THE RETURN OF ART BELL!

[FortRock]

REMEMBER THE ILLUMINATE? SIRIUS = ILLUMINATE

[The General]

REMEMBER THE ILLUMINATE? SIRIUS = ILLUMINATE

You belong in Creedmoor.

[heater]

PERSONAL NOTE:
I HAVE RETURNED FROM ASIA, THE UNIVERSITY I WAS WORKING FOR FIRED ALL THE AMERICAN TEACHERS. WHY? THERE'S A REAL SPLIT COMING FOR THE USA AND CHINA! HERE'S A NOTE FROM THE MASTER HIMSELF!

A NOTE FROM ART BELL:
Art Bell
6 hours ago near Pahrump, NV
First of all my sincere congrats to Premiere Radio, they made the right move. Business is War
and I would have done the same exact thing, and did in my day.

Second, given the same circumstances I would make the same decision again today about Dark
Matter. There is much you do not know and I will not talk about because it was given in confidence
and I am kind of old school so I will not talk about those things even though it would help you to
understand my decision.

Third, I would love it if Sirius/XM would waive my NC but they said no and even though I could run
out and get a Lawyer and perhaps win back my freedom I will most likely not do that. If I were ten
Years younger it might be a different story, I will say this, It seems crazy as hell to me that we offered
exactly what Premiere ended up taking. Now Sirius/XM has a show that will be mostly commercials and
seems much less a good fit than Dark Matter with a Host who thinks a Typhoon in Vietnam causes rain
in Hawaii. (Last night's show, first hour)

Fourth and finally I would like to say sorry to the people who did come over either by Radio or the less
than stellar streaming, trust me I understand your anger, I only wish you had enough information to
understand my decision.

Art Bell

A NOTE ON ART BELL'S NOTE:
THE SCORPION ARMY HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT ART BELL WILL RETURN VIA THE WWW.ARTBELL.COM WEBSITE ON A FREE BASIS FOR A WEEKLY SHOW, OR VIA A COMMERCIAL SHORTWAVE RADIO STATION! ART BELL OWNS WWCR, THE SHORTWAVE STATION THAT MADE HORRIBLE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST HIM! I WOULD HAVE ALL OF YOU THINK OF WORLD-BAND SHORTWAVE RADIOS AS CHRISTMAS GIFTS!

COMMANDER, WHERE IS THIS WEEKS MEETING?  I MISSED THE MEMO.

[morphiaflow]

Hey Fort,

So with Art posting here regularly, responding to private messages, and even calling in to MV's show, what does that do to the credibility of your much-vaunted "sources"? Since you can't get much closer to Art Bell than...well...Art Bell.

I'm just curious.

[bloodmark]

First of all my sincere congrats to Premiere Radio, they made the right move. Business is War
and I would have done the same exact thing, and did in my day.

Would someone care to translate this for me? What did they do which he also did in his day? I have no idea what he's referring to.

It seems crazy as hell to me that we offered
exactly what Premiere ended up taking. Now Sirius/XM has a show that will be mostly commercials and
seems much less a good fit than Dark Matter with a Host who thinks a Typhoon in Vietnam causes rain
in Hawaii. (Last night's show, first hour)

This too. What did he offer that Premiere ended up taking?

Maybe I missed a new development. Is Sirius/XM putting C2C in the DM spot on that channel or something?

[ItsOver]

...I WOULD HAVE ALL OF YOU THINK OF WORLD-BAND SHORTWAVE RADIOS AS CHRISTMAS GIFTS!

It's good to see FortRock has officially kicked-off the Christmas shopping season. 

[FortRock]

THE 8 MHz EMERGENCY RADIO IS BEING PREPARED. ART BELL IS SHORTWAVE RADIO!! THE VOICE OF RUSSIA AND RADIO NETHERLANDS ARE BOTH NEGOTIATING WITH WITH ART FOR A WORLDWIDE DAILY OR WEEKLY ART BELL RADIO SHOW. NON-COMPETE CLAUSES DO NOT APPLY TO HOSTS OF INTERNATIONAL SHORTWAVE RADIO BROADCASTS. THIS IS FROM SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE!

[ItsOver]

I'm speechless.  I am without speech.

[basswood]

THE 8 MHz EMERGENCY RADIO IS BEING PREPARED. ART BELL IS SHORTWAVE RADIO!! THE VOICE OF RUSSIA AND RADIO NETHERLANDS ARE BOTH NEGOTIATING WITH WITH ART FOR A WORLDWIDE DAILY OR WEEKLY ART BELL RADIO SHOW. NON-COMPETE CLAUSES DO NOT APPLY TO HOSTS OF INTERNATIONAL SHORTWAVE RADIO BROADCASTS. THIS IS FROM SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE!

LOL utter chaos here now, too funny. What a cupla weeks... 

[FortRock]

RESISTANCE TO ART BELL IS FUTILE:
A RESISTANCE MOVEMENT TO THE ENSLAVEMENT OF ART'S VOICE BY SIRIUS LAWYERS. JOIN THE SCORPION ARMY'S BRANCH IN "FREE ART BELL"!

Art Bell
8 minutes ago near Pahrump, NV via mobile
I did not ask for it but I want to thank all the #freeartbell people it is going out of control. Again thank you all for the support!

SIRIUS WILL NOT STAND, THEY ARE BEING TARGETED BY THE SCORPION ARMY!

[ziznak]

nothing more beautiful than the broken caps lock button prose of fort rock...

[FortRock]

COULD ART BELL BE PLANNING.........................

THE SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE IS LOOKING AT PARTIAL EVIDENCE OF AN ART BELL RETURN VIA KTNN-AM 660 KhZ, WINDOW ROCK, ARIZONA, NAVAJO NATION. THE NON-COMPETE COULD NOT BE ENFORCED ON A FEDERAL INDIAN RESERVATION. ALL CLAIMS WOULD HAVE TO BE ADJUDICATED THROUGH TRIBAL COURTS, NOT FEDERAL DISTRICT COURT. ART BELL HAS PARTIAL RESIDENCY RIGHTS ON THE RESERVATION BECAUSE OF A CONDO HE OWNS THERE FROM HIS DAYS HELPING SET UP KTNN AS A STATION IN THE 1980's. IS THERE A MAJOR "FREE ART BELL" CONNECTION IN NAVAJO NATION? COULD KTNN BECOME THE "MASTER STATION" OF A WORLDWIDE ART BELL SHOW SHORTWAVE NETWORK OF STATIONS? REMEMBER THAT KTNN DOES NOT AIR PROGRAMMING AFTER 12:00AM MOUNTAIN TIME ON A 50,000 WATT CLEAR CHANNEL (NOT THE EVIL CORPORATION!) FLAMETHROWER!

[ziznak]

THE NON-COMPETE COULD NOT BE ENFORCED ON A FEDERAL INDIAN RESERVATION. ALL CLAIMS WOULD HAVE TO BE ADJUDICATED THROUGH TRIBAL COURTS, NOT FEDERAL DISTRICT COURT.

hmmmmm this kinda makes sense... anybody? comment?

[onan]

hmmmmm this kinda makes sense... anybody? comment?

Art isn't moving to Window Rock. He doesn't want to broadcast over radio.

[FortRock]

NOTE TO SCORPION ARMY OFFICER RECRUIT ZIZNAK:

ART WOULD NOT HAVE TO MOVE TO THE RESERVATION, JUST NOT SELL THE CONDO HE ALREADY OWNS THERE. REMEMBER ART HAS A TERRESTRIAL MICROWAVE TRANSMISSION LICENCE! IN FACT ART IS AN EXPERT IN TERRESTRIAL MICROWAVE TRANSMISSION FROM HIS SAN DIEGO DAYS!! JUST SHOOT THE SHOW TO WINDOW ROCK FROM PAHRUMP! ART WANTS TO DO RADIO, HE'S JUST NOT SAYING SO. THE POWER HAS SHIFTED A BIT TO THE "FREE ART BELL" MOVEMENT.

[The General]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

K, we'll get right on it, thanks.

[Juan]

Microwave transmission is line of sight.  I don't think one can see the reservation from Pahrump.

[onan]

Microwave transmission is line of sight.  I don't think one can see the reservation from Pahrump.

but the portland sources said...

[ItsOver]

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[Mrs. General]

YES HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT JOINING SCORPION ARMY?

[ItsOver]

Do you know what a lobotomy is?

[FortRock]

URGENT NOTICE FROM THE SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY:

BEGINNING WITH THE FIRST WEEK OF DECEMBER MONITOR KTNN-AM 660KHZ FROM WINDOW ROCK, ARIZONA FOR THE RETURN OF ART BELL. REMEMBER WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT RADIO STATIONS ON NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS, THAT NON-COMPETE CLAUSES ARE NOT VALID ON RESERVATIONS!

[FallenSeraph]

ARE WE ALL SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS OVER HERE?

THIS THREAD HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD I'M IN TEARS.

[b_dubb]

I think I speak for everyone here when i say WTF?!?!?

[ADG12311990]

URGENT NOTICE FROM THE SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY:

BEGINNING WITH THE FIRST WEEK OF DECEMBER MONITOR KTNN-AM 660KHZ FROM WINDOW ROCK, ARIZONA FOR THE RETURN OF ART BELL. REMEMBER WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT RADIO STATIONS ON NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS, THAT NON-COMPETE CLAUSES ARE NOT VALID ON RESERVATIONS!

Well... I kinda feel sorry for the innocent (If not slightly gullible) people who think Fort here is correct.

[FortRock]

KEEP THE FAITH, SCORPION ARMY MEMBERS! KTNN WILL BE THE SOURCE OF THE "DESERT OF THE SEA". "FROM STREAM TO WINDOW ROCK, THE LIGHT WILL SHINE THE TRUTH"!

[Juan]

WILL ART BE BROADCASTING IN THE NAVAJO LANGUAGE, OR WILL HE USE ENGLISH FOR US UNENLIGHTENED CONTINENT THIEVES?

[The General]

KEEP THE FAITH, SCORPION ARMY MEMBERS! KTNN WILL BE THE SOURCE OF THE "DESERT OF THE SEA". "FROM STREAM TO WINDOW ROCK, THE LIGHT WILL SHINE THE TRUTH"!

Fort Rock's posts are fun to imagine being read in the high-pitched, staccato, rapid fire nasal tones of a 1930's radio news broadcast.  Complete with opening fanfare and the beeps and ticks of morse code and ticker tape wailing away like machine gun fire on a distant front.  The signal fades in and out like like the ocean tides, and the announcer reads on, oblivious to the reality or accuracy of what he might or might not be reading...

Fort Rock, are you listening?  You need a podcast.  Run with it. 

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Fort Rock's posts are fun to imagine being read in the high-pitched, staccato, rapid fire nasal tones of a 1930's radio news broadcast.  Complete with opening fanfare and the beeps and ticks of morse code and ticker tape wailing away like machine gun fire on a distant front.  The signal fades in and out like like the ocean tides, and the announcer reads on, oblivious to the reality or accuracy of what he might or might not be reading...

Fort Rock, are you listening?  You need a podcast.  Run with it.

All I'm getting is James Quall.

[jazmunda]

Fort Rock's posts are fun to imagine being read in the high-pitched, staccato, rapid fire nasal tones of a 1930's radio news broadcast.  Complete with opening fanfare and the beeps and ticks of morse code and ticker tape wailing away like machine gun fire on a distant front.  The signal fades in and out like like the ocean tides, and the announcer reads on, oblivious to the reality or accuracy of what he might or might not be reading...

Fort Rock, are you listening?  You need a podcast.  Run with it.

Thank you The General.

Now I am going back and reading all of Fort Rock's posts with the high-pitched, staccato, rapid fire nasal tones of a 1930's radio news broadcast.

Endless hours of entertainment.