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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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SredniVashtar

Has he explained all those marks on his arms? Don't tweakers normally present symptoms like that?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 01, 2019, 12:31:40 PM
Has he explained all those marks on his arms? Don't tweakers normally present symptoms like that?

Well, they are not insect bites...that's for sure.  Maybe he is shedding...becoming a whole new man.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 01, 2019, 12:26:13 PM
Excuse me, sir, but George needs to get away from the stress and pressures of everyone else footing his bills.  He would like to mingle with esteemed colleagues in the field of the paranormal.  He would like to spend the night in a good bed, in an air conditioned room and eat good food.  These things are hardly an extravagance!  TRoll!!!

STFU, Senda never said he was an esteemed paranormal colleague. How very dare you!!! And if the revolting, obese flea infested pile of excrement infests a reasonably clean and well turned out dumpster where he'll be residing for a couple of nights after the days of openly ogling and leering at females in his disgusting way then it's none of your goddam business.

Oh, please send anything you can spare to him to feed the cats when he's gone.

Quote from: brig on June 01, 2019, 11:32:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkSGGwlYws

Well, you know George, it was very nice of you to take Kathy out for prime rib for her birthday, but if finances are tough, you could have settled for a cup of coffee for yourself.  Surely it would be fulfilling for you, just to watch Kathy enjoying a wonderful prime rib that you bought for her, without having to purchase anything other than a cup of coffee for yourself.

Yes!   It is great to see that The Master still has some fight in him and that the fire down below still burns. 

This Reasoner guy was just a young Troll.  One that needed care, feeding and nurturing until it blossomed into a full blown Tosserlad.   Reasoner had potential but sadly we'll
never know as he has been "banned from making comments forever".  Dammit The Master - stop doing that.  Engage the Trolls.  Rage at the Trolls.  Do not ban the Trolls.
Make them your bitches and use them as a revenue stream The Master .  There is money to be made.............

I'm also trying to Grok the logic of what I just saw.  The Master goes to AlienCon in June.   Kathy has a birthday in June.  So The Master took Kathy out for Prime Rib
a month early as he won't have money for it in June.  So he bummed $40 from her to take her out now early but will also take her out for her birthday in July as well?  Is that
the deal?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 01, 2019, 01:01:39 PM
Yes!   It is great to see that The Master still has some fight in him and that the fire down below still burns. 

This Reasoner guy was just a young Troll.  One that needed care, feeding and nurturing until it blossomed into a full blown Tosserlad.   Reasoner had potential but sadly we'll
never know as he has been "banned from making comments forever".  Dammit The Master - stop doing that.  Engage the Trolls.  Rage at the Trolls.  Do not ban the Trolls.
Make them your bitches and use them as a revenue stream The Master .  There is money to be made.............

I'm also trying to Grok the logic of what I just saw.  The Master goes to AlienCon in June.   Kathy has a birthday in June.  So The Master took Kathy out for Prime Rib
a month early as he won't have money for it in June.  So he bummed $40 from her to take her out now early but will also take her out for her birthday in July as well?  Is that
the deal?

Partly. He has to pay a visit to the church soup kitchen first to get her birthday meal.

whoozit

I envision George at the grocery store returning items for cash after his church heists hauls.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: whoozit on June 01, 2019, 01:16:15 PM
I envision George at the grocery store returning items for cash after his church heists hauls.

Why wouldn't he? He has every right to grift/steal and otherwise behave fraudulently if he so wishes. 

SredniVashtar

All the discolouration under Senda's eyes has given him the appearance of a fat raccoon. How can it be sleep deprivation? all the fat fuck does is eat and sleep. He probably manages both now, by letting a kielbasa slowly dissolve in his cakehole while he's sawing logs.

SredniVashtar

Is Kathy's birthday really something to celebrate anyway? How that mottled gelatinous mess has managed to survive so long is certainly reasonable evidence that Darwin was full of shit. The very idea of those two filthy swine sucking down steak and then detonating toxic farts in the Prius afterwards is more than my sensitive soul can handle.

artbell_ghost

considering a generous donation to Youtube Star George Senda if he is able to get live interviews of 3 different 'ordinary' people attending alien con that he can prove their name is Ivan during the video. There will be a multiplier if he interviews all 3 separately and together.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: artbell_ghost on June 01, 2019, 02:12:02 PM
considering a generous donation to Youtube Star George Senda if he is able to get live interviews of 3 different 'ordinary' people attending alien con that he can prove their name is Ivan during the video. There will be a multiplier if he interviews all 3 separately and together.

Here is Senda's folksy approach to interviewing.. Note the 'Oh shit I think my fixed smile is going to slip if this cunt continues much longer" look.

https://youtu.be/H_isz7trMy8


And who can forget the downfall of his empire?

https://youtu.be/ltaN5rPPzao





Yorkshire pud

Here we see his beloved punchbag extending her internet presence.

https://youtu.be/3PimcbwdkKs

I know where the following shop is in Old Sac...It was almost closed down shortly after this and served with a fumigation notice.

https://youtu.be/HCnoks6DLc0

Yorkshire pud

If anyone having taken leave of their senses ever arranges to have dinner with Senda..Consider this prospect.


whoozit

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 01, 2019, 02:32:34 PM
If anyone having taken leave of their senses ever arranges to have dinner with Senda..Consider this prospect.


I think it might be fun to take George and Kathy out to a fine dining establishment.  I’m sure you’d never be allowed in again but it would be an experience of a lifetime.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: whoozit on June 01, 2019, 02:40:33 PM
I think it might be fun to take George and Kathy out to a fine dining establishment.  I’m sure you’d never be allowed in again but it would be an experience of a lifetime.


You are a very sick man.  :o


whoozit

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 01, 2019, 02:50:40 PM

You are a very sick man.  :o
No, I wouldn’t join them eating.  The noises would be sickening, but I couldn’t justify wasting cash like that.  Might as well set it on fire.

Quote from: whoozit on June 01, 2019, 02:58:10 PM
No, I wouldn’t join them eating.  The noises would be sickening.  but I couldn’t justify wasting cash like that.  Might as well set it on fire.

Well apparently The Master is flying to AlienCon this trip.   Perhaps you can squeeze on that flight? 

artbell_ghost

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 01, 2019, 02:50:40 PM

You are a very sick man.  :o

please live stream said event.

bonus points for you describing every bite in an Attenborough-esque manner over top of them eating in real-time.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 01, 2019, 03:05:39 PM
Well apparently The Master is flying to AlienCon this trip.   Perhaps you can squeeze on that flight?

Sure, here's how that might go.


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: artbell_ghost on June 01, 2019, 03:06:44 PM
please live stream said event.

bonus points for you describing every bite in an Attenborough-esque manner over top of them eating in real-time.

Sir David Attenborough when asked said if there was one animal he wasn't keen on, it would be the rat. I have no doubt if presented with a Senda his point of reference would change somewhat. My Attenborough delivery isn't up to muster describing Senda eating without ripping my eyes out and having my ear drums removed.

whoozit

Quote from: artbell_ghost on June 01, 2019, 03:06:44 PM
please live stream said event.

bonus points for you describing every bite in an Attenborough-esque manner over top of them eating in real-time.
Rule 1 of BellGab:  Don’t start live-streaming or you will be eaten alive.
Rule 2 of BellGab: Especially don’t start live-streaming about Falkie or you will be eaten alive.

Have you learned nothing here?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 01, 2019, 03:09:10 PM
Sure, here's how that might go.

Ha!    I think George and Kathy on a Mediterranean cruise would be fascinating.  Kind of hard on those cruisers assigned to their dining table to be sure
but nothing compared to the hell the room Steward would go through that week.

artbell_ghost

Quote from: whoozit on June 01, 2019, 03:12:21 PM
Rule 1 of BellGab:  Don’t start live-streaming or you will be eaten alive.
Rule 2 of BellGab: Especially don’t start live-streaming about Falkie or you will be eaten alive.

Have you learned nothing here?

good lesson!

I admit I have quit several times so learning is not my strongest attribute.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 01, 2019, 03:12:40 PM
Ha!    I think George and Kathy on a Mediterranean cruise would be fascinating.  Kind of hard on those cruisers assigned to their dining table to be sure
but nothing compared to the hell the room Steward would go through that week.


Then there's the furrow gouged in the bottom of the sea under where their cabin would be. The keel would be almost out of the water and the bilge strake scraping the bottom.

whoozit

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 01, 2019, 03:12:40 PM
Ha!    I think George and Kathy on a Mediterranean cruise would be fascinating.  Kind of hard on those cruisers assigned to their dining table to be sure
but nothing compared to the hell the room Steward would go through that week.
They would need separate staterooms on opposite sides of the ship to prevent listing.

artbell_ghost

sponsored cruises are a big thing now.  how about the George Cruise hosted by Noory / Senda 2020.

someone call Dan now to get this booked. 

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 01, 2019, 03:17:21 PM

Then there's the furrow gouged in the bottom of the sea under where their cabin would be. The keel would be almost out of the water and the bilge strake scraping the bottom.

Furrow gouged in the bottom
Bilge strake scraping...

That sounds horrible.  Just horrible.

Yorkshire pud

Here's a representation of Senda and Kathy jumping in the pool together.


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