The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SredniVashtar]

You see ladies, gentlemen, Jaz, Red, Rosegirl and RGG; these are the depths to which the southern jessie (his REAL name incidentally, no-one know that?) has to stoop. Knowing full well we don't have birth certificates in Yorkshire. Our parents simply yell out of a top floor hovel; "She's dropped t'other bairn, pub anyone?".

You watched a few episodes of 'Emmerdale Farm', in your terraced house in Walsall, and conceived this mad scheme to pose as a Yorkshireman, admit it! No doubt the thought of unfettered access to the local sheep population made your nylon trousers twitch with anticipation. It takes more than a flat cap and the occasional "ey, oop" to pull the wool (steady, keep your hands where I can see them!) over my eyes. You are as Yorkshire as Robert Plant!

[ItsOver]

I wouldn't worry. Take a guess who's still going to exist in three months.

"You rang?  My meeting wth Art will be happeeening any day now.  I am very imprtant and will not be mocked.  Thank yew for Smuckers jelly and yer support."

Bobo17

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

We love you guys here on BellGab...you add so much flavOr to the mix...

They are adorable, aren't they?

[Falkie2013]

Because he's retarded.  He has the emotional development of a 12 year old.  The giant-breast fixation; the endless lying; the convoluted rationalizations to justify his behaviour; the immaturity; the narcissism; the profound lack of judgment. 

If he was a 12 year old tweenie, we'd tousle his hair and chuckle and send him off to the Church to be raped by a priest.  But he's 64 years old, and legally an adult.

Anyone who has had children and endured the sturm und drang of preadolescence has to feel enormous sympathy for Mrs. Senda.  She lived with it for fifty years with her special-needs son.  Jesus have mercy.

You have NO idea of what in the hell you are talking about.
My Mother abused everyone in the family with her anger about her having been abused by her parents and her continual meddling in the lives of family members.
She fought with her brothers and sisters verbally for years and denigrated some of them even after they died.
Special needs ?
That applies only here to stalkers like you who should know better than to talk about someone's family members whom they know little about other than what I have said.

[chefist]

George, any update on if MV will make your Fortress open for all to see?

[Yorkshire pud]

You watched a few episodes of 'Emmerdale Farm', in your terraced house in Walsall, and conceived this mad scheme to pose as a Yorkshireman, admit it! No doubt the thought of unfettered access to the local sheep population made your nylon trousers twitch with anticipation. It takes more than a flat cap and the occasional "ey, oop" to pull the wool (steady, keep your hands where I can see them!) over my eyes. You are as Yorkshire as Robert Plant!

"Miss Jessie, many a time and oft. In the Bluewater centre you have rated me. About my betting slips and the knocked off chicken in a basket. Still have I pissed the beer up t'wall. For incontinence is endemic.
You call me a Midlander, Brummie, yam yam.
And gobbed on my flat cap..

[Falkie2013]

yeah George tell ' em how you are going buy your self a bmw, and a mansion for your birthday. oh firstly you will have to go to the bank to cash in the gold bars that drone and the oxygen wasters claim you have in your possession.

I'll have me a shot of pear brandy to help you celebrate on saturday from 2500 miles away. May you have many more healthier, and safe years ahead of you buddy.

Thank you MJ.
Members of the Fortress don't have to declare silly "wars " like a little child who wets his diapers when he doesn't get his way or threaten to " destroy " people either.
We have far more sense than that.

[Yorkshire pud]

You have NO idea of what in the hell you are talking about.
My Mother abused everyone in the family with her anger about her having been abused by her parents and her continual meddling in the lives of family members.
She fought with her brothers and sisters verbally for years and denigrated some of them even after they died.
Special needs ?
That applies only here to stalkers like you who should know better than to talk about someone's family members whom they know little about other than what I have said.

Is that why you took revenge by using (illegally) her credit card after she died?

[GravitySucks]

You have NO idea of what in the hell you are talking about.
My Mother abused everyone in the family with her anger about her having been abused by her parents and her continual meddling in the lives of family members.
She fought with her brothers and sisters verbally for years and denigrated some of them even after they died
Special needs ?
That applies only here to stalkers like you who should know better than to talk about someone's family members whom they know little about other than what I have said.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[Falkie2013]

George, any update on if MV will make your Fortress open for all to see?

That is up to MV to decide & I have not asked him.
And I would have thought you would have left Bellgab by now.
Pity.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thank you MJ.
Members of the Fortress don't have to declare silly "wars " like a little child who wets his diapers when he doesn't get his way or threaten to " destroy " people either.
We have far more sense than that.

Impressive; you quoted the right message to reply to. Sure, he's a genocide sympathiser, but small steps eh?

[chefist]

That is up to MV to decide & I have not asked him.
And I would have thought you would have left Bellgab by now.
Pity.

Why do you say that? I thought we were all good now? What happened?

Also, there was a Falkie2013 in the chat room last night on the test show being extremely vulgar and rude...was that you? If not, was it MJ2 pretending to be you? We just want to make sure your reputation is not being imbrued.

[Yorkshire pud]

That is up to MV to decide & I have not asked him.
And I would have thought you would have left Bellgab by now.
Pity.

Why are you here? You have your own toys to play with.. what happened to your own forum by the way? Run out of members to ban?

[Yorkshire pud]

Why do you say that? I thought we were all good now? What happened?

Also, there was a Falkie2013 in the chat room last night on the test show being extremely vulgar and rude...was that you? If not, was it MJ2 pretending to be you? We just want to make sure your reputation is not being imbrued.

The Senda way is fickle. One day you're sharing spit in the showers, the next you're cast assunder like a worthless piece of flotsam.

[chefist]

The Senda way is fickle. One day you're sharing spit in the showers, the next you're cast assunder like a worthless piece of flotsam.

[dipp]

Thank you MJ.
Members of the Fortress don't have to declare silly "wars " like a little child who wets his diapers when he doesn't get his way or threaten to " destroy " people either.
We have far more sense than that.

What???
I've never heard of a kid pissing himself to spite someone.

unless...
maybe.....
yr talking about personal experience.

[Yorkshire pud]

What???
I've never heard of a kid pissing himself to spite someone.

unless...
maybe.....
yr talking about personal experience.

He told us he followed through after farting, so simple urine problems are irrelevant.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I didn't try hard enough, it seems. 

By the way, after reviewing your thoroughly objectionable (if not downright cretinous) appearance on EoDR the other night, I am starting to wonder whether you are really a Yorkshireman after all. In fact, I am going to start a rumour of my own here, that you are about as authentic as Senda's claim to be from Pittsburgh. You have a way of accentuating the hard 'g's on your gerunds (like 'dancinG), which leads me to believe that you have been no further north than Kidderminster! Admit it, you are from the West Midlands and are on here pretending to be from Yorkshire because you think it gives you street cred. Although why anyone would impersonate someone from the north beats the brakes off of me.

Oh snap! It's on!

[WOTR]

That was the first and only time people were ever like, "Fuck you for drawing stuff and making stickers for us." I was just kind of walking around thinking, "What the fuck did I do?"

A group collectively less lovable than Bellgabbers? They must try really hard.

We all know you can check in but you can never leave. Her name is still on the membership list.

Prove it.  Show me the list.

[Laurakinch]

You have NO idea of what in the hell you are talking about.
My Mother abused everyone in the family with her anger about her having been abused by her parents and her continual meddling in the lives of family members.
She fought with her brothers and sisters verbally for years and denigrated some of them even after they died.
Special needs ?
That applies only here to stalkers like you who should know better than to talk about someone's family members whom they know little about other than what I have said.

Which is everything you dumbass. You've shared every goddamn detail regarding your mother except perhaps her underwear size.  Although you did tell everyone she had big tits. Lusting after your own mothers boobs.  What a sick fuck.

[Yorkshire pud]

Which is everything you dumbass. You've shared every goddamn detail regarding your mother except perhaps her underwear size.  Although you did tell everyone she had big tits. Lusting after your own mothers boobs.  What a sick fuck.

Say what you mean Laura. You're too much of a shrinking violet.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Brenda was 90 yesterday 

Lizzard

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh snap! It's on!

Erm..what is?

[Yorkshire pud]

Lizzard

That's in Cornwall...that's Chuck's manor. No coincidences.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Oh snap! It's on!

Yeah, but it's a shame those of us on the sunny side of the Pond won't be able to understand them when they start jabbering at each other in their respective regional dialects.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Erm..what is?

You and SV mud wrestling in the nude.

[WOTR]

I wrote a review of the experience for Tetradiagon.

http://tempeart.com/post/140297265571/falling-out-of-love-with-the-paranormal

Worth the read just for
"This pissed off a lot of his fans, many of whom are the sort who call the cops when they see feral cats in their yards and wire their life savings to “The Crown Prince of Nigeria”. That is to say, bitter retirees who are way too pissed off for their own good and have figured out how to send direct messages on Twitter."

I know that may not have been written about bellgabbers, necessarily... But it certainly applies to some, and I started the day with a good laugh...

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, but it's a shame those of us on the sunny side of the Pond won't be able to understand them when they start jabbering at each other in their respective regional dialects.

It's nice you hunted out the picture with SV in his (admittedly) very sexy mini skirt. Oh that photoshoot was such fun.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yeah, but it's a shame those of us on the sunny side of the Pond won't be able to understand them when they start jabbering at each other in their respective regional dialects.

LOL, I like that. Better than 'Murica.

[Yorkshire pud]

You and SV mud wrestling in the nude.

No rhinstone thongs?