The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

That's funny, because he ISN'T really named George.   His real name is Anthony.   Of course, he might also give you another alias, such as Dmitri, or one of many others he uses to try to dodge the law. 

His middle name is George.  Many people use their middle name as their preferred name.

He used to use Dmitri Senda on YouTube until it started getting traffic from BellGab and he had to hide it.  Makes him feel like a Russian spy or someone important, I guess.  He has also used "Dometrie" and "Edison" as aliases at various times.  He should have used "Corky" but never did.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I live in NiagaraFalls USA,  yuppers!

MY mom's family is from the Falls, American side. They emigrated from the UK. I still probably have cousins living there. All I remember from our visits when I was really young is throwing my pacifier over the falls at my older brother's prodding and then wanting to jump over and get it back. 

[SredniVashtar]

They emigrated from the UK.

That's the most screwed up thing I have ever read. We're talking Falkie-thread level insane here!

[UnscreenedCaller]

That's the most screwed up thing I have ever read. We're talking Falkie-thread level insane here!

I know, I know. The cultural dissonance is shocking. 

[SredniVashtar]

Ever see My Strange Addiction?...There was a guy who had a sexual relationship with his car...

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Those wire rims can be quite the turn on. Anyway, that reminded me of some of the stuff I have heard of over here. There's a whole laundry list of depravity for you.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580899/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-lamp-post.html

[Rally Squirrel]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Those wire rims can be quite the turn on. Anyway, that reminded me of some of the stuff I have heard of over here. There's a whole laundry list of depravity for you.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580899/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-lamp-post.html

Anyone could have sex with a lamp post once. Doesn't everyone like to explore new possibilities?
It takes real devotion to get arrest for having sex with a pool toy 3 TIMES.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-arrested-sex-float-time-article-1.1827864

[SredniVashtar]

Here's a list of 12 of the weirdest things men have been caught romancing. Although I think it's really only 11, because most of the people reading this thread would disallow the goat as being too conservative.

http://www.hexjam.com/uk/sex-relationships/12-weird-things-guys-have-tried-to-shag

[Lilith]

Area 51 Drone is saying he is going to steal Orangey and take him to a Seattle cat shelter and pay someone to steal my other cats.
Here's my video on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3wr_t-hIAQ&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3wr_t-hIAQ

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Hey George,

Is it your birthday today?  If so, Happy Birthday!  I was wondering if Martinez has an animal shelter or a rescue of some kind?  Outdoor cats don't have long lifespans on average.  I used to work for our local shelter as a second job and we trapped stray cats.  Eighty five percent of the males were FIV positive.  Perhaps those outdoor kitties would be better off in a shelter where they can get veterinary care and shelter...maybe even a new home!  Some communities have a capture, fix and release program.  Our community went to that model about a year ago...it works!

[Inglorious Bitch]

WhiteCrow, who all has committed to going so far?

This sounds interesting. Next summer, huh? White Crow is having his own version of Bellgab Woodstock. It would almost be rude not to go.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Here's a list of 12 of the weirdest things men have been caught romancing. Although I think it's really only 11, because most of the people reading this thread would disallow the goat as being too conservative.

http://www.hexjam.com/uk/sex-relationships/12-weird-things-guys-have-tried-to-shag

How many of these have you been caught with? Any port in a storm during a drought.

[Lilith]

Hey George,

Is it your birthday today?  If so, Happy Birthday!  I was wondering if Martinez has an animal shelter or a rescue of some kind?  Outdoor cats don't have long lifespans on average.  I used to work for our local shelter as a second job and we trapped stray cats.  Eighty five percent of the males were FIV positive.  Perhaps those outdoor kitties would be better off in a shelter where they can get veterinary care and shelter...maybe even a new home!  Some communities have a capture, fix and release program.  Our community went to that model about a year ago...it works!

I think I remember him saying this say was his birthday, but I'm not positive.  Not a birthday person myself, don't even remember nor mention my birthday to anyone.

Happy Birthday George.

[SredniVashtar]

How many of these have you been caught with? Any port in a storm during a drought.

Funnily enough, I thought the same thing while I was putting your number on speed-dial.

[SredniVashtar]

This sounds interesting. Next summer, huh? White Crow is having his own version of Bellgab Woodstock. It would almost be rude not to go.

More like Altamont.

[Yorkshire pud]

More like Altamont.

You're not going then? 

[littlechris]

...Sunday:
Falkie2013 returns as a solo host of The GabCast.
Show starts at 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific.
UFOShip.com/chat to listen live.
Call the show at 623-242-CAST(2278).

[SredniVashtar]

Happy Birthday, Senda!

[chefist]

Holy shit, brig!



Great episode!   You are ten times the commentator that George Senda is.  Congrats on a wonderful piece of work.   Can't wait for your solo gabcast!

https://youtu.be/e3wr_t-hIAQ

[Yorkshire pud]

https://youtu.be/e3wr_t-hIAQ

Ohhhh he maddddd... Scotchtapegate. Cattheftgate. Maybe A51d is giving em to the local Chinese takeaway?

I'll leave you with the theme to Senda's quest if kitties go amissing.....

https://youtu.be/mITjPj7JMH0

[chefist]

Ohhhh he maddddd... Scotchtapegate. Cattheftgate. Maybe A51d is giving em to the local Chinese takeaway?

...hahaha..."...crappy phone system and scotch tape."

[Yorkshire pud]

...hahaha..."...crappy phone system and scotch tape."

I think Scotchtape is code for something we're not meant to understand.

#freethefelinefour.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Happy Birthday, Shakespeare! The Bard of Avon. And you, too Senda. The Tard of Martinez. Just joking. Have a happy.

[Lilith]

Happy Birthday to the most Popular Man in the WORLD!

[chefist]

[littlechris]

So nice of you guys but his bday is not till this Thursday the 28th.

Soo, you still have time to purchase gifts and send them in the mail.

[Yorkshire pud]

Happy Birthday to the most Popular Man in the WORLD!

Popular with whom? Battered wives anonymous? Lactating hookers R us? Hellmans? Toyota (Prius production line)? Police (fraud division)? DMV (licencing division)?... I'm sure there's more.

[Yorkshire pud]

So nice of you guys but his bday is not till this Thursday the 28th.

Soo, you still have time to purchase gifts and send them in the mail.

But he'd prefer cash. No cheques please or bank drafts.

[littlechris]

But he'd prefer cash. No cheques please or bank drafts.

Um, he prefers gift cards over cash from what he's constantly telling me.

[SredniVashtar]

Soo, you still have time to purchase gifts and send them in the mail.

I have always been meaning  to try that website 'shit-in-a-box.com' but I never found a suitable target recipient.

[Yorkshire pud]

Um, he prefers gift cards over cash from what he's constantly telling me.

I see....you two are, sort of close then?