The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Bart Ell]

I do what I want.

That's so Flakie.

[analog kid]

I've listened repeatedly but still don't hear the fart. Can someone isolate and amplify it? Possibly put it on loop to a beat?

[Bart Ell]

I've listened repeatedly but still don't hear the fart. Can someone isolate and amplify it? Possibly put it on loop to a beat?

AMPLIFY IT???
If it is played any louder kids will be told to hide under their desks.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

i haven't listened yet, but if it's fake i'm less likely to do so.

Well, the part where he seems to lose his place, backs up and reads the previous fifteen seconds of conversation en sotto voce before continuing was kind of a giveaway.  How he could do that and not expect anyone to notice goes into the same bin as ripping an obvious fart and leaving that in too. 

Look, this is Falkie we are talking about.  Is any of this truly a surprise to you?

[jazmunda]

This is constructive enough commentary DPS. I suggest Phil Hendrie doing Noory as one genre possibility.

It's always about a dude playing a dude with you aldous, if that's your real name.

[area51drone]

I've listened repeatedly but still don't hear the fart. Can someone isolate and amplify it? Possibly put it on loop to a beat?

It wasn't a fart, it was his chair making a noise.  It sounds a bit like a fart, but it's pretty obviously not.  I would have laughed hysterically if it had been, but Falkie is too pro to let something like that happen and not edit it out.  Farting on the air is something only Noory could do.

[area51drone]

Well, the part where he seems to lose his place, backs up and reads the previous fifteen seconds of conversation en sotto voce before continuing was kind of a giveaway.  How he could do that and not expect anyone to notice goes into the same bin as ripping an obvious fart and leaving that in too. 

When exactly was this so I can listen to it?   Truth be told, Falkie puts out too much material for me to be able to listen to everything he does.  That man is a content machine.

[area51drone]

Falkie, you gotta laugh at this one too.   At least he's now only posting these in the musings thread.    If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at or chide others.

[eddie dean]

It's always about a dude playing a dude with you aldous, if that's your real name.

psst, I have it on good authority that aldous's real name is  Carlos Danger.
don't tell anyone.

[jazmunda]

  Farting on the air is something only Noory could do.

You need a soul to be able to fart and we all know Noory has no soul.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

When exactly was this so I can listen to it?   Truth be told, Falkie puts out too much material for me to be able to listen to everything he does.  That man is a content machine.

I'd love to listen to the entire 55 minutes of mind-roasting retardation to save you the trouble of doing so, but I have done my part. 

Why not ask Falkie?  He has the script.

As for the new UR corner, listen to the podcast beginning about 28:25.

[jazmunda]

psst, I have it on good authority that aldous's real name is  Carlos Danger.
don't tell anyone.

Do you have the cock pics to prove it?

[eddie dean]

It didn't seem like a live broadcast.  There was no advance notice, and only one caller who sounded like he was speaking through a voice synthesizer to disguise his identity.  Falkie lost his place at one point; you could hear paper rattling and then he (re)read aloud the most recent part of the conversation before picking up where he left off.  I think this was more of a practice run rather than a real podcast.

I had this opinion of the caller as well.

Nothing wrong with that if the caller didn't want his voice recognized.

Also Falkie, I am glad you are doing this podcast. It's good to know your critics haven't swayed your resolve.
Good on you mate! It will get better once you workout the bugs and feel more comfortable in front of the mic.

[eddie dean]

Do you have the cock pics to prove it?

I am no longer contributing to your sexual deviancy.....but yes! I have some glorious shots!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Nothing wrong with that if the caller didn't want his voice recognized.

Because every successful media host has callers who are ashamed to be on their show.

Good on you mate! It will get better once you workout the bugs and feel more comfortable in front of the mic.

And don't worry, everyone gets a trophy.

[littlechris]

I've listened repeatedly but still don't hear the fart. Can someone isolate and amplify it? Possibly put it on loop to a beat?

Geez, even Falkie's©  farts have become famous??!!  Next thing you know, Falkie© will be selling his excrement and bodily fluids on ebay!!

#Falkie2016©

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It wasn't a fart, it was his chair making a noise.  It sounds a bit like a fart, but it's pretty obviously not. 

Go ahead, blame it on the dog grandpa.

[jazmunda]

Was the caller tertiaryimam?

[eddie dean]

And don't worry, everyone gets a trophy.

YES!
I will PM my address post-haste!

[littlechris]

When exactly was this so I can listen to it?   Truth be told, Falkie puts out too much material for me to be able to listen to everything he does.  That man is a content machine.

Exactly, I've told Falkie© repeatedly that his videos are waaay too long (20+ minutes). I told him to make his videos no longer than 3-4 minutes or else people will not watch them, or maybe only watch the first 2 minutes or so. Very few people are willing to commit to a 20 minute video about a person who has yet to build his brand.  Falkie© should instead make multiple, 3-4 minute videos as opposed to one LONG ASS 20 minute video. Of course he wont take anyones good advice.
  If someone wants to edit his videos and condense only the "important" stuff, or his"farts", etc, then i'd be willing to take a listen. As his #1 fan, even I cant watch a 20 minute video of the guy.

#Falkie2016©

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Was the caller tertiaryimam?

I wouldn't know his voice, but I'll bet with a little audio correction that one of you would.

[jazmunda]

For guys that loathe Falkie you seem to listen/watch a lot of his content. I'm seriously trying to understand why the viciousness? Is it more than just poking fun at someone? Did Falkie piss in your cornflakes one morning?

This forum could seriously be renamed Falkiegab because there is more Falkie discussion and content than Art Bell or even George Noory discussion and content at the moment.

Falkie you need to start monetizing this popularity. It would be ironic if you were making more money from your haters than your fans.

[jazmunda]

I wouldn't know his voice, but I'll bet with a little audio correction that one of you would.

I've never heard his voice either. I just know that at one time Falkie and TI were considering doing a Podcast together.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

For guys that loathe Falkie you seem to listen/watch a lot of his content.

Wait a minute.  You're upset because people are watching and listening to his stuff?  What kind of Falkie fanboy are you, anyway?

[eddie dean]

Was the caller tertiaryimam?

I don't know who it was. George Noory maybe?

[bateman]

For guys that loathe Falkie you seem to listen/watch a lot of his content. I'm seriously trying to understand why the viciousness? Is it more than just poking fun at someone? Did Falkie piss in your cornflakes one morning?

This forum could seriously be renamed Falkiegab because there is more Falkie discussion and content than Art Bell or even George Noory discussion and content at the moment.

Falkie you need to start monetizing this popularity. It would be ironic if you were making more money from your haters than your fans.

It is a bit much...

[jazmunda]

Wait a minute.  You're upset because people are watching and listening to his stuff?  What kind of Falkie fanboy are you, anyway?

I'm member # 000001 so I have some cred.

Seriously though I'm not upset with people watching/listening. I just want to understand why you would continue to listen if you hate the guy so much. I just don't see the point. If it's just to poke fun at the guy then that I can see. I don't necessarily agree with continuing to kick a guy whilst he's bleeding on the floor but I'm guilty of that too. Not in the physical sense. I would never kick a guy whilst bleeding on the floor. A baseball bat will do the job and keep the shoes clean but I digress. There just seems to be a genuine hatred and viciousness that goes beyond poking fun or kidding around. Take the Casio thread. I'm not comparing the two guys because well let's just say when Falkie starts making out with mannequins I'll admit that he's gone too far. The banter in that thread is light hearted. The contributors there whilst taking a dig at someone aren't doing it in a mean spirited way. I guess that's doesn't excuse the beahviour and make it any more or less right. I'll still be able to sleep tonight as I'm sure will you guys.

Anyways, I've rambled enough and probably put you to sleep. I just want to try and understand where the hatred is coming from. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

[The General]

It is a bit much...

Jesus Christ, I'll say.
I have to use haikus to
stay interested

[littlechris]

....Falkie you need to start monetizing this popularity. It would be ironic if you were making more money from your haters than your fans.

I agree, just like Falkie© bought George Noory's cookbook, Falkie© can also monetize from his haters.

#Falkie2016©

[analog kid]

Why not ask Falkie?  He has the script.

Invulnerable Host: talk, talk, talk, brap! talk some more.