The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Furrow gouged in the bottom
Bilge strake scraping...

That sounds horrible.  Just horrible.

Horrible almost covers it...Or rather, it doesn't adequately.

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sponsored cruises are a big thing now.  how about the George Cruise hosted by Noory / Senda 2020.

someone call Dan now to get this booked.

Didn't Hoagland try the same scam idea?

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While en route on their cruise, Senda realises he's forgotten the latest toy he doesn't know how to use...A distress signal is sent back to one of his enablers who quickly dispatches not only the toy, but the instructions and extra plushies for Kathy to piss on.

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The optional bus trip to see the sights of Greece doesn't go completely smoothly when one of the passengers Senda has befriended upsets another passenger.

[Walks_At_Night]

sponsored cruises are a big thing now.  how about the George Cruise hosted by Noory / Senda 2020.

someone call Dan now to get this booked.

I'd support it.  Gotta be a Mediterranean Cruise though.  Ultimate troll on the passengers on the plane, ships crew,  Euro passengers and the people of Italy, Croatia and Greece.
I can think of no finer couple to represent these United States overseas.   Pride of the nation!

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https://youtu.be/ltaN5rPPzao

There are a few decent people who are still my friends on there but it's a troll board owned by a mega a*hole, troll & one who makes money off the trolls who attack me.

Now who could he mean? 

SIX WEEK TENURE JUST ADMITTED HE * IS * Chefist from Sewergab and finally told the truth for the first time in his evil life

Well, we have a Chefist but this is Bellgab, so obviously not this site...phew!!!

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After boarding the island hopping ferry, Kathy is worried she'll miss out on the 'all you can inhale buffet' and starts to run to the front before the skipper realises the inertia has set off a tragic chain of events.

[whoozit]

After boarding the island hopping ferry, Kathy is worried she'll miss out on the 'all you can inhale buffet' and starts to run to the front before the skipper realises the inertia has set off a tragic chain of events.

The fun of irresistible forces and movable objects.

[chefist]

Furrow gouged in the bottom
Bilge strake scraping...

That sounds horrible.  Just horrible.

BJM... good to see you brother...

[chefist]

The fun of irresistible forces and movable objects.

George wins again.

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After boarding the island hopping ferry, Kathy is worried she'll miss out on the 'all you can inhale buffet' and starts to run to the front before the skipper realises the inertia has set off a tragic chain of events.

She's hungry, hater.

[chefist]

I'd support it.  Gotta be a Mediterranean Cruise though.  Ultimate troll on the passengers on the plane, ships crew,  Euro passengers and the people of Italy, Croatia and Greece.
I can think of no finer couple to represent these United States overseas.   Pride of the nation!

Topless optional?

[whoozit]

She's hungry, hater.

Imagine George and Kathy racing from opposite ends of the dining room at Golden Corral for the last rib in the warming pan.  They strike each other full on. What happens?

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Imagine George and Kathy racing from opposite ends of the dining room at Golden Corral for the last rib in the warming pan.  They strike each other full on. What happens?

Golden Corral simultaneously have the biggest lawsuit and the greatest free advertising in dining history.

[LadyFish]

 Falkie did a haul video on multi store purchases. Is there a SlimFast and lettuce shortage in the Martinez area?

I seem to remember Falkie living streaming a few days back from the ER that he weighed about 354 pounds and was wanting to lose 30 pounds prior to AlienCon by eating SlimFast and lettuce.

He bought sugar laden drinks, an electric alarm clock, a 4th of July pinwheel, cat scratchers, lots of cat food, high calorie highly processed entrees, a new bath towel (because all of his were dirty & he didn’t have time to do laundry) at Ross, Big Lots, Target, and Walmart. I did not see a single can of SlimFast or a stray leaf of lettuce in that haul.

Like the  Sendamonic system of saving money,  the Falkie weight loss system is beyond my comprehension.

Also, in one of those videos, he showed off his new pair of red shorts for AlienCon that he was wearing.

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Imagine George and Kathy racing from opposite ends of the dining room at Golden Corral for the last rib in the warming pan.  They strike each other full on. What happens?

Worst case scenario

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie did a haul video on multi store purchases. Is there a SlimFast and lettuce shortage in the Martinez area?

I seem to remember Falkie living streaming a few days back from the ER that he weighed about 354 pounds and was wanting to lose 30 pounds prior to AlienCon by eating SlimFast and lettuce.

He bought sugar laden drinks, an electric alarm clock, a 4th of July pinwheel, cat scratchers, lots of cat food, high calorie highly processed entrees, a new bath towel (because all of his were dirty & he didn’t have time to do laundry) at Ross, Big Lots, Target, and Walmart. I did not see a single can of SlimFast or a stray leaf of lettuce in that haul.

Like the  Sendamonic system of saving money,  the Falkie weight loss system is beyond my comprehension.

Also, in one of those videos, he showed off his new pair of red shorts for AlienCon that he was wearing.

Wait....His NEW pair? Will they display his twitchy thing the way the old ones did?

https://youtu.be/pBEOp0Rcrv4

[Walks_At_Night]

Falkie did a haul video on multi store purchases. Is there a SlimFast and lettuce shortage in the Martinez area?

I seem to remember Falkie living streaming a few days back from the ER that he weighed about 354 pounds and was wanting to lose 30 pounds prior to AlienCon by eating SlimFast and lettuce.

He bought sugar laden drinks, an electric alarm clock, a 4th of July pinwheel, cat scratchers, lots of cat food, high calorie highly processed entrees, a new bath towel (because all of his were dirty & he didn’t have time to do laundry) at Ross, Big Lots, Target, and Walmart. I did not see a single can of SlimFast or a stray leaf of lettuce in that haul.

Like the  Sendamonic system of saving money,  the Falkie weight loss system is beyond my comprehension.

Also, in one of those videos, he showed off his new pair of red shorts for AlienCon that he was wearing.

Well that is when he was dying in the ER.  He ain't dying now, so Snapple it is!

[WOTR]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkSGGwlYws

Well, you know George, it was very nice of you to take Kathy out for prime rib for her birthday, but if finances are tough, you could have settled for a cup of coffee for yourself.  Surely it would be fulfilling for you, just to watch Kathy enjoying a wonderful prime rib that you bought for her, without having to purchase anything other than a cup of coffee for yourself.

Or head down to a buffet that may have prime rib as well. Buy Kathy dinner and "snack" from her plate. Added bonus is that if she carries a lined purse, you can have another meal later... And all for the price of one buffet dinner and two soft drinks.

[LadyFish]

Wait....His NEW pair? Will they display his twitchy thing the way the old ones did?

They should. I don’t think they make any other type of red shorts in his size. Likely he will break them in at Starbucks.

[Yorkshire pud]

https://youtu.be/U12zHYjFeHM


Fast forward to the three minute mark...I dare you....double dare.

[SredniVashtar]

They should. I don’t think they make any other type of red shorts in his size. Likely he will break them in at Starbucks.

He's now the size of an adult cow, I am surprised anything fits. He claimed he had a 64'' waist, but that was when he was comparatively slim. He has to be over 70 now.

[Walks_At_Night]

Fast forward to the three minute mark...I dare you....double dare.

Why is that on the internet?  The bigger question is why did I watch it?

[SredniVashtar]

https://youtu.be/U12zHYjFeHM


Fast forward to the three minute mark...I dare you....double dare.

Kathy swallowing Senda's yoghurt...

[SredniVashtar]

Why is that on the internet?  The bigger question is why did I watch it?

We're all on this shame spiral to hell, desperately looking for the off ramp.

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Kathy swallowing Senda's yoghurt...

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[whoozit]

We're all on this shame spiral to hell, desperately looking for the off ramp.

I’d kill myself but that would just hasten my arrival at the final destination.

[whoozit]

https://youtu.be/U12zHYjFeHM


Fast forward to the three minute mark...I dare you....double dare.

I can cancel that whale watching cruise...

[Walks_At_Night]

What is going on with her right eye?  Did someone hang a mouse on her or is that just every day edema? 

Paging Dr. MD. MD.