The Best of Robert Casio

[Cynnie]

Is your surname really Casio? I think I owned a watch in the 80s made by your family.

I still want a casio computer watch ..so i can be all nerdalicious

[casioson]

[area51drone]

That one was one of my favorites, a contender.    What planet is that supposed to be?

[area51drone]

the waynes world effect

Robert, you need to get a sled man!  How did you take this footage - are you using a Survivor man setup? 

[casioson]

That one was one of my favorites, a contender.    What planet is that supposed to be?

I don't know... i just made something up... was realy bored....

[BobGrau]

what's with all the retarded threads lately, kids?

Retarded spiders, presumably.

[DanTSX]

Some butthurt people think they own the whole internet....

how would you know how my butt feels?

[casioson]

Feel a little bad for not telling art everything... but it was to embarrassing to say on XM

One time was the time you heard on air....

One time happened because a girl at school made fun of me for asking her out and i disappeared right in front of her to back when my school was being built...

the other time i was  in San Antonio, texas at "the Alamo" with a friend and he gave me a sandwich that had "Peyote past" in it and i got sent back in time to the damn battle of the Alamo and ended up climbing a tree and nearly getting killed... i also shit my pants...

[jazmunda]

i also shit my pants...

Best post EVER.

[casioson]

Best post EVER.

thanks

[jazmunda]

Do you think if you died at the Alamo that your body would have stayed in the past or would it have come back to the present all dead and stuff.

[aldousburbank]

You shoulda ordered the Peyote Present sandwich yo. The past ones are always old.

[casioson]

Do you think if you died at the Alamo that your body would have stayed in the past or would it have come back to the present all dead and stuff.

i think there would be a gravestone with

Robert casio

1984 - 1836

on it....

[jazmunda]

You shoulda ordered the Peyote Present sandwich yo. The past ones are always old.

Also if you crush up some imodium and mix it with the peyote then that might help with the pants shitting problem.

[casioson]

i shit myself because i was in the tree for about 12 hours and needed to go.. so i just went...

[jazmunda]

i shit myself because i was in the tree for about 12 hours and needed to go.. so i just went...

Oh I thought it was a side effect from either the time travel or the peyote.

[casioson]

I had Revolution going on under me.....

[casioson]

Oh I thought it was a side effect from either the time travel or the peyote.

i kind of was... i had diarrhea but i could have held it... it was from the peyote but i was so out of my mind all i could think of was just to go in my pants... I could of pooped off the side of the branch... but i was soo out of it.

[MV/Liberace!]

I could of pooped off the side of the branch... but i was soo out of it.

I can't imagine why she rejected you.

[area51drone]

I can't imagine why she rejected you.

Because she didn't know how awesome Casio is.    Stupid girl.

[jazmunda]

I sense a cyberstalking in progress. This can't end well.

[casioson]

I sense a cyberstalking in progress. This can't end well.

i could not find her...

[jazmunda]

i could not find her...

My spidey senses were correct. I scare myself sometimes.

Is she in witness protection?

[casioson]

My spidey senses were correct. I scare myself sometimes.

Is she in witness protection?

no.. i just think shes one of them people who don't post things online...

But i only looked on facebook.

only after you joked...

[Falkie2013]

thanks

I wanna know if the shit would have stayed in his past when he went back to the Alamo or would it have stayed in this time period.
No one ever mentions bathrooms, brushing their teeth, clean clothes ( does your mother tell you to wear clean underwear and socks when you use your time machine ? ) provisions, bringing along a gun or rifle or prescripton medicine or anything we consider essential today.
Hmm, if you time travel do you still get Dark Matter on your internet feed or Bluetooth stream ?

[Falkie2013]

My spidey senses were correct. I scare myself sometimes.

Is she in witness protection?

Probably witless protection.

[onan]

Most of us have had relationships that we thought were perfect. Only to be suddenly pulled into the reality. For one reason or another, we find we were wrong about the relationship on a ratio of the universe to a grain of salt. After a day or two of significant wound licking most of us start to realize it is time to move on.

Moving on never means keeping a photo of the object of our desire on the wall. It certainly doesn't mean to look for them months to years later.

[Cynnie]

Rejection makes you time shift? Damn..i should be screeching back to the 1800's every damn day

[valdez]

...just thought I'd visit this thread before it was deleted.  Sad, really.

[DanTSX]

What
The
Fuck???

Casio you are an odd duck