The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Norm]

You get what you pay for.

If I were the buyer I would politely ask Senda to return my gift, so I could give it to someone who would appreciate the gesture.

Considering you can buy refurbished and used Kindle Fire 5th Generation tablets for next to nothing, I believe the anonymous gifter is having a good laugh knowing the level of frustration George is having attempting to make it perform at the same level of his beloved iPad. Are you getting this George? You sir, are being played.

[CozyRozie]

*** BREAKING ***

Apparently one of the cats that Falkie was feeding escaped, it was posted in this thread.

I think this might be the famous SENDA MONSTER

[Lilith]

Considering you can buy refurbished and used Kindle Fire 5th Generation tablets for next to nothing, I believe the anonymous gifter is having a good laugh knowing the level of frustration George is having attempting to make it perform at the same level of his beloved iPad. Are you getting this George? You sir, are being played.

Isn't it wonderful? 

[Happier Times are Coming]

Isn't it wonderful? 

is there such a ruling by a coroner for cause of death....
death by gifted kindle fire ?
....and if so, might that leave the "gifter" and the manufacturer liable ?
damn, I had NEVER considered the liability before that "gifting" George might potentially carry..

[Happier Times are Coming]

well, we did hear from George..
he was pondering the "legality" and potential liability Dominos Pizza might face due to their accepting payment for a pizza, preparing said pizza to ordered specifications and delivering the pizza to a Mr. George Senda....
perhaps anyone considering "gifting" Falkie anything in the future might be wise to consult the attorney first...
just an idea

[Happier Times are Coming]

George's next "hot off the wire" story !

This one is for Miku.

Japanese porn star drowns to death on semen.

http://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene

RIP

I was thinking...
isn't George "Falkie" Senda of Japanese decent ?
could she be a long lost cousin ?
....next Grift coming
"I just found out my dear 4th cousin 8 times removed just passed away in Japan...she, like me, was a classically trained actress...perhaps you have seen her in a "movie"...
just wait, I have a feeling

[damon]

George's next "hot off the wire" story !I was thinking...
isn't George "Falkie" Senda of Japanese decent ?
could she be a long lost cousin ?
....next Grift coming
"I just found out my dear 4th cousin 8 times removed just passed away in Japan...she, like me, was a classically trained actress...perhaps you have seen her in a "movie"...
just wait, I have a feeling

Falkie may know her because he does views a lot of porn

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie may know her because he does views a lot of porn

IF he does, do suppose he ever watched "vintage porn"....
and saw his Mother ?
according to Falkie she had BIG UNS...

[Rally Squirrel]

well, we did hear from George..
he was pondering the "legality" and potential liability Dominos Pizza might face due to their accepting payment for a pizza, preparing said pizza to ordered specifications and delivering the pizza to a Mr. George Senda....
perhaps anyone considering "gifting" Falkie anything in the future might be wise to consult the attorney first...
just an idea

He said that in passing in the video. Have we "heard from him" else where?

[Happier Times are Coming]

He said that in passing in the video. Have we "heard from him" else where?

not yet, was it today ?
he was planning on storming the local Dominos Pizza to confront the manager ?
was his plan to receive satisfaction or else...
call corporate and throw a hissy fit ?
....UNLESS it is too hot
I assumed Falkie was seriously considering legal action IF his demands were NOT met ?
...I mean he did make a point of mentioning the Dominos Pizza and the person, who paid for it, were part of a "GRAND SCHEME" to thwart his LIVE YouTube show...
(I mean that is a VERY SERIOUS cluster Fuck...)
maybe someone could call him (after 12:00 PM PT) Abram ? and ask for clarification ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

I would call...
but, alas, I am not so fortunate as an employee at the Grocery store George frequents....
anyone out there have George's number ?
I promise to ONLY call after 12 PM PT and not be a pest and only use for "emergencies"

[Rally Squirrel]

I would call...
but, alas, I am not so fortunate as an employee at the Grocery store George frequents....
anyone out there have George's number ?
I promise to ONLY call after 12 PM PT and not be a pest and only use for "emergencies"

I almost got his number but he decided he should not call me.

There is a chance I might hear from them on Thursday. The Martinez Safeway Grocery Bagger said he wants to "take care of me".

[Happier Times are Coming]

I almost got his number but he decided he should not call me.

There is a chance I might hear from them on Thursday. The Martinez Safeway Grocery Bagger said he wants to "take care of me".

in a "sexual way"....
hey, isn't Abram a guy ?
.....watch your back(side)
LOL

[Happier Times are Coming]

I almost got his number but he decided he should not call me.

There is a chance I might hear from them on Thursday. The Martinez Safeway Grocery Bagger said he wants to "take care of me".

wasn't George's conversation with Abram a riot ?
George almost thought he was getting $227....
and then he thought he found a "taxi" service (do you have a car ?)
LOL

[PB the Deplorable]

well, we did hear from George..
he was pondering the "legality" and potential liability Dominos Pizza might face due to their accepting payment for a pizza, preparing said pizza to ordered specifications and delivering the pizza to a Mr. George Senda....

He thinks a crime was committed?  Or he has a potential civil suite against Dominoes?

All those books he's hoarding and claims to have read don't seem to have done him much good.

[Happier Times are Coming]

He thinks a crime was committed?  Or he has a potential civil suite against Dominoes?

All those books he's hoarding and claims to have read don't seem to have done him much good.

you know George...
try and try to do the Falkie a good deed....
and, what do you get in return ?

[Norm]

All George needs is a pro bono lawyer to go after Domino's. Settle out of court, law firm  takes their fees and George walks away with sufficient funds to buy a new iPad, maybe even a new pair of red shorts.

Easy peasy.

Plus with George's disability the settlement amount could go even higher.

Things are looking up. Easy street is just a judgement away.

[Happier Times are Coming]

All George needs is a pro bono lawyer to go after Domino's. Settle out of court, law firm  takes their fees and George walks away with sufficient funds to buy a new iPad, maybe even a new pair of red shorts.

Easy peasy.

Plus with George's disability the settlement amount could go even higher.

Things are looking up. Easy street is just a judgement away.

Norm,
you, Sir, could be onto something here !
damn, Falkie could wind up owning that "offending" Dominos..
AND a new container home paradise !
....complete with new iPad home YouTube studio !
(maybe even, a preowned slow PRIUS for slow Kathy)
LOL

damn, and if Falkie does own that Dominos..
Sewergabbers will all be sent FREE jalapeño olive and anchovy PIZZAS

[damon]

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/25/kellyanne-conway-those-on-medicaid-who-will-lose-insurance-can-get-jobs.html hey falkie this is for you. trump wants you to get a job because you are lazy

[Rally Squirrel]

He thinks a crime was committed?  Or he has a potential civil suite against Dominoes?

All those books he's hoarding and claims to have read don't seem to have done him much good.

Using Falkie logic.
Jalapenos can cause his ulcers to flair up and if it gets bad enough he could die from it.

So had he devoured the entire pizza in one sitting then death is a possibility.

Therefore  he was sent a potentially deadly substance.

Remember, he did call a toy spring loaded glitter bomb a potentially deadly incendiary device.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Using Falkie logic.
Jalapenos can cause his ulcers to flair up and if it gets bad enough he could die from it.

So had he devoured the entire pizza in one sitting then death is a possibility.

Therefore  he was sent a potentially deadly substance.

Remember, he did call a toy spring loaded glitter bomb a potentially deadly incendiary device.

You, Sir, are definitely onto something !
at the Doctor's and Pharmacies it is common practice to ask...
Are you allergic to anything, or do you have allergies ?
why do they ask ?
answer is, so you are not prescribed or administered a substance that may cause DEATH !
why don't Dominos Pizza and their pizza delivery person ASK this simple question ?

in my opinion ANY COURT would find in Falkie's favor !

A CLEAR AND QUITE BLATANT EXAMPLE OF PIZZA MALPRACTICE !
DAMN, WHAT IF OUR FALKIE HAD EATEN THAT PIZZA ?
ANSWER...OUR FALKIE WOULD BE DEAD  !

[Happier Times are Coming]

a note for Falkie...
IF you would die
get the settlement BEFORE you "rise from the dead again"
just a suggestion....

[Norm]

Using Falkie logic.
Jalapenos can cause his ulcers to flair up and if it gets bad enough he could die from it.

So had he devoured the entire pizza in one sitting then death is a possibility.

Therefore  he was sent a potentially deadly substance.

Remember, he did call a toy spring loaded glitter bomb a potentially deadly incendiary device.

Ahhh...words an ambulance chaser loves to hear..."intent, intent, intent"

[Norm]

You, Sir, are definitely onto something !
at the Doctor's and Pharmacies it is common practice to ask...
Are you allergic to anything, or do you have allergies ?
why do they ask ?
answer is, so you are not prescribed or administered a substance that may cause DEATH !
why don't Dominos Pizza and their pizza delivery person ASK this simple question ?

in my opinion ANY COURT would find in Falkie's favor !

A CLEAR AND QUITE BLATANT EXAMPLE OF PIZZA MALPRACTICE !
DAMN, WHAT IF OUR FALKIE HAD EATEN THAT PIZZA ?
ANSWER...OUR FALKIE WOULD BE DEAD  !

Attorneys for the plaintiff and the defendant would settle this matter over the phone.  Solid case, Dominos will go for the cheapest way to make this go away. They screwed up and delivered a pizza without prior authorization from George plus it was loaded with deadly (to George) toppings.

George has it made in the shade.

[Rally Squirrel]

wasn't George's conversation with Abram a riot ?
George almost thought he was getting $227....
and then he thought he found a "taxi" service (do you have a car ?)
LOL

It was funny as was the call to Dominoes.
"Hello, I would like a free pizza to replace my free pizza."

[Happier Times are Coming]

Attorneys for the plaintiff and the defendant would settle this matter over the phone.  Solid case, Dominos will go for the cheapest way to make this go away. They screwed up and delivered a pizza without prior authorization from George plus it was loaded with deadly (to George) toppings.

George has it made in the shade.

another FACT in Falkie's favor !
I do NOT believe he mentioned ANYTHING about signing any type of "PRIOR AUTHORIZATION" authorizing Dominos or a Domino's pizza delivery person to deliver the alleged deadly free pizza to Casa Senda !
AN EXCELLENT LEGAL POINT !
(are you by chance an attorney?)

[Happier Times are Coming]

It was funny as was the call to Dominoes.
"Hello, I would like a free pizza to replace my free pizza."

ANOTHER EXCELLENT POINT !
I wonder if Dominos recorded that call ?
Falkie's attorney had better get on it and get a court order for that tape !
....the very rude way they handled Falkie's polite inquiry will not look pretty to the Judge and jury !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ahhh...words an ambulance chaser loves to hear..."intent, intent, intent"

intent of a well meaning benefactor to pay for pizza
intent of Dominos to prepare pizza
intent of delivery person to deliver pizza
THREE INTENTS !
Falkie is sitting pretty, I should say

[Norm]

another FACT in Falkie's favor !
I do NOT believe he mentioned ANYTHING about signing any type of "PRIOR AUTHORIZATION" authorizing Dominos or a Domino's pizza delivery person to deliver the alleged deadly free pizza to Casa Senda !
AN EXCELLENT LEGAL POINT !
(are you by chance an attorney?)

No but as a youth I wanted Perry Mason's job and his legal secretary, Della Street to take notes and fetch coffee.
.

[3OctaveFart]

It seems Senda doesn't even know about Martinez Tonight.

When he lists Chefist's crimes against him he only mentions the End of Days Radio appearances.