20131010 - Open Lines

[Jackstar]

how amazing it is to have Art back on the air

What was the actual date of Art's first surprise retirement announcement? Because I don't remember the day, I just remember listening and dropping my noodles all over the floor.

Whatever date it was, I have been waiting since that date for tonight. <3 8.

[lonevoice]

Just heard it.  That was PERFECT. 

[Nighthawk]

HAHAHA I think Art really thought you were sincere. George didn't know much of anything lol. Art says I think George DOES know some astrologers lol.

[guildnavigator]

I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Click the mailbox to subscribe

[aldousburbank]

I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I like you Jackstar.

[midnight]

Oh my gosh, just heard the Cat Lady.  Haven't laughed that much in a long time.

[Étouffée]

bellgabbers,

I was trying to track down crushed-peanut encrusted donuts for the room, and I missed Bateman's cat-call.  Can someone give me a time signature for the call?  Thanks.

[casioson]

"marry-ann" was someone from "DARKMATTERXM"


i think

[Jackstar]

There is a mailbox here.
>OPEN MAILBOX

Inside the mailbox is a leaflet.
>TAKE LEAFLET

[someguy]

There is a mailbox here.
>OPEN MAILBOX

Inside the mailbox is a leaflet.
>TAKE LEAFLET

dont get eaten by a grue dude

[dortmunder]

That was over way too soon!

[Ursamajr]

What was the actual date of Art's first surprise retirement announcement? Because I don't remember the day, I just remember listening and dropping my noodles all over the floor.

Whatever date it was, I have been waiting since that date for tonight. <3 8.

not sure but I'm thinking somewhere in 2005? I remember being unemployed , he had been keeping me sane and then just telling myself "George isnt so bad, na he's ok, it will be the same" over and over.

[guildnavigator]

Tonight's show was great.

[eddie dean]

Very fun night!
Thanks everyone!!
Bellgab is on fire!

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Great fun, Bateman made it for me, worth being up at this ungodly hour.

[Jackstar]

... does Art still smoke tobacco?

[Falkie2013]

... the first Vice-President was the third President? Do I have that right?

BIG BONK !
John Adams was the 2nd President and the first vice President as well.

[Spinner]

"marry-ann" was someone from "DARKMATTERXM"

Of course not. That was our own awesome BATEMAN.

[jazmunda]

Tonight's show was great.

Open lines are the best. He should do one a month.

[Jackstar]

I stand corrected. What's your question?

[lonevoice]

Tonight's show was great.

4 hours of unscripted, unscreened open lines.  I don't think he's winding down, folks.

[jazmunda]

... does Art still smoke tobacco?

No.

[nofAcedAgent]

... does Art still smoke tobacco?

He mentioned going to break during the GIS show that if he still smoked, he'd be lighting up right about now. So no he does not.

Night people, i'm going to bed laughing thanks to Bateman. That was too perfect

[dortmunder]

... does Art still smoke tobacco?

He's on e-cigs now.

[Zenof]

Open lines are the best. He should do one a month.

I will agree with this. He should! And a special open lines 4 times a year (truth or trash, time travalers, WEIRD CALLER)

[bateman]

Great fun, Bateman made it for me, worth being up at this ungodly hour.

I'm glad everyone enjoyed that.

[Zenof]

I don't think he's winding down, folks.

Times like this, I wish I had a HAM

[Spinner]

sorry

CAT MAN LADY ALERT!

Edit: I thought she was legit!
You got me bateman! Nice call!!

When I heard "her" say that she had two cats that were both Gemini, I knew it had to be Bateman.
I was laughing so hard... 

[jazmunda]

I'm glad everyone enjoyed that.

Does your cat lady character have her own twitter account? I want to follow her.

[midnight]

midnight in the desert
and we're listnin.....
oooo we're listnin to yoooo

night everyone!
Thanks for the company.