The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Crunch Hardtack]

when everyone wants to see his sloppy moobs and bingo wings.

[Lilith]

Oh my I can't wait to see the moving bed video!   Its great to see the Big Guy laugh again.  The T shirt is no doubt a secret code.  Maybe the Cookie Monster is involved in some area 51 event?   The suspense is killing me.

I couldn't agree more.  The only thing that could make it better is some bellgab shoutouts.

OH!  And some updates on the MV Laptop investigations.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Typical Senda, stiffing the fans again and putting on his new shirt off-camera, when everyone wants to see his sloppy moobs and bingo wings.

Speak for yourself. Art's jigglies might be pert and cute, but senda's moobs are as pendulant and sloppy as sweet and sour Kathy's.

[bateman]

I couldn't agree more.  The only thing that could make it better is some bellgab shoutouts.

OH!  And some updates on the MV Laptop investigations.

I hear the FBI is closing in on their man...

[SredniVashtar]

Actually, seeing Grifter wrestling to put on a childs tshirt would be a pay per view event.

Especially if the child was still wearing it. We could hold it in Starbucks

[Happier Times are Coming]

George
I think you have a legal claim against China !
That tshirt bait and switch is a class action just waiting for you !
I suggest you get an attorney ASAP !
(Settle out of court for a ship full of shipping containers !)

[Happier Times are Coming]

I wonder if Johnny Cochran is available ?
(He did a great job for your buddy O.J. !)

[SredniVashtar]

Speak for yourself. Art's jigglies might be pert and cute, but senda's moobs are as pendulant and sloppy as sweet and sour Kathy's.

On our most recent Skype session the lovely Kathy did a nude Zulu wardance, threw those udders around both clockwise and widdershins, and climaxed (as did I) by bouncing them on the ground like basketballs. A half hour well-spent, and well worth the ten bucks and box of Twinkies.

[WhiteCrow]

On our most recent Skype session the lovely Kathy did a nude Zulu wardance, threw those udders around both clockwise and widdershins, and climaxed (as did I) by bouncing them on the ground like basketballs. A half hour well-spent, and well worth the ten bucks and box of Twinkies.

Ho Hos.. Twinkies and Pink Snow Balls!

https://youtu.be/6yaZUa20MTc

[Yorkshire pud]

Ho Hos.. Twinkies and Pink Snow Balls!

https://youtu.be/6yaZUa20MTc

A friend with a sick mind asked if Kathy can bring her knees up one at a time and bounce her udders into her face? It would explain the bruising.

He is just askin.

[Walks_At_Night]

https://youtu.be/rSr0tVuXUdY

This has got to be some kind of a slapstick humor prank that just never ends.

Oh my did I ever get a laugh out of that!

[WhiteCrow]

Obviously the Big Guy is making a political statement about China.  The question for us all is who is Big Bird ?  Given today's climate I'm not surprised George chose to speak to us in code. 

Love ALL

[whoozit]

I hope the t-shirt counterfeiter sends George a refund of counterfeit money.  That would be deliciously ironic.   :

[LadyFish]

I want to see Senda wearing a shirt with that across it, or tattooed across his head, whichever is the more painful.

Senda doesn't have the $$ for another designer shirt or a fancy tattoo.

He needs to use a Black (to show that he isn't racist) Sharpie and write the pithy quote on the grey Duck tape across his forehead that will inevitably be holding his glasses to his head when he breaks the other earpiece.

[Lilith]

George is ordering his T-Shirts in a size that barely fits him before he even washes them.  Someone needs to tell him he is ordering the wrong size.

[Walks_At_Night]

George is ordering his T-Shirts in a size that barely fits him before he even washes them.  Someone needs to tell him he is ordering the wrong size.

Wonder what the right size is?    3xG maybe?   3 times Giant size?   I'm sure he passed the XXXL size when he turned 60.   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Wonder what the right size is?    3xG maybe?   3 times Giant size?   I'm sure he passed the XXXL size when he turned 60.

5X - 6X (58" - 60" waist)?

[PB the Deplorable]

Senda doesn't have the $$ for another designer shirt or a fancy tattoo.

He needs to use a Black (to show that he isn't racist) Sharpie and write the pithy quote on the grey Duck tape across his forehead that will inevitably be holding his glasses to his head when he breaks the other earpiece.

He could wear a monocle, and just draw frames around his eyes and back to his ears.

[WhiteCrow]

Oh my did I ever get a laugh out of that!

From vault of George's Golden Oldies!

https://youtu.be/3gvnqAiA8Ks

[nooryisawesome]

I hear the FBI is closing in on their man...

Comey himself was leading the investigation, his firing has led to complications.

[nooryisawesome]

Did the pizza girl ever get a tip?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Did the pizza girl ever get a tip?

Are you referring to the other drivers suggestion(s) of
1. don't waste time and effort delivering to Falkie, as there is never a customary monetary tip involved
2. add some "special ingredients" to his order next time

[Happier Times are Coming]

I thought George Noory "donated" OVER $250 for Falkie's last pair of glasses, now it has come to our attention the State of California welfare pays his bill ??
WTF ??
I saw on TV a pair of reading glasses from Japan $199 that can withstand hundreds of pounds and stepping on them also and they just spring back !
I know Falkie is close to 400 pounds, but they might be with a try !

http://www.hazukiglasses.com

[Happier Times are Coming]

 George's last ADMITTED weight I believe was 353 pounds, however in his latest video with his new Chinese ripped off tshirt he appeared to have picked up some tonage !
I want to see a truck scale estimating his current weight !
I believe he has made it well past the 600 POUND load !
WHAT SAY YOU FALKIE "FAT ASS" ?
Damn, poor poor attendants that I hope have a winch to haul his ass out of Casa Senda when the "time comes"

[sendafan2013]

thanks to falkie2013 for making my life worth living.  I watch his videos when the world gets me down and I have a smile and coke. all is better.  donation of 200 US toniht

[Lilith]

thanks to falkie2013 for making my life worth living.  I watch his videos when the world gets me down and I have a smile and coke. all is better.  donation of 200 US toniht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM

[FallenSeraph]

https://youtu.be/R4-MWP-l3rw

I'm not being a troll by gaping at this video in slightly morbid fascination. I'm merely seething with jealousy as I sit here eating my 230-calorie Lean Cuisine Spoonful-O-Bland-MacNCheese.

DAMN, JASON! You just consumed my weekly calorie allowance in one sitting. That mountain of hash browns!

**wanders off to find a piece of lettuce**

(Sorry for deviating from the Falkie theme.)

[Yorkshire pud]

https://youtu.be/R4-MWP-l3rw

I'm not being a troll by gaping at this video in slightly morbid fascination. I'm merely seething with jealousy as I sit here eating my 230-calorie Lean Cuisine Spoonful-O-Bland-MacNCheese.

DAMN, JASON! You just consumed my weekly calorie allowance in one sitting. That mountain of hash browns!

**wanders off to find a piece of lettuce**

(Sorry for deviating from the Falkie theme.)

Reported.

[WhiteCrow]

https://youtu.be/R4-MWP-l3rw

I'm not being a troll by gaping at this video in slightly morbid fascination. I'm merely seething with jealousy as I sit here eating my 230-calorie Lean Cuisine Spoonful-O-Bland-MacNCheese.

DAMN, JASON! You just consumed my weekly calorie allowance in one sitting. That mountain of hash browns!

**wanders off to find a piece of lettuce**

(Sorry for deviating from the Falkie theme.)

Pffft.. Instead of Trolling the two Big Guy's you could offer dietary advice.. There is hope..  Jason displayed good common sense by ordering a Diet Pepsi!

[Happier Times are Coming]

Thinking CALORIES, POUNDS OF FAT, POUNDS OF CARBOHYDRATES, POUNDS OF PROTEIN (FORGET GRAMS) JUST REQUIRED NOT ONLY TO KEEP A FAT ASSED SLUG STEADY BUT TO ADD TONAGE ?
(any dietitians / scientists out there that figure that ??)
(any cooks / economists out there that can figure COSTS involved ??)
Thank You