk all 8 miles in 5 1/2 hours! 

What? 

Did you stop for a slurpee and a double fist full of hotdogs at every 7-11?  Did you stop and ask for change at every open venue? 8 miles in 5 and one half hours.  The neighborhood kids could have rolled you faster than you walked.  What is that?  Seriously dude?  that's only a little over a mile per hour.

I pushed my groceries home on a road that turns into an unlighted 2 lane blacktop & as you seem to ignore I walked it with my bad knee with everything in a small cart. I made periodic stops to rest and one at an all night restaurant to ask for a cup of ice water. As usual, since you don't know how fast or slow I can or cannot walk, your opinion doesn't mean anything. And I bought no junk food, hot dogs or anything of the kind.
It was at 10 pm at night and there are sections with no curbs and just dirt for a shoulder.
There's only one 7-11 on that road in that direction and I Stopped there at 3 am to call Kathy to let her know I was ok on the only working pay phone for miles as my IPhone  had run out of power.
The blocks here in many cases are somewhat longer in spots than normal and near the end is a very steep hill that I had trouble getting over.
But YOU didn't walk it, I did.
My Mother kept having me do things and had a habit of having me start one thing and then not letting me finish and I had kept telling her I had to leave to go to BART so I could get the last bus home. We did NOT have a car then.
The buses here stop at 920 pm and I was pushing $75 worth of groceries with no junk food amongst it.
And Kathy was worried about me because I had called her from SF telling her I was headed for BART & hours had passed with no word from me.

[coaster]

I dont get it. get a job falkie. this isnt a job. you wont be a SAG radio award fucker because Noory farted. Its JUST NOT FUCKING HAPPENING. god damn get it through your thick head. God damn.breathe through your nose once mouth breather. maybe you'd slow down.

[Who]

We may find just as much entertainment in the "war stories" of how everything goes down at the expo as we would in the interviews themselves.  All I know is that I hope Falkie has the camera rolling, whether he gets the interviews or not.

"You cannot hope to enjoy the harvest without first laboring in the fields." - John Wayne Gacy

Open Lines Gerry Gerry, a loner with no socials skills, lives in this trailer. His bedroom walls are covered with pictures of John Wayne Gacy. Paul Reubens is a frequent visitor.

[coaster]

Falkie thinks hes got a fucking gig. Bless his mayonnaise. My ass will start fartin' gold before you even change your sweatpants. Prove me wrong. Do it. I want you to. If you can sit there with your cats and brused head Kathy and say your only prospect is Noory, I'll support ya mayopants. I'll throw you some change.

[Who]

Falkie:

This is the man Open Lines Gerry wants you to interview.   He's a chiropractor who waves his hands over people to heal them of cancer and every other disease known to mankind.  Open Lines Gerry is giddy with anticipation.  Make his day.  Get the interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6BsCqNTzzs


Open Lines Gerry is giddy (having a sensation of whirling and a tendency to fall or stagger; dizzy) about many things.  But this hand-waving chiropractor is especially dear to his heart.  Please get the interview.  Gerry will whirl with delight.

[Daggit]

BART

You mention BART a lot. Are you secretly in love with Bart Ell?

[Who]

"Eric Pearl, the founder of Reconnective Healing, was running a successful chiropractic practice when a series of bizarre occurrences led him to realize that his gift lay far beyond the realm of spinal adjustment. One patient after another reported healings from cancers, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, and other severe health conditions when Eric held his hands near them."

Dr. Pearl holds seminars wherein he will teach you to become a practitioner of Reconnective Healing.  You too will be able to heal people of cancer, cerebral palsy and other severe conditions by waving your hands near them.   It can even be practiced from a distance.  Yes, you read that correctly.  You can be in one state and your patient in another.  Dr. Pearl, for a fee, will teach you.  Think of the possibilities.  You could, for example, host a national radio talk show, like Coast to Coast AM.  Sick people could call in, provide your producer with their credit card information, and you could heal them over the air, just by waving your hands.  He will be at the New Life Expo.  Register today.  And bring lots of cash.

Here is a Reconnective Practitioner healing someone just by waving her hands near him. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wTp951lz1U.

[b_dubb]

Falkie:

This is the man Open Lines Gerry wants you to interview.   He's a chiropractor who waves his hands over people to heal them of cancer and every other disease known to mankind.  Open Lines Gerry is giddy with anticipation.  Make his day.  Get the interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6BsCqNTzzs


Open Lines Gerry is giddy (having a sensation of whirling and a tendency to fall or stagger; dizzy) about many things.  But this hand-waving chiropractor is especially dear to his heart.  Please get the interview.  Gerry will whirl with delight.

Wow. That is a lot of bullshit.

[Who]

Are you going to the New Life Expo to meet such luminaries as George Noory and Eric Pearl?  If so, you may be interested in making a donation to this man.  He can heal you too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg

[Who]

It's not too late to register for the New Life Expo to see Dr. Eric Pearl.  Dr. Pearl can teach you to heal people.  It's called Reconnective Healing.  Once you take Dr. Pearl's seminars you'll be able to cure people of cancer and every disease known to mankind.  People who've had strokes will be healed as soon as you walk into the room. Your garage door may even go up as you pull into your driveway. Listen to this interview with Dr. Pearl and you'll be a believer.  It worked for Open Lines Gerry.  He listened to this interview with Dr. Pearl and now he has a wet dream every night.

Register for the New Life Expo now.  George Noory will be there.  Dr. Eric Pearl will be there.  Open Lines Gerry has wet dreams about this man.  What else do you need to know?  Register.  Sign up for a seminar.  And begin healing people of cancer, cerebral palsy, paralysis . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uU57BVwyQY

[Yorkshire pud]

  And begin healing people of cancer, cerebral palsy, paralysis . . . .

Pah! He can only cure those three minor inconveniences>? He's not the real Messiah, he's a charlatan the real deal.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

hit up Noory to comp you some tickets to CONTACT in the DESERT
http://contactinthedesert.com/
The speaker list is a veritable who's who of the woo-woo community

Given the name, maybe Art will show up to plug his new show. He can do a WWE style run in on Jorch and powerbomb him through a table

[coaster]

eight miles in five and a half hours?

[Open Lines Gerry]

Given the name, maybe Art will show up to plug his new show. He can do a WWE style run in on Jorch and powerbomb him through a table.

I'd rather see him deliver an RKO "from outta nowhere!," and then put him through the table.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVwvQ8T9G8


I can hear Jim Ross now - "Somebody stop the damn match!  That man has a family, dammit!  Don't do it, Art - don't do it!  That son-of-a-bitch!  Why, Art, why?!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot3CYECwE
"As God is my witness, he is broken in half!"

[Falkie2013]

Oh, come on. Did this really happen?

No, it did not. I have never put any kitten to sleep. I had adopted two stray cats and kept them for several years. One had been hit by a car and injured and the other had its eye gouged out and the vet said there was no hope for either of them and that they were in pain and put them to sleep. I even once found a beautiful calico who had been hit by a car while I was driving home and it was purring the whole while and it's hips had been crushed and the vet put it to sleep. The only personal cat I ever put down was my beloved Mickey who was losing teeth due to jaw cancer. It's been two years and I miss him very much, so does Kathy.

[Falkie2013]

hit up Noory to comp you some tickets to CONTACT in the DESERT
http://contactinthedesert.com/
The speaker list is a veritable who's who of the woo-woo community

Given the name, maybe Art will show up to plug his new show. He can do a WWE style run in on Jorch and powerbomb him through a table

I
Remember that after this event, I have to help Kathy get a place to move.
Perhaps next year.
And MV, if I am a narcissist, then so are you with your self promoted numerous radio shows.
I'm not a narcissist. Just someone trying to build something.
Now I have to stop replying to BS & speculation and get dressed and go create videos.

[onan]

I
Remember that after this event, I have to help Kathy get a place to move.
Perhaps next year.
And MV, if I am a narcissist, then so are you with your self promoted numerous radio shows.
I'm not a narcissist. Just someone trying to build something.
Now I have to stop replying to BS & speculation and get dressed and go create videos.

Narcissists are those that are unable to accept criticism about themselves or extensions of themselves. You fit that definition.

[Nick el Ass]

I
Remember that after this event, I have to help Kathy get a place to move.
Perhaps next year.
And MV, if I am a narcissist, then so are you with your self promoted numerous radio shows.
I'm not a narcissist. Just someone trying to build something.
Now I have to stop replying to BS & speculation and get dressed and go create videos.

No you are just full of shit. MV built all of this, and made it what it is... and you much like Dave have done nothing noteworthy to speak of Falkie. In Dave's case he had something great handed to him, and he ran it straight into the ground. If you want to be a part of that more power to you, but it won't do you a damn bit of good.

[MV/Liberace!]

And MV, if I am a narcissist, then so are you with your self promoted numerous radio shows.

Where did I call you that or otherwise attack you?

[b_dubb]

http://youtu.be/TDYtMt5IJpg

[Who]

NEW ON A&E:  The Adventures of George and Kathy

A&E has released this preview of their new reality show.  In this episode George tries to drive the Prius and gets trapped by the seatbelt.   Kathy tries to extricate him.  George becomes hydrophobic.   Guest Star: Roscoe the dog as Betty Boop the cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vLgIG2iOY

[Falkie2013]

Where did I call you that or otherwise attack you?

I read the quote above and attributed it to you. My apologies.

[Falkie2013]

You mention BART a lot. Are you secretly in love with Bart Ell?

BART is short for Bay Area Rapid Transit and NOT Bart Ell.

[MV/Liberace!]

I just walked into the living room and my wife was watching... Kathy's Corner. W.T.F.