Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

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I need to have a few hundred of these printed.
Thank you, Producer-Paul.

[maureen]

Art Bell's Dark Matter Radio Network

a most excellent video!! Thanks for the effort

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Has the bitrate gone down?  Also, the intro to the Malliard Report was lame.  UFO Phil-ish.

I didn't hear the intro, but if it was like the 'outro,' I agree. Lame, lame, lame.
And I was disappointed that his guest was on a cell phone. Ugh.

[Heather Wade]

I didn't hear the intro, but if it was like the 'outro,' I agree. Lame, lame, lame.
And I was disappointed that his guest was on a cell phone. Ugh.

Me too, I noticed the cell phone, but, I'm trying to be nice today.  They will improve with time.
Could I do any better?  Idk.  They raised some great discussion points, though.

[bateman]

I think she should do a show with Jazmunda.  First, who does not like an Aussie accent?  Add to that the fact that he would bring a slightly different perspective than an "all American channel" for DM.  Finally, it would give Art a chance to call in and harass him night after night.

I love everything about this.

[retired41]

Here is a question. How long until Art Bell quits Dark Matter Network?  6 weeks, 6 months or 6 years?

would of been a great post on page 666.

[littlechris]

Here is a question. How long until Art Bell quits Dark Matter Network?  6 weeks, 6 months or 6 years?

Oh brother, here we go again...................

[lonevoice]

Here is a question.  Am I Seriously Repetative, or Severely Remedial?

You've asked this 71 times. 

[retired41]

captain we've got whale's.

[jazmunda]

Art Bell's Dark Matter Radio Network

Pardon my Australian but that is Fan-Fuckin-Tastic.

[jazmunda]

I think she should do a show with Jazmunda.  First, who does not like an Aussie accent?  Add to that the fact that he would bring a slightly different perspective than an "all American channel" for DM.  Finally, it would give Art a chance to call in and harass him night after night.

Hey you!

[Textor]

needs two thing's shadow people and a man in black and what the hell a time machine while your at it .not asking for much great vid now get back to work.

I wonder how well a podcast would do if ALL they ever talked about was shadow people.

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Redacted has a fabulous voice -- a pleasure to hear.  I like your suggestion, I hope she gives it some thought!

+1
A sweet voice like that should be heard by many.

[mattjs2732]

Art Bell's Dark Matter Radio Network

I knew the DMRN wouldn't have a lot of funding, but damn...I'd say that is one unique headquarters for the place...

[guildnavigator]

If you think that is disgusting check this out LOL

Sperm Whale explodes!

I was looking at that just this morning! Haha.

That whale died of natural causes. Exploding whales happen. That video is not gross at all to me. I think I saw a video about a massive whale explosion in... Can't remember what country.

When you google cat litter cake and look at the pictures, some of them are so realistic! One person even made the cat "miss" and accidentally shit on the side of the litter box. Preparing your food to look like fecal matter and then feeding it to children is so fucking funny to me, I can't even express it with words!! "Here ya go, kids, happy birthday, it's a tray of cat shit, now EAT IT!!"

[Heather Wade]

Hey you!

It does fall under the criteria of taking over the world, right?  In that case... more thoughts are given.

[Heather Wade]

You've asked this 71 times.

It's like he's... some kinda... cool alien... or someone...

[WOTR]

Hey you!

Does that mean you are considering signing on?  I suppose the problem would be the time difference if you co-hosted with a Tasty American.  If you could swing late nights I would be guaranteed as a regular listener (and I would commit to being a twice monthly caller.)  Come on... just one (or two) hours a week.  Please?!?

[Heather Wade]

+1
A sweet voice like that should be heard by many.

Too kind.   
Sending you the Happy Turkey Vibes!!! 
Take a load off, if you can, and I hope you fall in a tub of joy.  Or gravy.  Whichever you prefer.   

[tertiaryimam]

I was looking at that just this morning! Haha.

That whale died of natural causes. Exploding whales happen. That video is not gross at all to me. I think I saw a video about a massive whale explosion in... Can't remember what country.

When you google cat litter cake and look at the pictures, some of them are so realistic! One person even made the cat "miss" and accidentally shit on the side of the litter box. Preparing your food to look like fecal matter and then feeding it to children is so fucking funny to me, I can't even express it with words!! "Here ya go, kids, happy birthday, it's a tray of cat shit, now EAT IT!!"

I'm inclined to agree with you on this one, guildnavigator. That video is not gross at all to me, neither. Sadly, in today's day and age, a lot of people still have these old-timey hangups about exploding fuuckin whales. I understand such sentiments in my grandmother, for example, but even my mother still thinks that way. I remember once in Reno when I was eight or something, and my mom and I were in the middle of the city for some errand or something, and two exploding fuuckin whales walked by and my mom told me to lock the doors. She turned on her Gordon Lightfoot cassette real loud and just stared straight ahead. "Don't make eye-contact with them, honey. They'll fuuckin stab you." I don't understand it but I guess it's just a different generation. Really, when you think about it, exploding fuuckin whale corpses are as natural as golden Sunshine. Who wouldn't want to be bathed in dead, liquid sea-stink a little now and then? Hell, I live in the Midwest and I think about it all the time.

But yeah, cat-shit shaped candy is fuuckin gross. I wouldn't eat that shit unless it had peanut butter AND macadamia nuts both. Fuck that.

[jazmunda]

Does that mean you are considering signing on?  I suppose the problem would be the time difference if you co-hosted with a Tasty American.  If you could swing late nights I would be guaranteed as a regular listener (and I would commit to being a twice monthly caller.)  Come on... just one (or two) hours a week.  Please?!?

The time difference is fine. Nighttime for you is the middle of the day here.

[jazmunda]

If you think that is disgusting check this out LOL

Sperm Whale explodes!

I thought people were talking about this incident which I originally heard about of Art's C2CAM show.

Oregon's Exploding Whale - 1970 KATU (original report)

[Textor]

Wow, so did anyone notice the "controversy" about the spec Sheet that a certain fake reporter "lady" is going on about?

[Textor]

Who Linda Mountain Cow? Did George Noory "fire" her?

Nah, "Sarah"

[guildnavigator]

I'm inclined to agree with you on this one, guildnavigator. That video is not gross at all to me, neither. Sadly, in today's day and age, a lot of people still have these old-timey hangups about exploding fuuckin whales. I understand such sentiments in my grandmother, for example, but even my mother still thinks that way. I remember once in Reno when I was eight or something, and my mom and I were in the middle of the city for some errand or something, and two exploding fuuckin whales walked by and my mom told me to lock the doors. She turned on her Gordon Lightfoot cassette real loud and just stared straight ahead. "Don't make eye-contact with them, honey. They'll fuuckin stab you." I don't understand it but I guess it's just a different generation. Really, when you think about it, exploding fuuckin whale corpses are as natural as golden Sunshine. Who wouldn't want to be bathed in dead, liquid sea-stink a little now and then? Hell, I live in the Midwest and I think about it all the time.

But yeah, cat-shit shaped candy is fuuckin gross. I wouldn't eat that shit unless it had peanut butter AND macadamia nuts both. Fuck that.

Only catshit candy I'm putting near my mouth is Almond Roca.


If we could make a cake that looks like it came out of that monkey that shits the $$$ coffee, we'd be onto something.


Exploding whale cake?

[RoseGirl]

I'm inclined to agree with you on this one, guildnavigator. That video is not gross at all to me, neither. Sadly, in today's day and age, a lot of people still have these old-timey hangups about exploding fuuckin whales. I understand such sentiments in my grandmother, for example, but even my mother still thinks that way. I remember once in Reno when I was eight or something, and my mom and I were in the middle of the city for some errand or something, and two exploding fuuckin whales walked by and my mom told me to lock the doors. She turned on her Gordon Lightfoot cassette real loud and just stared straight ahead. "Don't make eye-contact with them, honey. They'll fuuckin stab you." I don't understand it but I guess it's just a different generation. Really, when you think about it, exploding fuuckin whale corpses are as natural as golden Sunshine. Who wouldn't want to be bathed in dead, liquid sea-stink a little now and then? Hell, I live in the Midwest and I think about it all the time.

But yeah, cat-shit shaped candy is fuuckin gross. I wouldn't eat that shit unless it had peanut butter AND macadamia nuts both. Fuck that.


OMG....I can't stop laughing. This was so fuuckin funny. Makes me want to get twelve still shots of exploding whales and ...well...put out a calendar.

Thanks for the great belly laugh...wow...funny or fuuckin what?

[FallenSeraph]

Art Bell's Dark Matter Radio Network

Gawd damn, this is awesome!

[guildnavigator]

I thought people were talking about this incident which I originally heard about of Art's C2CAM show.

Oregon's Exploding Whale - 1970 KATU (original report)

This is the first exploding whale I remember hearing about, I saw it on TV in the 90s on one of those compilation shows with a bunch of unruly shit going down. Those people blew that whale up with explosives though, to try and get rid of it but people ended up getting hit by the ballistic blubber after the explosives were detonated.

I remember seeing a spectacular segment on one of those shows about a fireworks factory that caught fire. It looked pretty crazy.

There was another whale explosion in Asia somewhere, they were transporting the whale in the middle of a city and it exploded all over and bloodied like half a block or something.

[RoseGirl]

This is the first exploding whale I remember hearing about, I saw it on TV in the 90s on one of those compilation shows with a bunch of unruly shit going down. Those people blew that whale up with explosives though, to try and get rid of it but people ended up getting hit by the ballistic blubber after the explosives were detonated.

I remember seeing a spectacular segment on one of those shows about a fireworks factory that caught fire. It looked pretty crazy.

There was another whale explosion in Asia somewhere, they were transporting the whale in the middle of a city and it exploded all over and bloodied like half a block or something.

Homeland Security should be alerted. Whale terrorism can be so vicious.

[FallenSeraph]

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I can't sleep. Bad nightmares about a serial killer trying to break into my house. Woke up and was DISMAYED to discover it's only 3 a.m.(ish).

Hoagland is on C2C â€" he just told George he's working on launching his own radio show because "the political climate" is finally right for it. Goodie.

To hell with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. The annual "COPS" Thanksgiving marathon on SpikeTV starts in about five hours. WOOHOO!!