Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[littlechris]

men in black shit

i WAS GONNA SAY!! This is getting crazier and crazier!! First Art comes back, then leaves out of the blue due to "technical difficulties" and possibly shadow people trying to do him in, then all his followers go up against the evil corporation that "sabotaged" him. Then a mysterious big breasted woman comes out of nowhere trying to destroy Arties soldiers, then another mysterious woman appears on the board one late night to tell us that Art left radio because of death threats!! Whats next?............................................

[Heather Wade]

RoseGirl, I'm just a little nobody, but, um, if you come in here saying stuff like that the BellGabbers are going to want a detailed explanation.

Or you're just another crazy.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  Just saying.

[retired41]

a rose by any other name still is prickly

[dortmunder]

RoseGirl, I'm just a little nobody, but, um, if you come in here saying stuff like that the BellGabbers are going to want a detailed explanation.

Or you're just another crazy.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  Just saying.

It's true. She got it straight from her uncle.

[retired41]

uncle know it all man in black . dave

[WOTR]

I have been told by a very reliable source....that Art and his family had been receiving ongoing death threats if he didn't quit the show.

I cannot believe that I am the first person to ask this... Does your very reliable source reside in Portland?

[RoseGirl]

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[retired41]

I think the source is 19.5  new mexico

[lonevoice]

Are you here to throw bones or bullshit?

Good aim! 

[retired41]

ya I cant say because .

[littlechris]

I wish I could say more....I really do. But I can't. I was just hoping to bring some of you folks up to speed about how all this stuff works.

If what you are saying is true, then the F.B.I is already involved and they're looking at Art 's enemies: Premiere, GNoorey, etc.

[dortmunder]

my reliable source is one of the high level investigators....so I can't say any more. But this whole thing is very VERY complicated and won't be going away any time soon.

Why even say anything then?

[EarthAlien007]

I wish I could say more....I really do. But I can't. I was just hoping to bring some of you folks up to speed about how all this stuff works.

LMFAO!
Hope you didn't expect us to take you seriously.

[retired41]

damn that narrows it down to zero people

[Heather Wade]

my reliable source is one of the high level investigators....so I can't say any more. But this whole thing is very VERY complicated and won't be going away any time soon.

Keep me posted, I totally believe you.   :

While we're at it, does Art know you're diming on him? 

[retired41]

they and them are the ones

[littlechris]

my reliable source is one of the high level investigators....so I can't say any more. But this whole thing is very VERY complicated and won't be going away any time soon.

Well, Art did say that there were things happening that he couldn't disclose. RoseGirl, anything else u can tell us?

[lonevoice]

How about bateman's show.
Hmmm...  Does Art or Paul or Keith know that BellGab's own "bateman" has recently started his own podcast, "Dark Weekend"?

Producer Paul...?

This needs to happen! 

[retired41]

difference between a stringer and a b.s.  artist  tell me more.

[retired41]

Tonka  rose

[HMC]

my reliable source is one of the high level investigators....so I can't say any more. But this whole thing is very VERY complicated and won't be going away any time soon.

Miss Brestlin?  :

[Falkie2013]

I think the source is 19.5  new mexico

New Mexico, eh ?

Hmm. Hoagie's in New Mexico. Mac Laine shows up in New Mexico.

Hoagie gets kicked off as " offishial " C2C science advisor and Mars ex-purt.

Me smells heap big con-spire-acy a brewin' round here yew betchum.

[retired41]

L.M.H

[Falkie2013]

i WAS GONNA SAY!! This is getting crazier and crazier!! First Art comes back, then leaves out of the blue due to "technical difficulties" and possibly shadow people trying to do him in, then all his followers go up against the evil corporation that "sabotaged" him. Then a mysterious big breasted woman comes out of nowhere trying to destroy Arties soldiers, then another mysterious woman appears on the board one late night to tell us that Art left radio because of death threats!! Whats next?............................................

What big breasted women were that ?

I could use some destroying just about now.

My gf is of course, blaming all of this on me.

She hates cars, Priuses and me and it's all MY fault.

I will NEVER understand the illogic of females.

This is WHY in my next life I want to be Bruce Wayne with all the gadgets, money, mansion, cave and 2 week long relationships where he dumps them and gets another one yet NOT have to be Batman.

No parents or relatives either and a faithful butler and cool car to drive to 7-11 to get pizza rolls and turkey sandwiches.

[Falkie2013]

Someone check on Falkie and make sure that Snoory's minions haven't gotten to him.

Depends on the minion. Preferably a blonde deaf mute.

I got a +2 cane, a bottle of egg nog with brandy in it and was once trained in attack techniques by  some professional stunt men.

But if it's Tommy in drag, I'll just push him down the stairs.

Or throw wet cat food over him and watch the outdoor kitties attack him.

Oh, by the way. Last night I found something that would be great for my videos if I could find the material. Flannel women's pajamas with mustasches all over them.

Now if I could find the material and get a jacket and hat made out of it I could be like the Riddler to Noory and do videos with my mustache suit on it.

They only had a size going up to large damnit, and $58 just for the top.

But they are colorful. At Nordstrom.

[retired41]

strange harvest it's been for art and his show ,all art want's is to be happy doing a top notch show and them and they the people's are not in on letting it be. who oh who

[Falkie2013]

Or Jack Paar.  (I know.  Nobody here but me remembers him.)

Wrong again, oh toothbrush breath.

Those of you old enough KNOW the reference.

[retired41]

who is they theme's right awe full them en's must be they get your sunglass's

[Falkie2013]

Sorry to hear that. Thoughts are with you Falkie.

The car is in both our names.

5 years ago some idiot clerk at the DMV overheard me tell my gf while I was standing in line at the DMV in Concord that I was having pain in my leg radiating from my sciatic nerve that was so bad I thought I was having a fucking stroke.

So this idiot told the DMV I had a stroke and they suspended my license for MEDICAL reasons.

I finally got a doctor to sign a paper saying I have NO history of either stroke or heart disease but they want me to pay $ 55 to unsuspend my license and I have to take a written test as well.

I've got a state Senator's office working on getting them to change that as it should have never happened in the first place. In 5 years of trying I could NOT get the medical section of the DMV to listen to reason and admit that one of the DMV employees was a nosy bitch who should have gotten fired for not minding her own damned business. Nor would they lift the suspension.

I pay $200 a month for the remaining car payments ( 3 ) and $72.36 for the car insurance so my gf will be insured while SHE drives the car even when I'm not the passenger.

But, of course, it's now MY fault and she is po'ed at me.

Sometimes I really hate women.

Once the cars paid off and we get this mess fixed ( if we have to pay for it ) and get the replacement catalytic converter, I'm gonna save up for my own car.

Proably a used tank or something.

[Agent : Orange]

Bateman for next Dark Matter Network show!