the terrorist and 72 virgins

[SR-71]

Here is a question, when a terrorist dies to get his 72 virgins, do the virgins look like george noory in drag?

[bateman]

[shell88]

Actually, they all look like this. They approach very slowly getting hotter bit by bit burning you slowly until you die. Then you are reborn in the same place and the same process begins again another 71 times but at a very slow rate. It takes a good 150,000 years to be burnt to death. So 150,000 x 72 is the amount of time spent purifying this very bad karmic debt:

[Yorkshire pud]

Here is a question, when a terrorist dies to get his 72 virgins, do the virgins look like george noory in drag?

Are you including ETA, PIRA in your sweeping generalisation?

[Coz]

Here is a question, when a terrorist dies to get his 72 virgins, do the virgins look like george noory in drag?

No, there's a not so well known error in the translation of the Koran.

It's not 72 virgins.

It can only be translated as one of the following:

1. 72 raisins

2. 72 Virginians

Either way- the terrorist isn't going to be happy. It more or less results in either "Here's your raisins" or "Cmere boy.... wooo hoo"