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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Ciardelo

Quote from: weareharbinger on February 25, 2017, 04:39:44 AM


Today's entry is a never before released audio file from the original FalkieLEAKS collection about Senda's persistent flea problem.

"...and I know women get it up their pussies and that's uncomfortable." George seems to be an expert at having sand up your vagina.



whoozit

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 25, 2017, 05:04:27 AM
"...and I know women get it up their pussies and that's uncomfortable." George seems to be an expert at having sand up your vagina.
It's unbelievable George is still single.  I thought someone would have snapped him up by now.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Laughing Gator on February 25, 2017, 06:50:37 AM
His knee is so bad that he "supposedly" can't work and is on disability but he can walk 3/4 mile with bags of groceries ?  ???

LG...You don't seem to understand.. walking is good excerize.. work is... ahhh well .. WORK

https://youtu.be/xJxwgNqgobM

Does Noory know that he is fixing to have some serious competition from Senda. If Noory isn't careful The folks at C2C will realize this young George Senda cat gets it and is an up and comer.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on February 25, 2017, 07:13:26 AM
Does Noory know that he is fixing to have some serious competition from Senda. If Noory isn't careful The folks at C2C will realize this young George Senda cat gets it and is an up and comer.

I agree.  George would be A LOT better than Norry.. even when George is screaming in pain...

https://youtu.be/PJjeSZqoZ2Q

Quote from: Laughing Gator on February 25, 2017, 06:50:37 AM
His knee is so bad that he "supposedly" can't work and is on disability but he can walk 3/4 mile with bags of groceries ?  ???
He can also pick up a 30 pound bag of cat food from the floor while he is seated. He can pivot and lift like a boss from his computer chair. He's been sucking from the taxpayer teet his whole life. And he wonders why he gets no respect.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 25, 2017, 07:28:34 AM
He's been sucking from the taxpayer teet his whole life.

You both suck and get paid for it, cut the big guy some slack.


Yorkshire pud

I'll listen, but I'm not expecting him to stay long if there is even a whiff of a question he considers difficult to answer.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 25, 2017, 07:40:14 AM
At least I don't give it away like you do.

The market he's in has limited funds to splash out on the debauchery he has perfected. But he's had business cards printed, so hopefully thngs will look up in the future.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on February 25, 2017, 07:43:48 AM
The market he's in has limited funds to splash out on the debauchery he has perfected. But he's had business cards printed, so hopefully thngs will look up in the future.
;D

Quote from: weareharbinger on February 25, 2017, 04:39:44 AM


Today's entry is a never before released audio file from the original FalkieLEAKS collection about Senda's persistent flea problem.

So he coughed up 45 clams because he couldn't figure out how to maintain his vacuum cleaner?  *sigh*

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 25, 2017, 08:07:58 AM
So he coughed grifted up 45 clams because he couldn't figure out how to maintain his vacuum cleaner?  *sigh*

FIFY

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 25, 2017, 08:07:58 AM
So he coughed up 45 clams because he couldn't figure out how to maintain his vacuum cleaner?  *sigh*

Yes, but he uses other peoples money (credit, handouts from taxpayers, begging) so it's ok.

Those silver coins Falkie picked up along the way, I wonder how much they've cost him over the years in pawn shop interest.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 25, 2017, 08:07:58 AM
So he coughed up 45 clams because he couldn't figure out how to maintain his vacuum cleaner?  *sigh*
Don't worry about it WAN. I'm sure that Senda will get some unsuspecting sucker to pay for it. Senda is a kept man.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 25, 2017, 08:14:14 AM
Yes, but he uses other peoples money (credit, handouts from taxpayers, begging) so it's ok.
You beat me to it!  :D

Quote from: SredniVashtar on February 24, 2017, 01:57:47 PM
I'm sure his arch-enemy, Heather, will be listening. No doubt boiling with rage at Senda's expertise. This was always Senda's claim, that he was some sort of authority on the paranormal, but he probably no knows no more than anyone else who listens to Coast...

Falkie has an extensive collection of woo-woo books, and we know he's gotten a lot out of them because as a gifted speed reader he'll read about 200 pages on a short bus trip.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 25, 2017, 05:04:27 AM
... sand...

The cats are bringing sand from the rose garden into the apartment, and getting it in Falkie's bed.

Isn't the reason they're digging in the sand in the first place to bury their shit?  So cat shit being mixed into the rose garden sand means they are ultimately bringing that in with the sand.  Along with whatever they are tracking around from the cat box.

Good thing he shakes out his comforter once a month.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 25, 2017, 08:46:53 AM

Good thing he shakes out his comforter once a month.
Once a month? You're the optimist! I would figure he shakes out his comforter and makes his bed every 3 to 4 months.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 25, 2017, 08:54:28 AM
Once a month? You're the optimist! I would figure he shakes out his comforter and makes his bed every 3 to 4 months.
I have heard of forensic labs examining motel bed comforters from a murder scene and finding 58 different human fluid stains to evaluate, what and how many do you suppose would be on George's comforter ?
(throwing up after thinking about that)

whoozit

Quote from: jigsaw on February 25, 2017, 09:07:17 AM
I have heard of forensic labs examining motel bed comforters from a murder scene and finding 58 different human fluid stains to evaluate, what and how many do you suppose would be on George's comforter ?
(throwing up after thinking about that)
Only 3, all from on the same subject.

Quote from: jigsaw on February 25, 2017, 09:07:17 AM
I have heard of forensic labs examining motel bed comforters from a murder scene and finding 58 different human fluid stains to evaluate, what and how many do you suppose would be on George's comforter ?
(throwing up after thinking about that)
If Senda wanted to make some money, he could do a pay per view of him walking around with a black light. It would be scarier than any horror movie.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 25, 2017, 09:31:28 AM
If Senda wanted to make some money, he could do a pay per view of him walking around with a black light. It would be scarier than any horror movie.

I know your work brings you into some unpleasent aspects of life, but that is sicker than a sick thing.

Quote from: White Crow on February 25, 2017, 07:08:53 AM
LG...You don't seem to understand.. walking is good excerize.. work is... ahhh well .. WORK

https://youtu.be/xJxwgNqgobM

Senda is going to make C2C the the day, they fired him. Senda is going to do his own podcast and take listeners directly from C2C. Everyone knows Senda has more paranormal knowledge and real interest in the topic unlike Noory. Watch out Noory, Senda is coming for you.

I also predict as Senda's popularity rises ( and it will), red shorts will become a hot trend.


Quote from: whoozit on February 25, 2017, 06:54:53 AM
It's unbelievable George is still single.  I thought someone would have snapped him up by now.


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