The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Norm]

I will bet a fiver that Falkie never returns the "defective" kindle.

If he doesn't Amazon will charge the credit card of the original purchaser for another unit.

[heater]

What kind of pizza does Abram not like?

word on the street is Abram has never met a pizza he didn't like.

[Norm]

I can't watch the jackass bellowing and bitching.  I know one lady  who just got done her third major back surgery (putting cages around the pins that hold her vertebrae apart and literally hold her in an upright position.)  One month in the hospital and 6 months of physio later and she is starting back part time on her way to full time (oh, and shes nearing 60.)

Another had her foot nearly severed in the 1980's.  Several pins later and she works full time and waterskis (her back foot has to be a half binding because it is permanently pinned in a position like she is wearing high heels.)

So, his carpal tunnel and injured hips just don't hold up.  They are great excuses- and that is all.  I'm not saying that I wish injuries on anybody- but some people manage to live their lives despite pain- and if he really wants to compare the X-ray of his fractured hip to "Sandra's" frankensteined back, he would loose.  The surgeon did not call her name for several hours until she asked if she could have her assessment the first time because there was "nobody in the waiting room in a wheel chair", and after reviewing her X-rays, there was no way that she would not be in one... And that was the first of three surgeries.

I suppose I should donate to his "carpal tunnel" fund.  :

He's also 65 and the likelihood of anyone employing him is slim to none. He's not smart enough to start his own business but seems to think begging on YouTube is perfectly fine.

[Rally Squirrel]

Somehow Falkie omitted the fact that it was paid for in advance

I doubt that he omited anything and I do mean anything.

The officer got to hear all about Bellgab, Noorey, his mom and that Falkie wished that the officer was a beautiful girl in a bikini but don't tell Kathy he said that.

So the officer said got it "three pizzas in three weeks".

[Rally Squirrel]

George's logic...
not to "tell" anyone when he (and cohost Abram) will be on the air Thursday..
because is is afraid of the "Pizza Troll"
.. like ANY PIZZA JOINT in Martinez is ever going to do business with Falkie EVER AGAIN
(and wants people to watch ??)

I am fairly certain that a pizza troll waits to see if Falkie is on the air and actually doing a show before they call.
Falkie is not known for his timeliness nor reliability.

[WOTR]

Little Hunan
$ Chinese
621 Las Juntas St
Martinez, CA 94553
1.0 star rating
5/15/2013

here we are 4 1/2 years later, and it is still open and thriving despite loosing one of their best customers.  Considering the life expectancy of restaurants, I would say they are doing something right. Based on this picture alone, I would probably be a regular customer.

[WOTR]

Officer: Sir, what is the complaint?
Falkie: (all his ramblings redacted) A pizza was delivered to me on Saturday.
Officer: That is not a crime
Falkie: I did not order it.
Officer: So you were forced to pay for it?
Falkie: No, they payed for it.
Officer: So it was a gift?
Falkie Well yes.
Officer: That still is not a crime.
Falkie: It had jalapenos on it.
Officer: ...............

Thank-you.  I have not kept up on this thread lately.  I thought it was another pizza where somebody ordered it without paying (I did not really see the comedy in that.)  However, a pizza ordered and paid for with jalapenos on it rates a good belly laugh. The fact he reported it to the police rates hysterical laughter. I may have to purchase a prepaid visa in USD and send one.  I'm thinking vegetarian without cheese or sauce (lactose intolerant) and possibly some sriracha sauce.

[WOTR]

I would wager your acquaintances NEVER mentioned various parts of their anatomy "talking to them"..after which the "screamed out in pain"..
I have had two very close family members in similar situations...
THEY are a testament to living ! NOT BITCHING !
my mother NEVER COMPLAINS....

It's funny. While driving over to my mothers I was thinking about my great aunt who had a major stroke.  She worked like hell every day because she wanted to get home (that was her stated goal even for the first month when she could not move the entire left side of her body.)  It took four months- but there she is... And she was gardening earlier this week (I think she finally allowed the kids to bring in some cleaning help because she can no longer clean the tub or do floors very well.)  She wants to be independent- some other people want a maid because they don't want to get off their fat ass (oh, yeah, right... They might scream in pain.)  :

Much like your mother, you will not hear a complaint out of the 92 year old lady.  She is inspiring rather than depressing.

You also mention that your mother is a card shark with friends, and I would bet she is a hoot to be around.  I know many people in their 80's and 90's who are more active with more interests and a wider social circle than some people decades younger...

[Rally Squirrel]

Thank-you.  I have not kept up on this thread lately.  I thought it was another pizza where somebody ordered it without paying (I did not really see the comedy in that.)  However, a pizza ordered and paid for with jalapenos on it rates a good belly laugh. The fact he reported it to the police rates hysterical laughter. I may have to purchase a prepaid visa in USD and send one.  I'm thinking vegetarian without cheese or sauce (lactose intolerant) and possibly some sriracha sauce.

Also, live on the air, he called Dominoes and told them that they should bring him a free sasauge pizza because he was gifted a pizza that he did not want.

[WOTR]

...and the Muslims at the Mosque took one look at his woman and thought there is NO way he is one of us..OR he would had that woman, who resembles a camel ass COVERED UP !

I beg to differ.  One look at her black eye, and they would realize that he is one of them and take pity on a man just trying to keep his woman in line. 

[WOTR]

Also, live on the air, he called Dominoes and told them that they should bring him a free sasauge pizza because he was gifted a pizza that he did not want.

I may need to start watching the flakiecasts. That really is too much!

[Rally Squirrel]

I may need to start watching the flakiecasts. That really is too much!

He is at the door for a long time because the delivery guy had to call someone legally distinct from me to make sure the pizza was really a free gift for him. I guess Falkie was arguing with him.

But at 1 hour and 30 minutes and 30 seconds a happy Falkie walks back into the room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrS5m3zkrmo

[PB the Deplorable]

If the officer truly wanted to be useful, he could have vacuumed, washed dishes, or taken a load of dirty clothes to the Laundromat.

[PB the Deplorable]

None of it matters though, it won't be long before Falkie becomes a star, buys a place of his own, and no one will know where he is to prank him

[CozyRozie]

None of it matters though, it won't be long before Falkie becomes a star, buys a place of his own, and no one will know where he is to prank him

In my plans after I buy BellGab Falkie will be very important feature and very well recompensed contributor with very well equipped studio and visiting cook
couple times/week to cook meals for Falkie so he can focus on podcasts and video productions.
You all will be very pissed off I guess.
Well...too bad. 

[WOTR]

In my plans after I buy BellGab Falkie will be very important feature and very well recompensed contributor with very well equipped studio and visiting cook
couple times/week to cook meals for Falkie so he can focus on podcasts and video productions.
You all will be very pissed off I guess.
Well...too bad.

You can skip the part  about buying Bellgab and spend the windfall of thousands on George to make us all happy.  A maid, a container house, a cook, an Ipad and a few  lactating hookers should about do it. 

[WOTR]

He is at the door for a long time because the delivery guy had to call someone legally distinct from me to make sure the pizza was really a free gift for him. I guess Falkie was arguing with him.

But at 1 hour and 30 minutes and 30 seconds a happy Falkie walks back into the room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrS5m3zkrmo

I have to thank you for being a humanitarian, and not forcing me to watch the whole thing to find the part with the pizza.  Also, I'm sure that purchase was probably worth every penny.

[CozyRozie]

You can skip the part  about buying Bellgab and spend the windfall of thousands on George to make us all happy.  A maid, a container house, a cook, an Ipad and a few  lactating hookers should about do it. 

BellGab is the only platform where Falkie can milk members of their attention.
Without BellGab Falkie is like a locked up/locked out Ipad.

[CozyRozie]

BellGab is the only platform where Falkie can milk members of their attention.
Without BellGab Falkie is like a locked up/locked out Ipad.

If Falkie starts posting here I will provide the unlock key for him.

[CozyRozie]

Falkie before you post your "return" post here make sure you address the false accusations you made about some guy who was trying to help you out.

[Lilith]

I doubt that he omited anything and I do mean anything.

The officer got to hear all about Bellgab, Noorey, his mom and that Falkie wished that the officer was a beautiful girl in a bikini but don't tell Kathy he said that.

So the officer said got it "three pizzas in three weeks".

It wouldn't surprise me if some of the posters/lurkers in this thread are Martinez Police Officers.  LOL's

bwahahahahahaha

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Alright, which of you Bellgab scum has dubbed Falk's show tomorrow with his grocery store buddy as The Beggar and the Bagger (tm)? 

[Happier Times are Coming]

It wouldn't surprise me if some of the posters/lurkers in this thread are Martinez Police Officers.  LOL's

bwahahahahahaha

LOL
maybe lurkers now include a couple of Dominos employees working customer service at corporate.
*i am sure Falkie started his rant off be informing them he IS "The Guy from Pittsburgh" and is an international YouTube sensation....suggesting they become "suscribers"

[Happier Times are Coming]

Alright, which of you Bellgab scum has dubbed Falk's show tomorrow with his grocery store buddy as The Beggar and the Bagger (tm)?

LOL
*just gotta change my Depends after reading that !

[Happier Times are Coming]

I wonder if the highly anticipated upcoming (but nobody knows when) YouTube extravaganza will discuss the FoodMax Crone (and if she also shops at Safeway ?)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I wonder if the highly anticipated upcoming (but nobody knows when) YouTube extravaganza will discuss the FoodMax Crone (and if she also shops at Safeway ?)

A serial Crone?  That's serious! 

[Happier Times are Coming]

logistics ?
planning ?
studio preparation ?
anyone remember when slow Kathy did a YouTube with George ?
*she stood in the background while Falkie took "the seat", then when it was her time at "The Mic"..
there was a 5 minute intermission as Falkie waddled back and "squeezed" by slow Kathy..allowing her to take "The Seat at The Mic"...
when she began speaking, Falkie was in the background shouting at her directions on what to say  !
then intermission, with waddling and squeezing again, Falkie's return to "The Seat and Mic"
repeat as necessary......

(why change a successful studio layout ?)

[Happier Times are Coming]

I just had a terrible thought ...
what if...Abram is really the "Newport Menthol cigarette smoking Casa Senda home invader and robbing BLACK MAN" ?
possibly at George's local Safeway the management, being sensitive to George's likes, insist on all their "baggers" being white...but do NOT want to discriminate in hiring....so to make everyone happy they hired a BLACK MAN (NOT racist...) but to make George feel "comfortable" the management insists on "Abram" wearing "white face"...a twist on "black face"...
.....
BE CAREFUL GEORGE !
(might try to see if that "white" rubs off....)

[CozyRozie]

I just had a terrible thought ...
what if...Abram is really the "Newport Menthol cigarette smoking Casa Senda home invader and robbing BLACK MAN" ?
possibly at George's local Safeway the management, being sensitive to George's likes, insist on all their "baggers" being white...but do NOT want to discriminate in hiring....so to make everyone happy they hired a BLACK MAN (NOT racist...) but to make George feel "comfortable" the management insists on "Abram" wearing "white face"...a twist on "black face"...
.....
BE CAREFUL GEORGE !
(might try to see if that "white" rubs off....)

OK brig, you wonna play tough, let's play it tough!!!

We know that you smoke cigarettes, we saw that in your videos.
Falkie said that whoever took his Ipad left a cigarette butt in his place.
And we know that you brig like to collect computers.
So.........you are busted brig

Dear brig,
I don't have time to look for them now but there are your posts (and I think your video) where you are talking about how you are wishing to have Apple computer,
you were going on that life is unfair that Falkie has Apple computer and you have only this old piece of junk laptop from MV. 
You did that few months ago after Falkie got his Ipad and posted video about it.

So everything is pointing at you.
OK I can understand the Ipad, but why the $4 brig, that was Falkie's food money.

[Happier Times are Coming]

oh my my, the plot thickens...
Brig flying out to the west coast
Brig, trained as a classical actress ?, disguised as a BLACK (NOT racist...) MAN
is hired at Falkie's neighborhood Safeway as a bagger
but due to store policy
must work in "white face"
befriends Falkie, who fails to recognize the disguised BLACK (NOT racist..) MAN in "white face" is
IN REALITY
Brig !
who following Falkie home
awaited until he took his "traditional afternoon siesta"
AND ENTERED CASA SENDA AND PERPETRATED THE CRIME !
her ONLY slip up was dropping her Newport Menthol cigarette !

yea, I could go with that...