Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[Falkie2013]

Hmm, I just came up with a new Christmas treat.

The pizza roll fruitcake.

Turned on the radio to hear what Wells was talking about. He has a guy who wrote a book where the guy said LBJ had 8 guys killed before he had Kennedy killed. And Wells is talking about the FBI creating a biometric data base.

And people thought Bush was evil ?

It's conspiracy night and JFK assassination time tonight !




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[sydtron]

Hmm, I just came up with a new Christmas treat.

The pizza roll fruitcake.

*Insert bad joke about Noory getting eaten during Xmas....*

[dortmunder]

ohhhh no! I've been Norry free since before DM started. Isnt this the C2C anonymous group? "Hello, my names (Insert name here) It has been 2 months since my last pizza roll.

That's one wagon I won't falling from.

[ziznak]

well, my stoned ass put wells on.  I'll be asleep sooooon.

[ItsOver]

think jess is in this pic somewhere...

"We are ALL Jess."

[Textor]

I think that we should all help George Noory in this time of uncertainty.

See, Mr. Noory has a cookbook out, and nobody has been kind enough to review it yet.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0765314088/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=KK0HUE7PAVGG&coliid=I2XOICJ4FUF1IL

Since someone was kind enough to post about an advance copy they received acquired, we have enough knowledge of the book to post reviews!

Now, please be sure that you don't go and post silly reviews about the book, such as ones found here or here. because we need to make sure that these turkey sandwich recipes don't go into obscurity! Think of all the people who don't know the joys of flavored butter that silly, fake reviews would turn off to this mystical tome of knowledge and deliciousness.

[dortmunder]

This is satire:

http://www.sagenews.ca/Article.asp?id=3308&title=NSA-behind-Art-Bells-Dark-Matters-Cancellation

[Falkie2013]

I think that we should all help George Noory in this time of uncertainty.

See, Mr. Noory has a cookbook out, and nobody has been kind enough to review it yet.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0765314088/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=KK0HUE7PAVGG&coliid=I2XOICJ4FUF1IL

Since someone was kind enough to post about an advance copy they received acquired, we have enough knowledge of the book to post reviews!

Now, please be sure that you don't go and post silly reviews about the book, such as ones found here or here. because we need to make sure that these turkey sandwich recipes don't go into obscurity! Think of all the people who don't know the joys of flavored butter that silly, fake reviews would turn off to this mystical tome of knowledge and deliciousness.

I can't believe he put this thing out in hardcover.

What pretentiousness.

$ 9.95 used with a kindle edition as well.

[Falkie2013]

I think that we should all help George Noory in this time of uncertainty.

See, Mr. Noory has a cookbook out, and nobody has been kind enough to review it yet.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0765314088/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=KK0HUE7PAVGG&coliid=I2XOICJ4FUF1IL

Since someone was kind enough to post about an advance copy they received acquired, we have enough knowledge of the book to post reviews!

Now, please be sure that you don't go and post silly reviews about the book, such as ones found here or here. because we need to make sure that these turkey sandwich recipes don't go into obscurity! Think of all the people who don't know the joys of flavored butter that silly, fake reviews would turn off to this mystical tome of knowledge and deliciousness.

Next on Warehouse 13 :

The other artifacts pack up and leave as the government attempts to put a copy of the George Noory cookbook in the archives.

Next on Friday the 13th :

The horrified cast fails to rid themselves of the cursed George Noory cookbook as even booksellers won't put it in their discard bins for fear of being forever doomed simply by handling it with their hands.

OMG, a sudden thought.

This CRIES out for a photoshopped picture or a video where the guy comes off the alien ship and screams :

" It's a cookbook ! "

[urbie88]

ohhhh no! I've been Norry free since before DM started. Isnt this the C2C anonymous group? "Hello, my names (Insert name here) It has been 2 months since my last pizza roll.

What is c2c about tonight.  I was thinking of listening but figured I could also take an ambien.

[Textor]

Next on Warehouse 13 :

The other artifacts pack up and leave as the government attempts to put a copy of the George Noory cookbook in the archives.

Highly dangerous artifact. Automatically halves the IQ of any who read it, and any who make the mistake of making one of the recipes become as massive as Tommy... And those who EAT the cooking suddenly ask inane questions like "how long has it been like that?" in reference to laws of physics.

[Falkie2013]

Highly dangerous artifact. Automatically halves the IQ of any who read it, and any who make the mistake of making one of the recipes become as massive as Tommy... And those who EAT the cooking suddenly ask inane questions like "how long has it been like that?" in reference to laws of physics.

And ...

" Do pizza rolls have brains and do they decide when and how to burn people ?"

Recently even Obama was concerned about Art's leaving Dark Matter as he said :

" I know Americans are upset after I said you can keep your satellite feed. "

and

" I completely get how upsetting this could be for a lot of Americans, particularly after assurances they heard from me," Mr. Obama said from the White House briefing room.         To those Americans, I hear you loud and clear."

[guildnavigator]

And ...

Do pizza rolls have brains and do they decide when to burn people ?

Hahaha

[Textor]

And ...

Do pizza rolls have brains and do they decide when to burn people ?

They do. I eat them routinely and never get burned because I appeal to the Tostino, God of Pizza Rolls, for his blessing before taking a bite. The rolls know and respond to the respect shown to their culture and primitive ways.

[Falkie2013]

They do. I eat them routinely and never get burned because I appeal to the Tostino, God of Pizza Rolls, for his blessing before taking a bite. The rolls know and respond to the respect shown to their culture and primitive ways.

And NOW we all know.

$noory has angered the pizza gods.

That is why he continues to suck.

[dortmunder]

So, I guess we're just camping out here until there's some news? Or are we just the ones that can't let go of shit in life?

[Falkie2013]

So, I guess we're just camping out here until there's some news? Or are we just the ones that can't let go of shit in life?

Many of us have no life.
Its how we wound up here.



Caption on shirt says :

Area 51 Hotel and Casino.
It doesn't exist and I wasn't there.
I got it on Ebay a few years ago and unfortunately the guy stopped selling them for some reason.



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[420desert]

Occupy Sirius

[420desert]

Sirius was the first stock I ever bought, had my mom get some shares with my busboy tips in like 1995. The stock was 2 bucks then. It's not much more now. Pathetic.

[urbie88]

Oh awesome. Another night of Kennedy assassination conspiracy with John Wells - the most gullible host since snorry. Time to turn the radio off. Goodnight you all. #freeartbell

[Textor]

So, I guess we're just camping out here until there's some news? Or are we just the ones that can't let go of shit in life?

I'm just bored. My date ended early tonight because they were called into work.

[420desert]

Oh awesome. Another night of Kennedy assassination conspiracy with John Wells - the most gullible host since snorry. Time to turn the radio off. Goodnight you all. #freeartbell

I can't stand his melodramatic sighs. He isn't gullible, he just sensationalizes everything.

[420desert]

Hey Super Glued Pizza Rolls... get in here.

[Falkie2013]

Sirius was the first stock I ever bought, had my mom get some shares with my busboy tips in like 1995. The stock was 2 bucks then. It's not much more now. Pathetic.

Pity you weren't around when A T & T launched Telstar. You'd have made a lot of money buying A T & T back then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telstar

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[Falkie2013]

Hey Super Glued Pizza Rolls... get in here.

Art Bell's Super Glued Pizza Rolls and Mustasche Wax

Remember THAT night when Art glued his lips together ?

Beyond classic.

And still a better moment than 10 years of $noory.

[420desert]

Pity you weren't around when A T & T launched Telstar. You'd have made a lot of money buying A T & T back then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telstar

Looks like the inspiration for Lucas' Deathstar

[Falkie2013]

I'm just bored. My date ended early tonight because they were called into work.

Tommy's probably available.

Why don't you give him a call ?

I'm sure he could fix you right up with some hot Hollywood starlet.



Like this one.


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[FightTheFuture]

I can't stand his melodramatic sighs. He isn't gullible, he just sensationalizes everything.

He makes my head explode. And Kennedy......AGAIN??

Good Lord, if I hear one more kook JFK conspiracy theorist talk about ''It was the CIA/MOB/Russians/Cubans/LBJ/Aliens (I miss anyone?)!!!!'', I'm going to take hostages.

[Falkie2013]

He makes my head explode. And Kennedy......AGAIN??

Good Lord, if I hear one more kook JFK conspiracy theorist talk about ''It was the CIA/MOB/Russians/Cubans/LBJ/Aliens (I miss anyone?)!!!!'', I'm going to take hostages.

The Fed, Wall St. Bankers, the steel companies, the railroad companies, Billy Sol Estes, ... the list is endless.

[Textor]

He makes my head explode. And Kennedy......AGAIN??

Good Lord, if I hear one more kook JFK conspiracy theorist talk about ''It was the CIA/MOB/Russians/Cubans/LBJ/Aliens (I miss anyone?)!!!!'', I'm going to take hostages.

Majestic 12, The Illuminati, The Freemasons, Lee Harvey Oswald...

Tommy's probably available.

Why don't you give him a call ?

I'm sure he could fix you right up with some hot Hollywood starlet.



Like this one.

Nah, I'll stick to the dates I find. Tommy likely will find me some transgender girl, and while I'm sure she would be a wonderful person, she just wouldn't be my type.