The places I'd go, the girls I'd do...

[Caruthers612]

        I was going to reply to Phantastic's reply to my enquiry about Thailand in the Random thread where it originally appeared, then realized I was about to sidetrack that thread into one about the poon of foreign lands, and that I'd better start a separate thread for that. So here it is. It's a sort of "The girls in [insert place name] are super hot and I hear they [we can't say that on television] for about the price of a happy meal" thread.
        So, to continue the Thailand theme...Yes, like many a Western slob I've long wished to overwhelm a few Thai girls with the power of my sess. The times we live in have unfortunately made many parts of the world dangerous for Americans to walk around in, though, and Southeast Asia is among them. Phantastic Sanshisan indicates that in his 'sperience, Thailand is a safe bet. In our next installment, we'll continue this theme, and move on to Latin America, Eastern Europe and whatever other violent, war-torn toilet they grow hot girls in.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Yeah man.  Plenty of the guys I'm talking about go over there repeatedly for Muay Thai training - it's a massive sub group of Thai tourism.  The most problem I'd see anyone having there as an American is drunken Brits, Aussies, and or Russians taking the piss out of, and maybe a swipe at, you.  But generally friends report that everything and everybody is mostly cool in Thailand.  Be prepared to haggle.

Amsterdam - The red light there is like a Barbie Museum of Eastern Bloc lovelies.  Saw the hottest blonde I've ever seen, and by ever, I mean ever.  This chick was unreal.  She had the look that every beauty pageant entrant prays to Satan for, regardless of race; the kind of beauty that causes instant hatred in females when encountered in real life.  Unreal levels of beauty.  The others are generally pretty hot too, but you do get variances.  Just don't go in the daytime.  It's when the museum showcases the older Barbies that the pet dog got a hold of - pock marks, missing limbs, etc.  As for the everyday regular girl, lots of beauty there, as one would expect in any European metropolitan city.  If you haven't had a Beemster sandwich in Holland, then you haven't had a Beemster sandwich.  Great Awesome city, but pricy; especially for N Americans.

Trinidad - African, Indian, Spanish, French, British, Portuguese blood running through the veins of an island can make for strange and beautiful combinations, and it does here.  It's a drinking culture that loves to party, and with a relatively large gay male community and many males in general out at sea for months at a time on oil rigs, the straight male to straight female ratio is rather comfortable.  Generally very safe if you stick to the main Port of Spain East/West corridor and/or hang with locals.  Not many tourists outside of Carnival time, but plenty of foreign visitors and expats due to the various industries there, especially oil. When last  there the exchange was $6TTD to $1USD.  HIV might be an issue, so if you aren't lucky, be safe.

Venezuela -  Scores of beauties all over the place in sun-baked hues, and in great bathing suits at the beaches and pools.  Fantastic food - Arepas (that are priced right, unlike in N. America), the best empanadas, amazing steak houses.  Was safe enough for a crime ridden city 20 years ago (Caracas & Margarita Island), but would not really consider going there today as a 1st choice destination (when there are so many to choose from).

Colombia -  A smidge less (traditionally) beautiful than Venezuelan gals, but a smidge more sultry.  Balances out IMO.  Really nice people too.  All that I have met and seen were vacationers in one country or another (From Bogota, Medellin, and Cali), so I'm not sure I'd consider heading to Colombia, especially any time soon. Tanned Sexpot Bombshells.

Poland - Only know from clubbing and strip bars, but Poland has some gorgeous babes.  Same goes for Czech Reblic, and Hungary.  I'd visit Hungary, and buy property in Poland, but have no interest in visiting the Czech Repub.

Japan - Always thought Japan had the softest beauty of the east Asian countries, and would love to go there.  Ramen, Anime, Kendo, Mishima Yukio, Sakuraba Kazushi, Gundam, Sake, and Doll-faced beauties. Sounds like heaven.  Hold the nori.

[Caruthers612]

         That was awesome, Phan, thanks for that. Yeah, Poland, man, they've got some beauties and some seriously busties. Here's a place which is chock full of insanely beautiful girls and is as safe as it gets: Canada. Yep, our friends to the north, in addition to saying "Eh?" and embodying the word cornball, feature more stunningly gorgeous babes than you can shake a donut at.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I've long wished to overwhelm a few Thai girls with the power of my sess.

Sess!
Sessuality and sessual contact with former Soviet Eastern Block Ladies would be pretty fucking great! Romanian being at the top of this General's list.

You should be awarded +75 CoastGab points for incorporating the word Sess into your post.

[Falkie2013]

I once saw a blonde on my college campus who was so damned beautiful I literally walked into an aluminum light pole because I was so busy staring at her.

The post literally rang as my head hit it. She and a campus cop came over to see if I was all right ( I wasn't. I gave myself a concussion and was out of it ).

I have this weakness for blondes but have only partook once of the charms of one in bed. Blondes seem to feel different than brunettes do as do redheads.

It's funny. All my gf's have been brunettes, except one who was an incredibly sexy redhead.

It's kind of weird. When I was young and couldn't get any, no girl would talk to me, yet when I was once married and then divorced, it seemed I was running into women who would hop into the sack with me almost immediately.

And periodically women come up to me and ask if I was in San Jose, Mtn. View or some city in the SF Bay Area and I'd have to say no. Seems like I have a double who parties a lot and is having a lot more fun than I am. That's happened 3 or 4 times now.



And speaking of Thailand, a friend of mine on another board, got sick of all the bs  in the US and moved there permanently. He loves it and says he'd never go back.

Could the earlier poster please explain what kind of sandwich he's talking about ?

Not only curious but it got me hungry as well.

When I was in Germany ages ago, they used to sell fresh marinated herring with onion sandwiches and fried herring as well in carts in the malls. Incredible flavor before we started mass polluting the oceans.

I was disturbed to read that now tuna being caught are showing up trace radiation from Fukashima in them. Government said it was " safe " to eat.

Just what I need.

Glow in the dark sandwiches ...

< grump >

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

         That was awesome, Phan, thanks for that. Yeah, Poland, man, they've got some beauties and some seriously busties. Here's a place which is chock full of insanely beautiful girls and is as safe as it gets: Canada. Yep, our friends to the north, in addition to saying "Eh?" and embodying the word cornball, feature more stunningly gorgeous babes than you can shake a donut at.

Have you ever been through Quebec?  Very scenic.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

I once saw a blonde on my college campus who was so damned beautiful I literally walked into an aluminum light pole because I was so busy staring at her.

The post literally rang as my head hit it. She and a campus cop came over to see if I was all right ( I wasn't. I gave myself a concussion and was out of it ).

I have this weakness for blondes but have only partook once of the charms of one in bed. Blondes seem to feel different than brunettes do as do redheads.

It's funny. All my gf's have been brunettes, except one who was an incredibly sexy redhead.

It's kind of weird. When I was young and couldn't get any, no girl would talk to me, yet when I was once married and then divorced, it seemed I was running into women who would hop into the sack with me almost immediately.

And periodically women come up to me and ask if I was in San Jose, Mtn. View or some city in the SF Bay Area and I'd have to say no. Seems like I have a double who parties a lot and is having a lot more fun than I am. That's happened 3 or 4 times now.



And speaking of Thailand, a friend of mine on another board, got sick of all the bs  in the US and moved there permanently. He loves it and says he'd never go back.

Could the earlier poster please explain what kind of sandwich he's talking about ?

Not only curious but it got me hungry as well.

When I was in Germany ages ago, they used to sell fresh marinated herring with onion sandwiches and fried herring as well in carts in the malls. Incredible flavor before we started mass polluting the oceans.

I was disturbed to read that now tuna being caught are showing up trace radiation from Fukashima in them. Government said it was " safe " to eat.

Just what I need.

Glow in the dark sandwiches ...

< grump >

Beemster.  It's a type of cheese from a region in Holland.  If Red Leciester, Double Gloucester, Edam, Gouda, and P. Reggiano had an orgy, the resulting offspring would be Beemster.  You can get it in N. America but, like most European "things", they don't send the really good stuff over here.

[BobGrau]

...like most European "things", they don't send the really good stuff over here.

See also:

Peirs Morgan
Simon Cowell
Beckhams
and so on...

[BobGrau]

...also Dr Crippen.

(one for the Coyle)

[Marc.Knight]

        I was going to reply to Phantastic's reply to my enquiry about Thailand in the Random thread where it originally appeared, then realized I was about to sidetrack that thread into one about the poon of foreign lands, and that I'd better start a separate thread for that. So here it is. It's a sort of "The girls in [insert place name] are super hot and I hear they [we can't say that on television] for about the price of a happy meal" thread.
        So, to continue the Thailand theme...Yes, like many a Western slob I've long wished to overwhelm a few Thai girls with the power of my sess. The times we live in have unfortunately made many parts of the world dangerous for Americans to walk around in, though, and Southeast Asia is among them. Phantastic Sanshisan indicates that in his 'sperience, Thailand is a safe bet. In our next installment, we'll continue this theme, and move on to Latin America, Eastern Europe and whatever other violent, war-torn toilet they grow hot girls in.

...Russian girls where 99% of them are smoking-hot-unbelievably-beautiful and super feminine.  (hint: Siberian ones are even better)

[Caruthers612]

...Russian girls where 99% of them are smoking-hot-unbelievably-beautiful and super feminine.  (hint: Siberian ones are even better)

          And they'll slit your throat from ear to ear for a farthing.

[Marc.Knight]

          And they'll slit your throat from ear to ear for a farthing.

...yeah, I left that minor detail out.  But, if you find the right one you will not want to come up for air for days.