The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

*SNIP*
By the way, I looked up Planet Fitness while I was posting this. Nearest gym is in Oakland. If they open one in this area I will join it but I assume that once I have ankle surgery I won't be walking anywhere for awhile.

Dumbass!  I've told you that you don't need a gym.  You dumbass.  I keep coming back here to try to help you help yourself.
Are you to stupid to live?  That is the decision you are making, an early death rather than a natural death.

How about it 51, you a friend to this asshole?  Or are you content to let him die?  Personally, I am really beginning to believe that he is too dumb to live.  I'm wondering if he, Felchie, actually believes that we will be sorry when he is dead.  Me?  I'll have another cup of coffee and go take a dump.

I'm just about done with this asshole.

[paladin1991]

Under the table with the rubber hose.

Oh course, how silly of me.

[paladin1991]

Yes, well...you like the rest or most of are a  stand up guy, a good oldbregular citizen.
While sendamoney is a sneaky rotten, scheming rat fuck. Pretty simple when it comes right down to it. You know this your a smart guy Aldous. Ask your doc about Synvisc 1. A lube for the knee made from natural ingredients, the main one being...rooster comb. I get it 1 to 2 's a yr. The more times I have gotten the longer it's lasted. Good luck brother.

No shit.  Give you a local and then stick you deep?

[WhiteCrow]

Asswipe, I worked for hours on this place. Sometimes on my bad knees. So did Kathy.
Not minutes.
I won't address your other allegation as I pay and have paid my obligations.

George this is all good. Glad to see progress you are making on apartment and knee/health issues.
But what I don't read any more from you, is new and creative plans designed to make you money.

[paladin1991]

This should be addressed in a video, Falkie!  How can you not comment on Redacted's disasterous first night as producer of MITD?!  Stephen Bassett himself blamed REDACTED's apparent incompetence for his no-show as that night's guest!

BAssett said that?  Citation please.  "Shecky!  Get the Dodge!  And bring the nail bats.  We got a mission to run. We're out of here!"

[paladin1991]

My knees hurt, can I get another burger?

Will that be another of the usual, Sir?  A Triple patty, triple bun, quadruple cheese, double order of triple large fries and a small diet cola?

[Jocko Johnson]

Has Falkie commented on his arch nemesis (redacted) being chosen over him to be Art's producer?

Is this the last straw for him listening to Art's show? How can he listen to Art knowing that the person he hates most in this world chose the guest for Art? I bet he secretly listens to Noory every night anyway and wishes he could reach into his fat pad and fiddle with his weiner while he does.

There was never a choice as fatty was never in the running.  He's dave boy and has clearly stated his hatred for Art Bell. He has not even listened to one full show...free Art Bell, indeed.

[Jocko Johnson]

I would pay to watch a Falkie video if it was a step by step guide on how to defraud the government. Also maybe out of curiosity I would pay for 1 video of the fatty sleeping just to see how loud the snoring is and also would pay extra if he had a night terror.

When he starts farting and shitting and pissing himself that would cause nite or day terrors for anyone watching that nitemare.

Dumbass!  I've told you that you don't need a gym.  You dumbass.  I keep coming back here to try to help you help yourself.
Are you to stupid to live?  That is the decision you are making, an early death rather than a natural death.

How about it 51, you a friend to this asshole?  Or are you content to let him die?  Personally, I am really beginning to believe that he is too dumb to live.  I'm wondering if he, Felchie, actually believes that we will be sorry when he is dead.  Me?  I'll have another cup of coffee and go take a dump.

I'm just about done with this asshole.

What's taking so long...?

[Who]

Dumbass!  I've told you that you don't need a gym.  You dumbass.  I keep coming back here to try to help you help yourself.
Are you to stupid to live?  That is the decision you are making, an early death rather than a natural death.

How about it 51, you a friend to this asshole?  Or are you content to let him die?  Personally, I am really beginning to believe that he is too dumb to live.  I'm wondering if he, Felchie, actually believes that we will be sorry when he is dead.  Me?  I'll have another cup of coffee and go take a dump.

I'm just about done with this asshole.

Here's an exercise Falkie can do anywhere.  No gym required.  He can do this while shooting remotes around the bay area, while chasing non-caucasians out of emergency rooms and while watching his new maid clean his apartment.

[Jocko Johnson]

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Oh course, how silly of me.

No problemo amigo...you ever see those smaller mini phone hooks? That's  in the bottom rt hand drawer in front of the brass knuckles

No shit.  Give you a local and then stick you deep?

.   Local...? Nope, just go into the middle of the knee and inject that stuff fight there. You just need to be unlike falkie, a man. Feels a bit sore and filled up, like tight for a day or two, then you are good to go! Mircle shit bro. But I am pretty sure that you need to have a real medical problem they can back up with test etc, not just scream and cry like a little girlie when someone looks at you, or mentions a free gov't program, or says there is work like cleaning to do? You just can't say it hurts and get it.

[Jocko Johnson]

George this is all good. Glad to see progress you are making on apartment and knee/health issues.
But what I don't read any more from you, is new and creative plans designed to make you money.

That is because he is, and has been
...washed up.Well not realy, you ever notice how like SLOB-O,  HO,  dAVE, TAMMY TEN TON ET AL, all seem to look among the dirty and uwashed?

[Jocko Johnson]

Just posting to let you guys know I spoke with Open Lines Gerry's family and he is out of surgery and apparently it went well.  The doctor said he should hopefully have full use of his hearing and the doc was also able to salvage the facial nerve they were worried they might have to cut.   I'll let Gerry post more about this when he gets back to bellgab.   I got the chance to meet up with him on Saturday before his surgery - actually spent the night at his place and he's a good guy despite what some of you might think of him.    I wish him a speedy recovery, and if/when I hear of anything else that's important regarding his condition, I will let you all know.

Here's a pic I took of OLG's TV on Saturday while we were marathoning TGFP videos in his living room.

Great,  good news.

[Jocko Johnson]

Aldous, you have NO idea what you are talking about and post a post that seems to mimic my ailments seemingly to justify your hateful rant by saying you suffer from a similar condition.
I fell and fractured my right knee years ago. Nothing was done to fix it except for sending me to physical therapy which did nothing to stop the pain. My knee surgeon ( which I finally got referred to after 11 years) says the kneecap has cartiledge chips floating under it as well as bone chips and the fluid that develops in the kneecap is a result of the knee trying to lubricate the damaged area. My kneecap needs complete replacement and he wants me to lose weight. I have had trouble doing that but am no longer GAINING weight and am eating healthier with a lot of salads and drinking a lot of water.
He wants me to go back to physical therapy but I have done that in the past and his NOT being an orthopedic doctor he does not understand that it is not a PT problem, the kneecap is permanently damaged and has been getting worse for years. If they had fixed it in the first year, I'd probably be walking fine today.
The left knee was injured in 1996. Its repair was never done because I became homeless then. When I fractured my right knee, I favored it and weakened it.
Last month ( and last December as well) I fell and further damaged both knees.
Both Kathy and the doctor saw and heard me scream in pain yesterday in the doctor's office as he examined both knees and my damaged left ankle which has the ligament sticking out of it the size of a large walnut. It also causes me excruciating pain and along with my legs, I can't put weight on it without screaming.
I go into the surgeon on Thursday to arrange to get surgery on it. The boot they gave me to wear did nothing to stop the pain and I was told it would have to be operated on to fix it to allow me to walk normally.
Both my knees are now filled with fluid and the right one hurts 24-7 and feels like its burning ss if someone poured gasoline on it.
As for your bitching about my getting a housekeeper, that program is set up to HELP people who cannot do basic tasks due to injuries. I and Kathy have busted our asses off to get this place cleaned up but when I cannot put any weight on my knees or foot, I can't KEEP the place clean.
I am disabled physically.
Numerous doctors have certified that to numerous agencies and departments.
The programs out there are there to assist those people who need help.
If you resent it on a general basis because YOU work and resent your tax dollars being used to fund the program, then lobby the legislature to abolish those programs along with Congress.
If you resent it on a specific basis and only apply it to ME, then it truly shows how much of a jerk you truly are.
I am NOT faking my disability.
If you dislike it, too bad.
Drone and Gerry have both heard me scream over the phone as have Cunandero and MJ as well.
They KNOW I am not faking it.
I also had 2 major asthma attacks this morning with the usual effects as well.
That's another one of my ailments that will NEVER go away.
Get over it.
The same goes for the rest of the haters out there who bitch about it as well.
My knees and left ankle are all in pain as I write this.
By the way, I looked up Planet Fitness while I was posting this. Nearest gym is in Oakland. If they open one in this area I will join it but I assume that once I have ankle surgery I won't be walking anywhere for awhile.

Hey bulkie, there are guys who where in armed combat with no legs at all and don't cry, or beg or say a word. They are happ to serve and be alive. Unlike you, you jizzbag...you on the other had, cry about everything , and demand to be served.

[SnapT]

BAssett said that?  Citation please.  "Shecky!  Get the Dodge!  And bring the nail bats.  We got a mission to run. We're out of here!"

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,8367.msg458371.html#msg458371

Some clarification for the record. I did not cancel my appearance with Art Bell on Midnight in the Desert on Monday evening. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell was the first talk show I interviewed with back in early 1997 - one of a couple dozen I did during his tenure. I would never stand up Art Bell. There was a Skype issue. I fixed the problem and was ready to go at 12:07. Art's new producer got a bit flustered. I sat waiting for thirty minutes to go on. I was told I would be Skype called and not to call in, but I have no record on my Skype for any missed calls. Only after I recalled the producer was I told I would not be on. It is possible Art had the wrong Skype handle. Let's face it, the Internet is not like making a phone call in 1970 - a lot of complex technology and computers on each end..........That said, I regret the foul up and apologize to Art and his listeners for the missed interview. Hopefully, another segment can be scheduled for the near future

[3OctaveFart]

The "screamed out in pain so loud that __________ could hear" seems to be a recurring part of the script.

Not that I doubt there is discomfort that could elicit such sound, but just how often it comes up.

[Jocko Johnson]

I can just wonder what an alien race would think if they saw that picture if it were beamed out into space. 😀

Glad to hear Gerry came through it ok and hope he makes a full recovery.

The same thing we think...WTF is this creature. Boy is he a blow hard jizz filled windbag...that would be just the first impression.

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey bulkie, there are guys who where in armed combat with no legs at all and don't cry, or beg or say a word. They are happ to serve and be alive. Unlike you, you jizzbag...you on the other had, cry about everything , and demand to be served.

Yes indeed. Here's one of em;
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ben-parkinson-britains-most-badly-5176985'

Britain's most badly injured surviving soldier has felt his legs again for the first time in EIGHT years after undergoing a pioneering new treatment.

Former paratrooper Ben Parkinson was maimed eight years ago when the Land Rover he was travelling hit a mine in Helmand Province, Afghanistan.

The blast broke his back in three places and punctured his lungs.

Every single rib was broken, his spleen was ruptured and his cheek, nose and jaw were smashed.
Ben, then 22, was left in a coma for four months during which surgeons removed both his legs above the knees.
He also lost his speech and was left with debilitating brain injuries. But after a month undergoing the new treatment he is now able to walk up to TWO miles a day and his speech is showing marked improvement.

Mum Diane, 57, says his family have been astounded by his progress. Ben, now 30, woke up one night after feeling his legs for the first time in eight YEARS. Diane said: "It's absolutely marvellous. We could count about 20 changes in the past month - some big, some small.

"He's now walking about a mile and a half to two miles a day on crutches. The idea is to get his muscles used to it so they gradually remember the movements - muscles have their own memory.

"He got us all up one night saying he'd awoken because he could feel all the nerves in his legs wake up.

"It's been incredibly emotional watching him make the small steps to recovery."
Ben, from Doncaster, South Yorkshire, is among the country's first soldiers to undergo the Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy (HBOT) at the Castle Craig clinic in Edinburgh. It involves sitting in a huge metal cylinder breathing pressurised pure oxygen which is said to heal injured tissue.

Ben - awarded the MBE for the courageous way he has fought to rebuild his life - underwent the treatment for six days a week over the course of a month.

Diane, his full-time carer, added: "His speech has also rapidly improved. Little things like sneezing he couldn't do and now he can.

"Bits of shrapnel that have embedded in his arm for eight years have been coming out. It's just incredible.

"Ben is absolutely over the moon with his progress so far. We are hoping to carry on with the treatment for the foreseeable future.

[SnapT]

The "screamed out in pain so loud that __________ could hear" seems to be a recurring part of the script.

Not that I doubt there is discomfort that could elicit such sound, but just how often it comes up.

That's maybe my favorite part of Falkie's stories.  I'd like to hear that scream on an upcoming video.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,8367.msg458371.html#msg458371

He posted that in the Falkie thread?

Oh, you used some computer fu to get it over here.

[Jocko Johnson]

This maid thing is gonna be good. One out burst of anger and fleckie will be doing the "perp walk!"
We will need someone near by, (51?) to have the maid sign up on this forum,  how great will that be!?

[3OctaveFart]

SnapT-
Odd there is never such screaming in videos, or presumably at strawberry festivals.

[Yorkshire pud]

SnapT-
Odd there is never such screaming in videos, or presumably at strawberry festivals.

How is it odd? It would only be odd if the mendacious, self absorbed, putrid filthy fucked up sloth actually did scream in pain because of his fucking fat bearing knees.

Hey Senda; Today I was up at 5.15, started work at 7am, I finished at 4.30. I didn't have a break all day, not even lunch. I stood up almost the entire time. I did it yesterday too, and the day before, and I'll be doing it again, tomorrow and friday. Yes my fucking knees hurt, as does the rest of my body because it's wearing out. But I'm not weighing in at 500+ pounds. You disgust me you fucking pig.

[3OctaveFart]

I still don't understand how joint pain precludes working a seated office job. Conceivably, he could be working right from his bedroom.

[Yorkshire pud]

I still don't understand how joint pain precludes working a seated office job. Conceivably, he could be working right from his bedroom.

It depends what it is the job is; I'm not lying when I say my knees hurt pretty much constantly. Mainly because of my job and what is involved, and tied in with the body's natural aging. But Guess what? I haven't won the fucking lottery. And yes, if I had, does anyone honestly think I'd be standing up all day? Fuck that. I'd be the laziest fuck ever, and go from my (now) 160 ish pounds to about 175...maybe.. 

But at least I'd be paying for it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I still don't understand how joint pain precludes working a seated office job. Conceivably, he could be working right from his bedroom.

Intellectual brain injury.  He has a note from his doctor.  Attempting to do intellectual work causes excessive pain and hardship, usually in the form of anger at having to work.

[3OctaveFart]

Standing at a job is better for your health.

The authors extrapolated from available research that those who spend long hours in sedentary activity are 90% more likely than those who don't to develop type 2 diabetes. That figure averages completely sedentary people with regular exercisers, and the study findings that researchers worked with weren't powerful enough to discern whether regular exercise mitigated that risk.

The likelihood of dying from cardiovascular disease rises less dramatically (about 18%) with long hours of sitting, as did the risk of cancers (between 13% and 16%). Studies observed higher rates of breast, colon, colorectal, endometrial and endothelial ovarian cancer among those who logged long hours in a chair.

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-sitting-health-20150119-story.html

I am chained to a desk 40 hours a week but I make sure I get my ass up and walk around once an hour, even if it's a fake trip to the men's room.

[Who]

Standing at a job is better for your health.

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-sitting-health-20150119-story.html

I am chained to a desk 40 hours a week but I make sure I get my ass up and walk around once an hour, even if it's a fake trip to the men's room.

Remaining stationary all day is dangerous because it can lead to blood clots (deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, etc).  Falkie is one huge cardio-vascular time bomb just waiting to go off.

[paladin1991]

{No problemo amigo...you ever see those smaller mini phone hooks? That's  in the bottom rt hand drawer in front of the brass knuckles.   Local...? Nope, just go into the middle of the knee and inject that stuff fight there. You just need to be unlike falkie, a man. Feels a bit sore and filled up, like tight for a day or two, then you are good to go! Mircle shit bro. But I am pretty sure that you need to have a real medical problem they can back up with test etc, not just scream and cry like a little girlie when someone looks at you, or mentions a free gov't program, or says there is work like cleaning to do? You just can't say it hurts and get it.

VA is telling me that they will have to vacuum out my knees fm the all the bits and pieces that are in there.

"And he ain't gonna jump no more!  Gory, gory......"

[b_dubb]

This should be addressed in a video, Falkie!  How can you not comment on Redacted's disasterous first night as producer of MITD?!  Stephen Bassett himself blamed REDACTED's apparent incompetence for his no-show as that night's guest!

Of course he blamed someone else for his incompetence! He's a LAWYER!

[MAX]

Aldous, you have NO idea what you are talking about and post a post that seems to mimic my ailments seemingly to justify your hateful rant by saying you suffer from a similar condition.
I fell and fractured my right knee years ago. Nothing was done to fix it except for sending me to physical therapy which did nothing to stop the pain. My knee surgeon ( which I finally got referred to after 11 years) says the kneecap has cartiledge chips floating under it as well as bone chips and the fluid that develops in the kneecap is a result of the knee trying to lubricate the damaged area. My kneecap needs complete replacement and he wants me to lose weight. I have had trouble doing that but am no longer GAINING weight and am eating healthier with a lot of salads and drinking a lot of water.
He wants me to go back to physical therapy but I have done that in the past and his NOT being an orthopedic doctor he does not understand that it is not a PT problem, the kneecap is permanently damaged and has been getting worse for years. If they had fixed it in the first year, I'd probably be walking fine today.
The left knee was injured in 1996. Its repair was never done because I became homeless then. When I fractured my right knee, I favored it and weakened it.
Last month ( and last December as well) I fell and further damaged both knees.
Both Kathy and the doctor saw and heard me scream in pain yesterday in the doctor's office as he examined both knees and my damaged left ankle which has the ligament sticking out of it the size of a large walnut. It also causes me excruciating pain and along with my legs, I can't put weight on it without screaming.
I go into the surgeon on Thursday to arrange to get surgery on it. The boot they gave me to wear did nothing to stop the pain and I was told it would have to be operated on to fix it to allow me to walk normally.
Both my knees are now filled with fluid and the right one hurts 24-7 and feels like its burning ss if someone poured gasoline on it.
As for your bitching about my getting a housekeeper, that program is set up to HELP people who cannot do basic tasks due to injuries. I and Kathy have busted our asses off to get this place cleaned up but when I cannot put any weight on my knees or foot, I can't KEEP the place clean.
I am disabled physically.
Numerous doctors have certified that to numerous agencies and departments.
The programs out there are there to assist those people who need help.
If you resent it on a general basis because YOU work and resent your tax dollars being used to fund the program, then lobby the legislature to abolish those programs along with Congress.
If you resent it on a specific basis and only apply it to ME, then it truly shows how much of a jerk you truly are.
I am NOT faking my disability.
If you dislike it, too bad.
Drone and Gerry have both heard me scream over the phone as have Cunandero and MJ as well.
They KNOW I am not faking it.
I also had 2 major asthma attacks this morning with the usual effects as well.
That's another one of my ailments that will NEVER go away.
Get over it.
The same goes for the rest of the haters out there who bitch about it as well.
My knees and left ankle are all in pain as I write this.
By the way, I looked up Planet Fitness while I was posting this. Nearest gym is in Oakland. If they open one in this area I will join it but I assume that once I have ankle surgery I won't be walking anywhere for awhile.

Hey Dickwad I wasn't talking to you I was talking to Aldous,so don't answer my posts and call me someone else. But since you did...  I think you are a perfect example of what is broken in this country. I may be the first person to block Falkie on the Falkie thread but I am at that point. I posted about  people I worked with in wheelchairs who are great at what  do and what they have  accomplished.    I don't want to hear about  how you are bored, how your knees hurt and your asthma and your sinuses and your ankles and how your mother sucked!! Try living with RA ,Google  it DickHead then lets talk about pain and  I can still bench press my weight and i  get zero help from the government. Yes I do have plenty of cash and don't need that help  and  I do pay lots of taxes for that fact but it kills me people like you are getting that money when others have the pride and self-worth to reject it and make their own way without asking for a pity party like you.  Really just go away....