THE RETURN OF ART BELL!

[bateman]

I just snorted wine. General, somehow you just made Fort Rock's posts even more entertaining.

[jazmunda]

Oh Fearless Leader of the Scorpion Army.

What say you about this?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5069.msg205837#msg205837

Please read the signs and tell us what this means?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Here you go...

WWII Radio News May 6, 1945 - Walter Winchell

[The General]

Here you go...

WWII Radio News May 6, 1945 - Walter Winchell

exactly like that.

[FortRock]

HERE'S THE PROBLEM FOR SIRIUS AND THEIR LAWYERS. WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? ART BELL OR ART BELL, INC.? ART CAN BE IN PAHRUMP AND SEND HIS SHOW TO THE NAVAJO NATION. IF THE MASTER STATION IS KTNN, AND THE STREAMING ORIGINATION POINT IS ON NAVAJO NATION, NOTHING CAN BE DONE LEGALLY BY SIRIUS! ART'S SHOW THEN BECOMES A LEGAL PIRATE RADIO STATION, WITH NO FCC, OR FEDERAL DISTRICT COURT STANDING IN THE WAY!! DOES ART HAVE AN INCORPORATED L.L.C. REGISTERED IN NAVAJO NATION GOVERNMENT? BETTER BET ON THAT MY FRIENDS! REMEMBER THE HISTORY OF WOLFMAN JACK, AND HIS SHOW BROADCASTING FROM MEXICO. YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT ART BELL REMEMBERS THAT HISTORICAL PRECIDENT!!

[jazmunda]

Fort Rock's posts are fun to imagine being read in the high-pitched, staccato, rapid fire nasal tones of a 1930's radio news broadcast. 

HERE'S THE PROBLEM FOR SIRIUS AND THEIR LAWYERS. WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? ART BELL OR ART BELL, INC.? ART CAN BE IN PAHRUMP AND SEND HIS SHOW TO THE NAVAJO NATION. IF THE MASTER STATION IS KTNN, AND THE STREAMING ORIGINATION POINT IS ON NAVAJO NATION, NOTHING CAN BE DONE LEGALLY BY SIRIUS! ART'S SHOW THEN BECOMES A LEGAL PIRATE RADIO STATION, WITH NO FCC, OR FEDERAL DISTRICT COURT STANDING IN THE WAY!! DOES ART HAVE AN INCORPORATED L.L.C. REGISTERED IN NAVAJO NATION GOVERNMENT? BETTER BET ON THAT MY FRIENDS! REMEMBER THE HISTORY OF WOLFMAN JACK, AND HIS SHOW BROADCASTING FROM MEXICO. YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT ART BELL REMEMBERS THAT HISTORICAL PRECIDENT!!

It really does work. Try it folks.

[onan]

HERE'S THE PROBLEM FOR SIRIUS AND THEIR LAWYERS. WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? ART BELL OR ART BELL, INC.? ART CAN BE IN PAHRUMP AND SEND HIS SHOW TO THE NAVAJO NATION. IF THE MASTER STATION IS KTNN, AND THE STREAMING ORIGINATION POINT IS ON NAVAJO NATION, NOTHING CAN BE DONE LEGALLY BY SIRIUS! ART'S SHOW THEN BECOMES A LEGAL PIRATE RADIO STATION, WITH NO FCC, OR FEDERAL DISTRICT COURT STANDING IN THE WAY!! DOES ART HAVE AN INCORPORATED L.L.C. REGISTERED IN NAVAJO NATION GOVERNMENT? BETTER BET ON THAT MY FRIENDS! REMEMBER THE HISTORY OF WOLFMAN JACK, AND HIS SHOW BROADCASTING FROM MEXICO. YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT ART BELL REMEMBERS THAT HISTORICAL PRECIDENT!!

How is the Wiccan Stalker doing these days?

[popple]

I wonder if Art has seen the Canadian First Nation's show Indians & Aliens.... http://aptn.ca/indiansandaliens/

[FortRock]

POPPLE, YOUR THINKING ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE SCORPION ARMY! WHO KNEW ABOUT ART BELL'S NATIVE AMERICAN CONNECTION!

[munbeam666]

So, Fort, how did you get this news about broadcasting out of the Navajo Reservation?
We are all very curious
I still don't get the Scorpion Army thing......

[ItsOver]

Let's see.  Art selected an attorney from this site so why not select a career adviser, as well.  Lone Ranger, meet Tonto and his scorpion army.

[Heather Wade]

Morale is low among the troops of the Scorpion Army, FortRock. 

[munbeam666]

COMMANDER ROCK:
HOW DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION ABOUT MR BELL BROADCASTING FROM WINDOW ROCK? WAS IT SCORPION INTELLIGENCE?  AND WHERE IS THE SCORPION ARMY STATIONED?

[qaddisin]

Has anyone ever seen FortRock and Art Bell in the same room together? I think not...

[FortRock]

ART BELL RETURNING SOON:

ART BELL IS RETURNING SOON, ART HAS JUST ANNOUNCED VIA WWW.ARTBELL.COM. THIS IS BEING ORGANIZED WITH THE TECHNICAL SKILLS OF KEITH ROWLAND. HE'S ADDING OTHER PARANORMAL HOSTS WHO WILL BE PART OF A NEW "DARK MATTER RADIO NETWORK" ON-LINE. COULD KTNN'S ANNOUNCEMENT BE COMING SOON?

http://artbell.com/

Art Bell shared a link.
38 minutes ago near Pahrump, NV
Keith is putting together a page where Paranormal Hosts can Stream their shows for free and you can listen for free...artbell.com check it out!

Art Bell | Dark Matter
artbell.com
We are sorry that Dark Matter on SiriusXM has come to an abrupt end. We are examining our options and may be able to return in a different format and medium real soon.

[munbeam666]

Fort Rock's posts are fun to imagine being read in the high-pitched, staccato, rapid fire nasal tones of a 1930's radio news broadcast.  Complete with opening fanfare and the beeps and ticks of morse code and ticker tape wailing away like machine gun fire on a distant front.  The signal fades in and out like like the ocean tides, and the announcer reads on, oblivious to the reality or accuracy of what he might or might not be reading...

Fort Rock, are you listening?  You need a podcast.  Run with it.

When in doubt, call it Art........