The oldest food I own

[Camazotz Automat]

Frozen, canned, or dry.  You might not be the original owner.  It may be heirloom food passed down to you from Aunt Beatrice or a lucky Can O' Beans from a Tom Robbins novel.

The container of Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning was part of the collateral assets I gained from a break up. It is approximately 1/3 full.

On the back, is the copyright of 1978.  I should throw it away... 

I think I will just stick it back in the pantry. 

It has moved with me several times. 

Singing in the voice of Johnny Cash:

The First Meal

lyrics and music by Camazotz Automat ? 2008

So sprinkle me with creole seasoning,
Before you close the coffin lid,
This green cannister never betrayed me,
Like my former ladyfriend did,
When the preacher talks about dust to dust,
Speaks of how I tragically died,
Tell him it's not dust, but garlic, pepper,
Salt and silicone dioxide.

chorus:
When it was finally over...
And I was buried in the Winter ...
The Great Beyond showed me the way.

I'm hanging out with old Rover ...
And I'm singing with John Denver ...
We're cooking crawfish ?touff?e.

[Caruthers612]

   Camazotz, you are too talented for me. I bow to your rapier wit. <bow>


Mordred, what normally considers 'imself witty

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

THAT'S WHY!!!!!.....I can't help but love the guy.

hehehehehe.  Cam, Would you also happen to have some Cavender's Greek seasoning at your place?

[Camazotz Automat]

You're too kind, Mordred.  Speaking of which, my wit is sporatic as of late.  I believe I need more vitamin X.

THAT'S WHY!!!!!.....I can't help but love the guy.

hehehehehe.  Cam, Would you also happen to have some Cavender's Greek seasoning at your place?

No Cavender's on the shelf at the moment, but did locate some Guy N. Smith Crab Meat Seasoning.

Remember all, JUST THREE MORE DAYS to the Guy N. Smith Annual Convention being held at his home.  Each Attendee will receive a free gift: this could be a limited edition A6 Chapbook of The Doll, Audio Minidiscs of Crabs' Armada, Postcard Collecter Sets and possibly a miniature of Hounds of Hades.

I know what you're thinking:  What the deuce?  Audio minidiscs?  At his house? I'm missing out on EVERYTHING, blast it!  Crabs' Armada!?  I thought I had ALL of the crab books!

(laughing)

Needless to say, "I" will be there.

For details:

www.guynsmith.com

Crabs' Armada is a new chapbook being released in September 2008.