The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Let's assume you do this interview.  Then what?  Is interviewing a talk show host the key to fame and riches?  How will interviewing a talk show host propel you up the ladder of success?

Letterman MK2?

[area51drone]

When is this interview supposedly taking place? What is the venue and what is the format? Will it be on video or just audio?

It has to be a real, formal interview. Not just you going up to him and shoving a camera in his face at a meet and greet.

Also will you put your money where your mouth is and wager that you will leave this forum when George doesn't grant you the interview?

Oh, so now you're adding conditions because you think it's actually going to happen?   Of course, since Dr. Who is in agreement with you about everything else, he's probably not going to call you a weasel.  But I will.     And Falkie didn't make the statement that he's going to quit the forum if the interview doesn't happen - you did.  Now, I will admit, there have been plenty of times Falkie has said he's done with bellgab, always to come back.   But you're not like him or so you would claim... or are you?

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, so now you're adding conditions because you think it's actually going to happen?   Of course, since Dr. Who is in agreement with you about everything else, he's probably not going to call you a weasel.  But I will.     And Falkie didn't make the statement that he's going to quit the forum if the interview doesn't happen - you did.  Now, I will admit, there have been plenty of times Falkie has said he's done with bellgab, always to come back.   But you're not like him or so you would claim... or are you?

Conditions? Going into the head at the same time as Noory and sticking a mic in his face while they're both having a piss isn't going to count either. Neither is grabbing Kathy to crawl alongside in the Prius as Senda hangs out the window (creasing the door panel with the weight) and Noory is walking  isn't an interview.

[Who]

Oh, so now you're adding conditions because you think it's actually going to happen? 

And what if it does happen?  How will it help Mr. Senda?  We have to live in the real world, Mr. Drone.  What benefit will Mr. Senda derive from interviewing a talk show host?  Will doors suddenly open for him?  Will he receive job offers from the BBC?  NBC?  CBS?

I hope he gets to do it because it would, apparently, give him some satisfaction and a sense of achievement.  But, back to the real world.  Would it change his life in any material way?

[3OctaveFart]

There's a problem: one party doesn't have any money to put into escrow, 3OF. If George and Kathy are going out to whatever con is coming up, I don't see why some interview (such as it is) wouldn't take place other than scheduling conflicts. Dave seems amused by Falkie in some way and he bothered to get him tickets to go in the first place, after all. It's delusional to believe a video with a crummy radio host will take the big guy's channel to new heights, but what's a man without his dream?

The losers of these bets should be MADE to donate to Falkie.
Now that would be good theatre.

[Yorkshire pud]

The losers of these bets should be MADE to donate to Falkie.
Now that would be good theatre.

I wouldn't donate my cold piss to put him out if he was on fire.

[ACE of CLUBS]

I am going to do everything I can to ensure I do the interview wiith Noory if for no other reason that it would put the doubters in their place for maybe 10 seconds until they would begin to criticize my interviewing techniques, lighting or why I asked a question a certain way.

I've thought of just sitting there and saying :

" How ya' doin' George ? "

he says:

" OK "

" All right then, let's go to dinner and continue the interview in the next segment. "

You picking up 'the tab' ..... ?
'Doggie bag with George's left-overs included ..... ?
Or would you go into the bathroom and wedge your fat ass out the window when the waitress drops the bill ..... ?

[3OctaveFart]

I wouldn't donate my cold piss to put him out if he was on fire.

Then you are every bit the coward I took you for.
I am both willing to donate AND to watch the fools lose and be forced to pony up to Falkie.
No sweat off my nut sac.

[Yorkshire pud]

Then you are every bit the coward I took you for.
I am both willing to donate AND to watch the fools lose and be forced to pony up to Falkie.
No sweat off my nut sac.

What nut sac is that? Yours haven't dropped yet.

But back to the point; what possible reason would I donate money to the lard arsed, narcissistic, unashamedly grasping and deluded wanker? He would sooner bleat about how the world is bad to him and in the same sentence proclaim he needs another piece of $50-$100 tat that you, me and anyone with a hole in their arse knows will not generate one cent to his perpetual negative equity. Quite apart from his evading anything to that end. I couldn't care less about the minutia of his squalid fucking existence. I DO care about his bad treatment of his girlfriend; his verbal treatment of her and his admitted (and videoed) assault of her is appalling; and you don't even take him to task about it, why is that? You'd turn away if your neighbours wife was similarly ill treated? Or don't you see anything wrong in it, and it's 'No-one else's business'? That's Senda's catch all isn't it? No-one's goddamn business--UNLESS it's to talk about the private stuff HE wants the world to know...He can't have it both ways. Shut the fuck up about his dirty washing, or expect to get the disapproval. As you're just here though to get your jollies at his expense, you'll not take him to task on that either. Will you?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

I donated $1400 to a user with the handle Falkie2012 by mistake. Sorry, man.

[Ubik]

Falkie, you should keep your videos about weird news, conspiracy's, Art Bell news, book reviews etc.

Personal videos are going to push people away and will limit or even derail the potential success of your channel.

I may be wrong. Im not an expert.. but its my opinion. When I check your new videos and see stuff about cute animals and fat people in golf carts it turns me away.

[3OctaveFart]

What nut sac is that? Yours haven't dropped yet.

But back to the point; what possible reason would I donate money to the lard arsed, narcissistic, unashamedly grasping and deluded wanker? He would sooner bleat about how the world is bad to him and in the same sentence proclaim he needs another piece of $50-$100 tat that you, me and anyone with a hole in their arse knows will not generate one cent to his perpetual negative equity. Quite apart from his evading anything to that end. I couldn't care less about the minutia of his squalid fucking existence. I DO care about his bad treatment of his girlfriend; his verbal treatment of her and his admitted (and videoed) assault of her is appalling; and you don't even take him to task about it, why is that? You'd turn away if your neighbours wife was similarly ill treated? Or don't you see anything wrong in it, and it's 'No-one else's business'? That's Senda's catch all isn't it? No-one's goddamn business--UNLESS it's to talk about the private stuff HE wants the world to know...He can't have it both ways. Shut the fuck up about his dirty washing, or expect to get the disapproval. As you're just here though to get your jollies at his expense, you'll not take him to task on that either. Will you?

I'd rather not get involved in anyone's private or love life.
And I don't believe she is being battered, anyway.
It could be a skin condition or some other malady.
I am also not getting jollies out of anything.
Falkie is a grown man and so am I.

[Nick el Ass]

I've thought of just sitting there and saying :

" how ya doin' george ? "

he says :

" ok. ""

" all right then. let's go to dinner and continue the interview in the next segment.

Then play music and drag the interview out in bits and pieces.

it would be just like a Noory show.

dum dum dum dum dum dum ...

So in other words it will be full of suck, and carnivora ads?!?

[Falkie2013]

The losers of these bets should be MADE to donate to Falkie.
Now that would be good theatre.

since wholess is trying to dictate terms, I have one.
If the interview happens and thy have to donate to me, have them donate to me in person.
then the world would see if they're so willing to talk crap to me while I recird the event, of course.
then maybe I could have the pleasure of tossing each of them down the stairs ala I'm gonna get you sucker.

" you're  at Falkie's. are you going to take the balcony or the stairs ? "

windows in my apartment are to small or blocked.

[Falkie2013]

So in other words it will be full of suck, and carnivora ads?!?

No, it was a joke given that someone said I should do the interview in sections.
If I knew how to edit, I could realease it one question at a time.😀

[Yorkshire pud]

No, it was a joke given that someone said I should do the interview in sections.
If I knew how to edit, I could realease it one question at a time.😀

If you knew how to do the basic things you could do many things. Such as accept you're shite at anything that remotely hints at entertainment.

[Yorkshire pud]

since wholess is trying to dictate terms, I have one.
If the interview happens and thy have to donate to me, have them donate to me in person.
then the world would see if they're so willing to talk crap to me while I recird the event, of course.
then maybe I could have the pleasure of tossing each of them down the stairs ala I'm gonna get you sucker.

" you're  at Falkie's. are you going to take the balcony or the stairs ? "

windows in my apatment are to small or blocked.

Oh, I'd love to watch you try that! You'd be out of breath before you raised either arm to open the door.

[Falkie2013]

Falkie, you should keep your videos about weird news, conspiracy's, Art Bell news, book reviews etc.

Personal videos are going to push people away and will limit or even derail the potential success of your channel.

I may be wrong. Im not an expert.. but its my opinion. When I check your new videos and see stuff about cute animals and fat people in golf carts it turns me away.

The personal videos were done because both of us felt there was a need to say what had to be said.
pet videos are very popular on you tube as are animal videos and my cats are a huge part of my life.
The video of the guy in we call a fat chair is that both of us feel those things are death traps. once you start using them any desire to walk or excercise goes out the window and you atrophy and get fatter and die. I and Kathy have seen dozens of huge people riding the things.
The worst we ever saw was this family pushing an incredibly fat and bloated woman around the mall while she laid on a surgical gurney.

[SnapT]

No, it was a joke given that someone said I should do the interview in sections.
If I knew how to edit, I could realease it one question at a time.😀

Don't you have iMovie?  It makes editing so simple a baby could do it. Just follow the instructions.

I edited a TV commercial on iMovie when I was a teenager.  Added background music, overlay text, graphics, etc.  It was easy.

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't you have iMovie?  It makes editing so simple a baby could do it. Just follow the instructions.

I edited a TV commercial on iMovie when I was a teenager.  Added background music, overlay text, graphics, etc.  It was easy.

Yeah; most of us would. But in Sendaworld it's imperative he buys (Or asks to have bought) expensive unnecessary tat that will make not one iota of difference to his (non) popularity and YT hits. No-one will tell him that his sound is a on a par with a DBX reel to reel system. His unclear ramblings are hardly sort after commodities in the world of voice overs are they? Only he doesn't get that.

[Who]

since wholess is trying to dictate terms, I have one.
If the interview happens and thy have to donate to me, have them donate to me in person.
then the world would see if they're so willing to talk crap to me while I recird the event, of course.
then maybe I could have the pleasure of tossing each of them down the stairs ala I'm gonna get you sucker.

Your obsession with a radio talk show has made you a full-time resident of fantasyland.  You may interview George Noory.  You may not.  Either way, the result will be the same.  No fame, no fortune.  No career in broadcasting. 

You really need to broaden your horizons.  Think about things other than talk shows and weird books about the supernatural written by hacks.  Go outside.  Get some fresh air.  Have lunch with Kathy.  When she talks, give her your undivided attention.  Show her the respect and dignity she deserves.

And stop waving your tin cup in everyone's face.   

[Yorkshire pud]

Your obsession with a radio talk show has made you a full-time resident of fantasyland.  You may interview George Noory.  You may not.  Either way, the result will be the same.  No fame, no fortune.  No career in broadcasting. 

You really need to broaden your horizons.  Think about things other than talk shows and weird books about the supernatural written by hacks.  Go outside.  Get some fresh air.  Have lunch with Kathy.  When she talks, give her your undivided attention.  Show her the respect and dignity she deserves.

And stop waving your tin cup in everyone's face.

Yeah but to do that would mean he had to stop yelling at her and telling her when she'd got it wrong AGAIN!!! Funny how he's so well informed about (insert any given topic) that he has no need to address his own shortcomings before he's in a position to tell anyone anything.

[PathoJen]

I said I wasn't going to comment or read Falkie thread anymore but holy shit, how can I help it. It's where all the action is and where all the action has ever been here in BG. The Art Bell quits dark matter thread was the only one besides this one, that got any love.
This is what I see when I click "recent posts".

[area51drone]

I said I wasn't going to comment or read Falkie thread anymore but holy shit, how can I help it. It's where all the action is and where all the action has ever been here in BG

Welcome back, and enjoy the ride!

[PathoJen]

YP and dr who are the ones who hate Falkie the most and yet they are both constantly posting in here. I don't get it guys. I was pretty disgusted by Falkie's vid of Kathy. But I think I'm even more disturbed by other things about this thread for instance, someone commented earlier about Falkie "telling the world about his E.D. and the whole mayo thing" but I listened to that podcast and all Falkie said, after tons and tons of ribbing and egging him on is that he had all his sexy time years ago and he's cool with just having a loving relationship without much hanky panky. MV kept pushing him to admit life sucks without sex and Falkie wasn't biting. He told him he uses mayo for sandwiches. Idk you guys are all weird in my opinion.

Then some bloke on here told Falkie to gain a bunch of weight so he would be freakishly fat and he'd get more subscribers. WTF is that all about?

[PathoJen]

This whole forum should be called falkie gab

[SnapT]

I said I wasn't going to comment or read Falkie thread anymore but holy shit, how can I help it. It's where all the action is and where all the action has ever been here in BG.

Falkie is a true phenom.  He is a puckish anti-hero in the vein of Han Solo or "Weird" Al Yankovic.  Falkie is the UHF station of BellGab.  And we've got it all on UHF...
http://youtu.be/NUi926ses94

[Who]

Idk you guys are all weird in my opinion.

This is the place to come when you're looking for something completely different.

Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks (Full Sketch)

[MrMajestik]

This whole forum should be called falkie gab

It used to be much worse. When falkie first came here he brought a bunch of flies from other forums buzzing around him and posting almost a minute after he did.
Alot of the most negative stories about him come from these people who claimed to know Falkie from other sites.  This thread didn't exist yet and Falkie was posting lengthy  stuff all over the place. It got so bad MV had to ban Falkie and those in his orbit.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

learn how to edit video. It's free and you already have all the equipment you need to make your videos look better. There's plenty of  tutorials and videos.
Here's a 5 minute video on how to mix audio so we can hear your theme music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mqslBSnvc

How about some movie review videos?  You know about movies, there's an unending supply of material, they have wide appeal and there's average guys with views in the 100's of thousands/review. Maybe a niche like old or obscure movies