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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 05:38:23 PM
On a serious note though, Falkie, I hope you're reading this. Or if someone has contact with him, could you forward this to him? This is what you need to get rid of your flea problem: Advantage II:

https://www.amazon.com/Advantage-Flea-prevention-Small-Cats/dp/B00LWLTXVS/ref=sr_1_3?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1501979081&sr=1-3&keywords=advantage+for+cats

It comes in tiny plastic tubes and you squeeze the contents onto the space between the cat's shoulder blades(that way they can't lick it off)(make sure you are getting it on the skin, not the fur). Maximum of two days the fleas will be gone. Usually the fleas are gone a lot sooner. They didn't have this stuff when you were younger but they do now. If you don't believe me about the effectiveness, just read the reviews on Amazon. Also the fleas won't even jump on the cats and without food they'll take off maybe even leaving your apartment flea free.

A few things to note:

Don't put it on a cat with an open sore.

Advantage comes in sizes depending on the weight of your cat. That cute black and white one you hold sometimes looked small enough for the one I linked. Do a little research to see which ones you need for your cats.
I was about to suggest Falkie "apply a bit"...
but the "open sores" precaution killed that idea !

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 05:19:34 PM
Yeah! Martinez Tonight can have some co-hosts pop in from Bellgabbers that live kind of close too.

Falkie is a public figure and even if he wasn't, it doesn't seem to stop reporters from doing it:


LOL
a big rental truck with big "Martinez Tonight" and "Bellgab.com" signage on the sides would be a great "ice breaker"

could also have some big cardboard "satellite dishes" on top...
for appearances...


Roswells, Art

Quote from: bateman on August 05, 2017, 05:41:00 PM


SENDA NEWS NETWORK EXPOSÉ: PARK OFFICIALS IN WASHINGTON D.C. SLAUGHTER 118 GEESE TO FEED THE HOMELESS. GOOSE IS THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT IN SHITLIBS' D.C.

https://youtu.be/qonBmTBsSm0

That's horrible! They are killing animals to feed people! I need to take a minute...O.K. I'm back. Hey Falkie, How'd you like those Cornish game hens you ate, or those half thawed chickens you keep eating or all that sausage you eat all the time? I hate to break it to you buddy, but those were once animals.

Norm

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 05, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
Is there anybody who lives within driving distance?  Perhaps drive over and 'phone it in.'  Literally.

I'm about 150 miles north of Ferry street. Isn't Heather 'Redacted' Wade a witch? Maybe she could conjure up a spell using a crystal ball?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Sasha on August 05, 2017, 05:53:09 PM
LOL
a big rental truck with big "Martinez Tonight" and "Bellgab.com" signage on the sides would be a great "ice breaker"

could also have some big cardboard "satellite dishes" on top...
for appearances...

Ooh. Martinez Tonight needs a logo to put on a magnet and slap on the side of a van. Like the NBC peacock but not that.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 05:38:23 PM
On a serious note though, Falkie, I hope you're reading this. Or if someone has contact with him, could you forward this to him? This is what you need to get rid of your flea problem: Advantage II:

https://www.amazon.com/Advantage-Flea-prevention-Small-Cats/dp/B00LWLTXVS/ref=sr_1_3?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1501979081&sr=1-3&keywords=advantage+for+cats

It comes in tiny plastic tubes and you squeeze the contents onto the space between the cat's shoulder blades(that way they can't lick it off)(make sure you are getting it on the skin, not the fur). Maximum of two days the fleas will be gone. Usually the fleas are gone a lot sooner. They didn't have this stuff when you were younger but they do now. If you don't believe me about the effectiveness, just read the reviews on Amazon. Also the fleas won't even jump on the cats and without food they'll take off maybe even leaving your apartment flea free.

A few things to note:

Don't put it on a cat with an open sore.

Advantage comes in sizes depending on the weight of your cat. That cute black and white one you hold sometimes looked small enough for the one I linked. Do a little research to see which ones you need for your cats.

That is way more money than Falkie is willing to spend on pet care.

paladin1991

Quote from: bateman on August 05, 2017, 05:41:00 PM


SENDA NEWS NETWORK EXPOSÉ: PARK OFFICIALS IN WASHINGTON D.C. SLAUGHTER 118 GEESE TO FEED THE HOMELESS. GOOSE IS THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT IN SHITLIBS' D.C.

https://youtu.be/qonBmTBsSm0

Sounds like senda is a little jealous that some useless eater homeless got free eats.   When 'the guy fm slothburg' has such great need.


paladin1991

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 06:05:36 PM
Ooh. Martinez Tonight needs a logo to put on a magnet and slap on the side of a van. Like the NBC peacock but not that.
Because the peacock has a rainbow for a tail.   Because of his 'pride, that is.  Don't want to trigger senda.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  I mean, guys in prison do it all the time. 

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 06:09:20 PM
That is way more money than Falkie is willing to spend on pet care.

It seems to be more important than cat food at this point. The place is hopping with fleas. It is about $10 per dose. How many inside cats does he have? I can't keep track. He will have to do it for a few months though because of the millions of fleas leaving eggs as we speak. It will be noticeable though, the drop in fleas jumping around in two days.

paladin1991

Quote from: damon on August 05, 2017, 06:12:57 PM
https://discordapp.com/invite/JPV7yaS

Is that the link to all those nasty viruses and malware that the evil one put into the laptop?

damon

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 05, 2017, 06:16:29 PM
Is that the link to all those nasty viruses and malware that the evil one put into the laptop?
No is going for falkie computers

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 06:15:45 PM
It seems to be more important than cat food at this point. The place is hopping with fleas. It is about $10 per dose. How many inside cats does he have? I can't keep track. He will have to do it for a few months though because of the millions of fleas leaving eggs as we speak. It will be noticeable though, the drop in fleas jumping around in two days.

Feeding cats gives Senda imediate gratification because cats show him affection when he does it.

Also he has zero indoor cats. There are all allowed to come and Go as they wish. He has said Fluffy will be gone for days at a time.

damon

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 06:24:18 PM
Feeding cats gives Senda imediate gratification because cats show him affection when he does it.

Also he has zero indoor cats. There are all allowed to come and Go as they wish. He has said Fluffy will be gone for days at a time.
Isnt the cats that falkie feeds is the only "PUSSY" that he can get?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 06:24:18 PM
Feeding cats gives Senda imediate gratification because cats show him affection when he does it.

Also he has zero indoor cats. There are all allowed to come and Go as they wish. He has said Fluffy will be gone for days at a time.

I think cats know when you are doing something that helps them. It might not be immediate like food, but after a day or two they'll get the connection. I got kittens once that had a huge ear mite problem (10+, the vet wrote), so twice a day I had to squeeze a semi-liquid into their ears. They hated it but I think they appreciated the results and kind of knew I wasn't torturing them for no reason.

Norm

If Falkie sees this geese hunting video he will go ballistic. A bad day to be a snow goose!

https://youtu.be/yY6wEyLsS0I

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 06:24:18 PM
Feeding cats gives Senda imediate gratification because cats show him affection when he does it.

Also he has zero indoor cats. There are all allowed to come and Go as they wish. He has said Fluffy will be gone for days at a time.

He needs an Advantage fundraiser. Lol. *sigh*

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 06:24:18 PM
Feeding cats gives Senda imediate gratification because cats show him affection when he does it.

Also he has zero indoor cats. There are all allowed to come and Go as they wish. He has said Fluffy will be gone for days at a time.

Free Love for the Kitty Kat!
Rather live free than someone's house pet. .. eh?

Wonder what PETA's postion on The Big Guy would be; feeding free range Kitty Kats that have assigned "slave" names?

"We are all Falkies"



Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 06:05:36 PM
Ooh. Martinez Tonight needs a logo to put on a magnet and slap on the side of a van. Like the NBC peacock but not that.
perhaps, a frozen chicken ?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 06:26:08 PM
I think cats know when you are doing something that helps them. It might not be immediate like food, but after a day or two they'll get the connection. I got kittens once that had a huge ear mite problem (10+, the vet wrote), so twice a day I had to squeeze a semi-liquid into their ears. They hated it but I think they appreciated the results and kind of knew I wasn't torturing them for no reason.

My little gal had diabetes and I had to give her a shot twice a day for several years. She absolutely knew it was done out of love.
Falkie does not even get the cats their shots and he lets them run wild with all the raccoons, hawks, other cats and speeding cars.
Putting flea drops on a cat over a consistent period of time is more than he can handle.


WhiteCrow

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 07:14:59 PM
My little gal had diabetes and I had to give her a shot twice a day for several years. She absolutely knew it was done out of love.
Falkie does not even get the cats their shots and he lets them run wild with all the raccoons, hawks, other cats and speeding cars.
Putting flea drops on a cat over a consistent period of time is more than he can handle.

We are all Falkies..

Who's to say, know or past judgement if your Kitty Kats or George's are happier?

I haven't a clue and does it really matter?

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 05, 2017, 07:10:38 PM
Free Love for the Kitty Kat!
Rather live free than someone's house pet. .. eh?

Wonder what PETA's postion on The Big Guy would be; feeding free range Kitty Kats that have assigned "slave" names?

"We are all Falkies_

thank you for the spontaneous coffee nasal wash.....


Roswells, Art

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 05, 2017, 07:14:59 PM
My little gal had diabetes and I had to give her a shot twice a day for several years. She absolutely knew it was done out of love.
Falkie does not even get the cats their shots and he lets them run wild with all the raccoons, hawks, other cats and speeding cars.
Putting flea drops on a cat over a consistent period of time is more than he can handle.

That's rough. It's hard enough with a human that has diabetes. I've heard of cats with it. Did you have to take her blood sugar levels? Also, your respectability meter has really risen with me. Usually with me people start pretty high then go down...or not.

Also putting flea drops on his cats will improve his quality of life because he won't be infested with fleas either so they've got that going for them. It takes one minute once a month and ten dollars per cat.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 05, 2017, 07:32:29 PM
We are all Falkies..

Who's to say, know or past judgement if your Kitty Kats or George's are happier?

I haven't a clue and does it really matter?

In randomcast tonight Chefist said you tried to get all the "ladies" of bellgab for a meet up. He is changing history. Here's the text but he was talking live:

<Roswells_Art> ladies...jeez it was for anyone that wanted to attend
[21:51] <Catsmile> legit
[21:51] <Chefist> LOL...a little advice, don't go anywhere with WhiteCrow...
[21:51] <Catsmile> See it on the world news.
[21:51] <Roswells_Art> i'd meet him
[21:51] <@Cerberus> Title: gold - imagine dragons (w/lyrics) hd - YouTube
[21:52] <Chefist> "Waiter, I want to order two Bill Cosbies...neat."
[21:52] <Roswells_Art> What makes you so legit, Chefist?
[21:52] <Chefist> "Meet me in the woods."

MV did actually ask him what makes him more legit than Whitecrow.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 07:35:31 PM
That's rough. It's hard enough with a human that has diabetes. I've heard of cats with it. Did you have to take her blood sugar levels? Also, your respectability meter has really risen with me. Usually with me people start pretty high then go down...or not.

Also putting flea drops on his cats will improve his quality of life because he won't be infested with fleas either so they've got that going for them. It takes one minute once a month and ten dollars per cat.

It was not so bad. She helped by reminding me a few times and always sitting like a good girl for them.
With cats yo do not monitor  blood sugar all that much. Yo monitor behavior. Watch that her water intake does not rise, that she eats right and does not get lethargic. The wasted expense was the worst part. Insulin comes in one size only and it lasts up to three months. A human would use it up but a cat just uses a tiny amount at a time. So every three months I had to get a new one for a few hundred bucks and toss a nearly full vial out.

Oh and I know Advantage is easy but it would not be easy for Senda. It is more than he can manage.

chefist

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 08:05:12 PM
In randomcast tonight Chefist said you tried to get all the "ladies" of bellgab for a meet up. He is changing history. Here's the text but he was talking live:

<Roswells_Art> ladies...jeez it was for anyone that wanted to attend
[21:51] <Catsmile> legit
[21:51] <Chefist> LOL...a little advice, don't go anywhere with WhiteCrow...
[21:51] <Catsmile> See it on the world news.
[21:51] <Roswells_Art> i'd meet him
[21:51] <@Cerberus> Title: gold - imagine dragons (w/lyrics) hd - YouTube
[21:52] <Chefist> "Waiter, I want to order two Bill Cosbies...neat."
[21:52] <Roswells_Art> What makes you so legit, Chefist?
[21:52] <Chefist> "Meet me in the woods."

MV did actually ask him what makes him more legit than Whitecrow.

Ha. You are still obsessed with me.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: chefist on August 05, 2017, 08:21:21 PM
Ha. You are still obsessed with me.

Whatever makes you happy. No skin off my back. Littlechris asked me to join the chatroom so I did. I thought this weird fight you are having at me was over.

chefist

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 05, 2017, 08:23:47 PM
Whatever makes you happy. No skin off my back. Littlechris asked me to join the chatroom so I did. I thought this weird fight you are having at me was over.

I thought it was. I haven't posted anything about you. Whatevs.

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