Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[eddie dean]

He better not talk to his neighbor whilst on the porch during that time period as that is prohibited by the terms of the NC.

Thanks go to eddie dean for providing the material for that joke.

Hehe.
Make the check out to Sir Edward Deanth III !
I take credit cards too!

Ps. You all are busy tonight, I have to catch up now. I hope there is good news up ahead and not some dumb troll.

[Marc.Knight]

One could only hope sooner rather than later

I'll assume you're talking about Art's come back and not my position in relation to clover.

[dortmunder]

By the way, neither Art nor George have posted for days.  What's going on?   

Maybe they're playing golf right now and laughing their asses off.

[IcicleTrepan]

I'll assume you're talking about Art's come back and not my position in relation to clover.

You know what they say about assumptions.

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

Actually not at all, yawn...hrm.. So to have an intelligent conversation requires you to shit, piss, cry, fuck and moan your way into the forums here?  I'm just assessing your choices in your slim future around here before you're forced to come up with yet a new nick name and forever bash us with more nonsensical wit is all.  Please, continue to indulge and if you wish you can, you can go find them offs you forgot to fuck before coming in here proclaiming your perfectness in the eyes of the weaker less minded folk.  Enjoy!

Shit, you're really a very sharp guy. Guess I've met my match. Hahaha! Joker.

[Marc.Knight]

You know what they say about assumptions.

Now I see why you got that hole in your head.

[Marc.Knight]

Maybe they're playing golf right now and laughing their asses off.

Not an image I want to keep in my mind.

[IcicleTrepan]

Now I see why you got that hole in your head.

You know what they say about philosophers.. they know so much about nothing at all.

[Spinner]

Aaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I just want to hear Art on the air LIVE again!   

[steelbot]

Shit, you're really a very sharp guy. Guess I've met my match. Hahaha! Joker.

as a butterknife!

[Marc.Knight]

You know what they say about philosophers.. they know so much about nothing at all.

True, they only know the fundamental principles of logic and critical thinking that underpin all modern science and mathematics.  One of the great philosophical debates surrounds the definition of nothingness as opposed to "being".  So, you're correct, philosophers know a great deal about nothing.

[Ravenna]

I doubt we will hear from Art until the status quo changes. So im betting its going to be awhile, also he is a bit of a recluse by nature.

I agree.  I think the next we'll hear from him is when word is leaked out that he's filed a suit against Sirius to disentangle himself from the non-compete clause.  Coz word WILL leak, and then he'll come on here to confirm it.  Betcha.

[IcicleTrepan]

True, they only know the fundamental principles of logic and critical thinking that underpin all modern science and mathematics.  One of the great philosophical debates surrounds the definition of nothingness as opposed to "being".  So, you're correct, philosophers know a great deal about nothing.

I don't believe logic or critical thinking contributed to your decision to be an asshat to me out of the blue like you were.  I didn't do anything to you.  But then again, there are lots of people on the Internet and in life parading around failing to practice what they preach.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

Bet she didn't see that one coming.

I wonder if her half-wit son saw it coming.

Montel Williams must be crushed. If he ever gets a real talk show again, he just lost a huge chunk of programming. It's like Maury without the paternity tests.

[urbie88]

Jaz is up side down so that might be a little difficult.

Since you are down under do you fuck yourself counter clockwise? 

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

as a butterknife!

You know, I actually didn't come here to stir up shit. I wanted to give Rose Girl some shit cuz I hate her kinda head trip shit. I actually like the site and the posts are entertaining. You guys can give me all the shit you like, but I'm going nowhere. A few of you are some real assholes, but what can I expect? I've known lots of losers in my life, who live on forums. Anyway, I think you should all give me a warm welcome, and if not, then fuck yourselves.
Cheers bitches 

[Marc.Knight]

I don't believe logic or critical thinking contributed to your decision to be an asshat to me out of the blue like you were.  I didn't do anything to you.  But then again, there are lots of people on the Internet and in life parading around failing to practice what they preach.

Yes, I am an asshat.  I admit it.  But, I'm curious how you could interpret my previous post that was devoted to defending you (with a little levity aimed at your avatar) as asshatness?  I was attempting to show the fallacy of the other poster's assertions.    Never mind. 

[Marc.Knight]

Since you are down under do you fuck yourself counter clockwise? 

Only on Thursdays.

[urbie88]

Only on Thursdays.

Lol. This thread has gone off the rails.  Why are we here again?

[Producer-Paul]

Yes, I am an asshat.  I admit it.  But, I'm curious how you could interpret my previous post that was devoted to defending you (with a little levity aimed at your avatar) as asshatness?  I was attempting to show the fallacy of the other poster's assertions.    Never mind.

No good deed goes unpunished.

[IcicleTrepan]

You know, I actually didn't come here to stir up shit. I wanted to give Rose Girl some shit cuz I hate her kinda head trip shit. I actually like the site and the posts are entertaining. You guys can give me all the shit you like, but I'm going nowhere. A few of you are some real assholes, but what can I expect? I've known lots of losers in my life, who live on forums. Anyway, I think you should all give me a warm welcome, and if not, then fuck yourselves.
Cheers bitches 

Step 1.  Come to Art Bell fan site
Step 2.  Proceed to shit on Art Bell
Step 3.  Wonder why people think you are a dick

[Marc.Knight]

Lol. This thread has gone off the rails.  Why are we here again?

To be asshats.

[Marc.Knight]

No good deed goes unpunished.

Especially when the good deed is peppered with subtlety. 

[IcicleTrepan]

Yes, I am an asshat.  I admit it.  But, I'm curious how you could interpret my previous post that was devoted to defending you (with a little levity aimed at your avatar) as asshatness?  I was attempting to show the fallacy of the other poster's assertions.    Never mind.

eh, I guess it's because ever since I posted that pic I've received a few comments similar, but not nearly as well meaning as you apparently were trying to be.  So you have my apologies for over-reacting.

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

Step 1.  Come to Art Bell fan site
Step 2.  Proceed to shit on Art Bell
Step 3.  Wonder why people think you are a dick

Again Dumbass, how did I shit on Art Bell? I love the guy, and was super happy about his return. The way I see it, he kinda shit on us. Then again, I don't have my face buried in Mr. Bell's ass, like you seem to.

[retired41]

new to some is as old as it can be.

[Marc.Knight]

eh, I guess it's because ever since I posted that pic I've received a few comments similar, but not nearly as well meaning as you apparently were trying to be.  So you have my apologies for over-reacting.

No problem.

[steelbot]

You know, I actually didn't come here to stir up shit. I wanted to give Rose Girl some shit cuz I hate her kinda head trip shit. I actually like the site and the posts are entertaining. You guys can give me all the shit you like, but I'm going nowhere. A few of you are some real assholes, but what can I expect? I've known lots of losers in my life, who live on forums. Anyway, I think you should all give me a warm welcome, and if not, then fuck yourselves.
Cheers bitches 

"WE NEED A MELT-DOWN...not a Montage!...AH MELTDOWN!.....oh we need....oh we need meltdown...
Team america montage

[maureen]

some to be herd disgusted...personally, I just want my fancy tickled!!! 

[Marc.Knight]

Again Dumbass, how did I shit on Art Bell? I love the guy, and was super happy about his return. The way I see it, he kinda shit on us. Then again, I don't have my face buried in Mr. Bell's ass, like you seem to.

How delightfully quaint, almost poetic.  Do you mind if I apply a little harmony to this gem?  It might catch on.