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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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ONeill

Quote from: Lord Grantham on April 27, 2018, 08:35:46 AM
In normal times that would be top right worthy.

But these are not normal times.

It is no match for my brilliance.

Quote from: ONeill on April 26, 2018, 12:54:22 PM
No guest headstones.


Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 27, 2018, 08:17:28 AM
Stop picking on Falkie.  ALL OF YOU!
don’t yell at us...
Tracy started it,     it’s all her (or his, as Falkie’s noted) fault this time !

damnit, this all starts just about the time the FAT ASS is gearing up for the Annual “it’s MY Birthday Grift”

and has anybody heard if he is going to have any dancing Rabbis on his Telethon ?
at :32 was that...could it be Falkie ?
at 2:45 they get down...
it’s all about People helping People

Is that even physioligicall'y possible? I cant imagine even à handful of viagra would make it so.

That’s crazy talk.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 10:08:57 PM
and what kind of sick __________ would even WANT TO RAPE slow Kathy ?
man, I am just puzzled about that accusation from Falkie

no, I just cannot believe that

Quote from: Renegade Smurf on April 27, 2018, 09:02:13 AM
Is that even physioligicall'y possible? I cant imagine even à handful of viagra would make it so.

That’s crazy talk.
well, I had considered that...

but my mind kept returning to Falkie’s discussion of slow Kathy still “wanting it” (on a Gabcast, I believe it was the same one he discussed slow Kathy, Mayo and the last time she gave him oral sex...) and telling her how sorry he was because “the equipment doesn’t work anymore”...
and next week she showed up with...
a box of popsicle sticks and duck tape

I think that was about the time a host mentioned...
“you really don’t need to talk about that...
your girlfriend is going to kill you, when she hears this”

ok, bleach and wire brush shower time and...
looking forward to another round of “night terrors”...
(and, the damn Police AND I are getting tired of my neighbor calling 9-1-1 the last few nights around 4AM, to arrive bang on my door, to have me answer and say it’s just the night terrors...again)


Imagine the unspeakable deeds those popsicle sticks and duck tape were subjected to.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 27, 2018, 09:11:12 AM
well, I had considered that...

but my mind kept returning to Falkie’s discussion of slow Kathy still “wanting it” (on a Gabcast, I believe it was the same one he discussed slow Kathy, Mayo and the last time she gave him oral sex...) and telling her how sorry he was because “the equipment doesn’t work anymore”...
and next week she showed up with...
a box of popsicle sticks and duck tape

I think that was about the time a host mentioned...
“you really don’t need to talk about that...
your girlfriend is going to kill you, when she hears this”

ok, bleach and wire brush shower time and...
looking forward to another round of “night terrors”...
(and, the damn Police AND I are getting tired of my neighbor calling 9-1-1 the last few nights around 4AM, to arrive bang on my door, to have me answer and say it’s just the night terrors...again)

I wonder how Talkie is doing.  Probably hungry and wondering why Kathy doesn't get up until noon.  Bracing itself for a nude Kathy to emerge...

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 10:24:19 PM
He said it was tearing up the carpet and bit Kathy...

That was a mistake, for hygienic reasons.  I would have gone with a good scratching.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 27, 2018, 10:16:01 AM
I wonder how Talkie is doing.  Probably hungry and wondering why Kathy doesn't get up until noon.  Bracing itself for a nude Kathy to emerge...
I am hopeful that Talkie is able to avoid that waddling buffoon with those two low hanging and swaying half full sacks of flour (I really like that description, and wish to give credit to the person who first made that analogy) as they might really cause serious injury to a kitty...
let us not forget samsquatch could try, on purpose, to stun poor Talkie with those things and eat him !

result, slow Kathy licking her paws as she says “GGGGeorge, I haven’t seen Talkie since Friday...mmmaybe I left the door open...IIII thought his was hiding...I dddon’t know”

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 27, 2018, 10:18:55 AM
That was a mistake, for hygienic reasons.  I would have gone with a good scratching.
OH, DAMN
NOW THAT IS FUNNY ! I DON’T CARE WHO YA ARE !

I did NOT catch that when George was telling EVERYONE !

now, I have a question for George’s next LIVE event...
regarding slow Kathy...
is she color coordinated?
does the carpet match the drapes ?
(or is it curtains ?)

note: I had to ask once what that meant !
(and I asked a woman...after she stopped laughing at me, she explained it)




Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 27, 2018, 10:31:04 AM
... does the carpet match the drapes ?
(or is it curtains ?)

note: I had to ask once what that meant !
(and I asked a woman...after she stopped laughing at me, she explained it)

Lol.  Before you asked, what were your guesses as to what that meant?

Lilith

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 27, 2018, 08:04:00 AM
I don't know where he gets his idea that he is protected, he 's not a giant panda. Perhaps we should airlift him to a forest somewhere, let him live on bamboo and make ineffectual efforts to breed a baby Senda with Sweet Kathy.

I can picture that with a smile.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 10:24:19 PM
He said it was tearing up the carpet and bit kathy. He wants the $500. He me tioned it

He just took out a payday loan for the $500

Quote from: chefist on April 26, 2018, 02:33:51 PM
George Comes Out Swinging.....
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I am a protected class.
Its pure harassment.


What class is that? 500 pound retards?

Quote from: brig on April 27, 2018, 07:56:34 AM
ikr?  He keeps going on over and over about how he is in a protected class because he is on SSI , and nobody can take his money, as though that means he is immune from all forms of prosecution whatsoever.

He mentions he has dividends from something he hasn't checked in years.  They can take that, and any other money and/or property, that was not received via SS payment, which is now digitally "marked" as SS money when it is deposited to your account, in order to distinguish it from other money deposited to the account, such as money from gofundme accounts, and youtube dontations.  And he can still go to jail.

He could also be assigned a payee to manage his SSI funds, should it be found that he is not capable of managing it hiself.

When they find out he is a welfare cheat, they can take away his SSI. Wouldn't that be delicious?

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 27, 2018, 12:22:58 AM
Shouldn't be hard to find.  We know where she lives, and her name was on the court case links..

Now if we could only get Patty's number, we could tell her how hateful Senda is to her after all that she does for those 2 slugs.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 27, 2018, 11:30:05 AM
Now if we could only get Patty's number, we could tell her how hateful Senda is to her after all that she does for those 2 slugs.

A couple of years ago someone claimed they had her name and address and contacted her. I don't know what the outcome was.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 26, 2018, 10:55:43 PM
My reaction is not to give Griftie anything.  If you must, the terms are he does not take any more cats over there.

Senda lies like a rug.
He is NOT an honorable man. He will never keep his word. Ever.

Lilith

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 27, 2018, 11:27:03 AM
When they find out he is a welfare cheat, they can take away his SSI. Wouldn't that be delicious?

How can we make this happen?


Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 27, 2018, 11:11:09 AM
Lol.  Before you asked, what were your guesses as to what that meant?
well, let me tell you...
I was at a cookout with a bunch of people before a football game at my reunion a few years ago, and I was eating, while a bunch of women were really going on and on about the class “beauty queen”...
being really mean (we were ALL friends in school) when one said “I bet her carpet doesn’t match her curtains (or drapes, I don’t remember)” ...well they all just lost it BIG TIME !
I sat there and thought...why are they talking about her living room ?...and why is it so funny ?
so I asked Barb, who was seated next to me...
and she explained (and yes, my face was probably very red)

it did in college, don’t know about that day though


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 27, 2018, 11:48:12 AM
well, let me tell you...
I was at a cookout with a bunch of people before a football game at my reunion a few years ago, and I was eating, while a bunch of women were really going on and on about the class “beauty queen”...
being really mean (we were ALL friends in school) when one said “I bet her carpet doesn’t match her curtains (or drapes, I don’t remember)” ...well they all just lost it BIG TIME !
I sat there and thought...why are they talking about her living room ?...and why is it so funny ?
so I asked Barb, who was seated next to me...
and she explained (and yes, my face was probably very red)

it did in college, don’t know about that day though


Or polished floor.... ;)

FallenSeraph

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 27, 2018, 08:49:56 AM

damnit, this all starts just about the time the FAT ASS is gearing up for the Annual “it’s MY Birthday Grift”

The laughter over here is AWESOME for my stomach muscles. Abs of steel from dying laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: FallenSeraph on April 27, 2018, 12:14:28 PM
The laughter over here is AWESOME for my stomach muscles. Abs of steel from dying laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Video or it didn't happen.



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