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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Lilith

Is it just me, or does one of the cans of cat food look like it has a spoon in it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BLzEisZHw

whoozit

Quote from: brigâ,,¢Â©2015 on December 08, 2016, 10:20:00 AM
Is it just me, or does one of the cans of cat food look like it has a spoon in it?
Shhhh.  George needed a snack after walking outside.

malliard

if you feed them, they will come...

Yorkshire pud

"She's sweet but scared".

Yeah, she's heard what happens to cats in close proximity to you, you fat useless turd.

3OctaveFart

George, I hope you are screening that Made-in-China "gourmet" cat food for its frequent recalls.

The best dry cat foods are Orijen, ACANA, Nutrience Grain-Free and any other brand that is grain-free. These animals are descended from apex predators, they fucking need real meat.

chefist

Quote from: Meatie Pie on December 08, 2016, 10:43:54 AM
I hope you are screening that Made-in-China "gourmet" cat food for its frequent recalls.

I don't even want to think what might be in Chinese cat food... :-\

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Meatie Pie on December 08, 2016, 10:43:54 AM
George, I hope you are screening that Made-in-China "gourmet" cat food for its frequent recalls.

The best dry cat foods are Orijen, ACANA, Nutrience Grain-Free, and any other brand that is grain-free. These cats are descended from apex predators, they need fucking real meat.

He'll go to more expensive cat food, just as soon as Chinese imports are either banned or prohibitively expensive. Either way, it'll be another avenue of grift. "Cat food is overpriced, pay for it for me"

Quote from: whoozit on December 08, 2016, 10:27:14 AM
Shhhh.  George needed a snack after walking outside.
He needed to keep his strength up on that long walk to Starbucks.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 08, 2016, 11:22:26 AM
He needed to keep his strength up on that long walk to Starbucks.

He no longer mentions his local SB. Have they banned him because he letches after schoolgirls and spends hours on their wifi with a glass of free water?

Anyone else getting banner ads for c  a*t   f*!d  ?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 08, 2016, 11:39:20 AM
Have they banned him because he letches after schoolgirls and spends hours on their wifi with a glass of free water?

He was bad for business.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 08, 2016, 11:39:20 AM

Anyone else getting banner ads for c  a*t   f*!d  ?

I get ads for Stylewe and Shein (clothes).


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: akwilly on December 08, 2016, 04:29:20 AM
Hey Falkie, I hope you are doing well. Falkie I read today that truffles are the most valuable food on the market on a a per pound basis.

check into the price of saffron.  i'll bet that beats truffles.

damon

Quote from: brigâ,,¢Â©2015 on December 08, 2016, 10:20:00 AM
Is it just me, or does one of the cans of cat food look like it has a spoon in it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BLzEisZHw
Yes there is a spoon in the cat food can.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Damonâ,,¢ on December 08, 2016, 12:00:13 PM
Yes there is a spoon in the cat food can.

To scoop it out and feed the pussies before he sits on them.

Lilith

Quote from: whoozit on December 08, 2016, 10:27:14 AM
Shhhh.  George needed a snack after walking outside.

I'm not surprised.

Bomar

Dudes and Dudettes,...

Cats want dry cat food all the time, unless it is rancid and stinking...

But then again a rotting rabbit or squirrel will peak their attention...

Otherwise, you are looking at people food or dog (wanting) food...

Hell, send George a few coupons for free frozen pizzas...

Or at least a few  "Hot Pockets" or generic facsimiles...

Bomar

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Bomar on December 08, 2016, 12:41:37 PM
Dudes and Dudettes,...

Cats want dry cat food all the time, unless it is rancid and stinking...

But then again a rotting rabbit or squirrel will peak their attention...

Otherwise, you are looking at people food or dog (wanting) food...

Hell, send George a few coupons for free frozen pizza...

Bomar


Video showing how to set a microwave to defrost coming later.

Quote from: MV® Millennium Edition on December 08, 2016, 11:59:40 AM
check into the price of saffron.  i'll bet that beats truffles.

The same might be said for vanilla and cardamom.  In this case, the appeal was that Senda would have to get on all fours and root it out of the ground with his snout.  "From each, according to his ability."  Oink.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 08, 2016, 12:51:13 PM
The same might be said for vanilla and cardamom.  In this case, the appeal was that Senda would have to get on all fours and root it out of the ground with his snout.  "From each, according to his ability."  Oink.


Dilemma alert!!!!! Root out? As in effort? Work?

What is it you're suggesting for Senda?

Laurakinch

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on December 07, 2016, 10:26:35 PM
http://youtu.be/VMx7H3LiXlg

A blast from the past - way back in June 2014.  I've never seen this one before, but YouTube recommended it to me.  I'm only a few minutes in, but the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Why doesn't he just die already? What a useless pile of shit. I'd like to punch his fat face in.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 08, 2016, 12:51:13 PM
The same might be said for vanilla and cardamom.

If it were said, it would be wrong.

QuoteSaffron prices at wholesale and retail rates range from US$500 to US$5,000 per pound, or US$1,100â€"11,000/kg. In Western countries, the average retail price in 1974 was $1,000 per pound, or US$2,200 per kilogram.

QuoteVanilla is a flavoring made from the pods of an edible orchid. It has an incredible aromatic flavor that is used in many kinds of confections and desserts. Cost: Prices can range from $50 to $200 per pound of vanilla beans, with the highest quality coming from Madagascar and Mexico.

QuoteCost: Whole pods retail for about $30 per pound, with ground cardamom selling for $6 to $10 per ounce. The good news is, with its strong flavor, just a little goes a long way.

QuoteMost truffles grow to be about 30-60 grams in size, which means that just one will set a person back anywhere from $30-75. But Australia has just produced a black truffle that weighs about 2-3/4 pounds and has sold for between $2000 and $2500 (the exact price has not been disclosed).

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Laurakinch on December 08, 2016, 12:58:09 PM
Why doesn't he just die already? What a useless pile of shit. I'd like to punch his fat face in.


Is it any wonder he says you and Ibby are in cahoots when you both gang up on him? And you, fake dmv employee, wanting to punch him!!!  ;D

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 08, 2016, 01:06:09 PM

Is it any wonder he says you and Ibby are in cahoots when you both gang up on him? And you, fake dmv employee, wanting to punch him!!!  ;D

has he really called her a "fake" DMV employee?

whoozit

Quote from: Laurakinch on December 08, 2016, 12:58:09 PM
I'd like to punch his fat face in.
Take a number.  I bet in rare moments of lucidity he wants to punch his own face in.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: MV® Millennium Edition on December 08, 2016, 01:07:28 PM
has he really called her a "fake" DMV employee?

Pretty much. Laura several years ago tried to help him on a couple of things, and when he couldn't work it out (because he's fundamentally totally inept); he blamed her, and said she didn't work at the dmv in CA.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: whoozit on December 08, 2016, 01:07:52 PM
Take a number.  I bet in rare moments of lucidity he wants to punch his own face in.

The ticket sales to watch Senda being punched, kicked and head butted by women would dwarf any heavyweight  boxing championship.

damon


Quote from: MV® Millennium Edition on December 08, 2016, 12:59:00 PM
If it were said, it would be wrong.

Prices are going to be all over the map depending upon where you get it and the level of quality.

On this site: http://www.marketmanila.com/archives/the-most-expensive-ingredients-in-the-world

Saffron - $6/gram
Vanilla - $7-8/gram
White truffles - $40-50/gram (price spike at the time of the article)
Other truffles - $3-5/gram
Bird's nest (from Palawan, Philippines) - $4/gram

This India site is more recent: http://finedinelove.com/13-most-expensive-ingredients-in-the-world/
White truffles - $6.60-11/gram
Black truffles - about $2/gram
Saffron - minimum of $3/gram
Vanilla - $7.70-8.80/gram
Bird's nest - about $2/gram

AFAIK, the only one that meshes well with Senda's pig-like impulses is the truffles.

Senda did a road trip to the site of the Oakland fire, to prove it really happened.

We get some great footage of the ground there and quite a few dirty looks.

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