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[ziznak]

What would R. Lee Ermey have to say to Private Snoory in this classic scene from Full Metal Jacket?  I'll start with the obvious.

"YOU SUCK GEORGE!!"

Full Metal Snoory concept credits go to Mel's Hole

[Juan]

"Say it, maggot.  February."

[Mels-hole1984]

"How tall are you Noory?"
"Five foot nine sir!"
"Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"


Awesome job Ziznak!

[Imconfused]

"There are no coincidences, you maggot !" :

[ItsOver]

"You can't handle pizza rolls, maggot!!!"

[Imconfused]

"If it wasn't YOU,  it must have been the ANGELS!"

"YOU MAGGOT!!!"

[Elflord]

"Release the Pizza rolls, Maggot Face"

[Mels-hole1984]

NOORY! You had best  unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[Doomed]

"Maggot! Is that yer head or is yer neck blowing a bubble?!?"

[ItsOver]

"What scum sucking portal did you crawl out of, maggot!!!"

[George Drooly]

"Do I LOOK like an angel, scumbag?!"

[stlcoastfan1985]

I can think of two scenarios-

1: Sarge: "What kind of military experience have you had soldier?"
Noory: "Well I single handidly killed a world renowned highly rated late night talk show, but other than that that's it sir!"
Sarge: "God damn soldier! That's just plain cruel!"

2: Sarge: "What in the sam-hell is that thing on your upper lip soldier?"
Noory: "That's a moustache sir!"
Sarge: "That's funny! I thought you were eating a turd!"

Thanks for the photo ziznak! Awesome job! 

"No mystery is closed to an open mind." -Tim White

[coaster]

"Whats that smell maggot"
"Could it be pizza rolls?"
Im imagining that one scene with the hooker, but Noory's playing the hooker and hes whoring himself out for pizza rolls.

[stlcoastfan1985]

Forgive my ignorance, but what is all of this obsession with Pizza Rolls? I figured it was a crack at George's weight, or did he happen to be a sponser of theirs at one time or another?

[HAL 9000]

Forgive my ignorance, but what is all of this obsession with Pizza Rolls? I figured it was a crack at George's weight, or did he happen to be a sponser of theirs at one time or another?

Consider these two sources:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg89003.html#msg89003

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3647.msg89033.html#msg89033

[stlcoastfan1985]

Wow. Well, thanks Hal. Now I know where the whole Pizza Roll running gag started. Hey by the way, I've been trying some of the C2C links from that list you posted awhile back and for some reason I keep getting a message saying that the uploader has denied permission to it. Have you redone the links somehow? My list might be messed up, but either way could you possibly direct me to that list again? Thanks alot!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

"Maggot, I served with Art Bell; I knew Art Bell; Art Bell was a friend of mine. Maggot, you are no Art Bell!"

[Sardondi]

...Noory: "Well I single handidly killed a world renowned highly rated late night talk show, but other than that that's it sir!"....

Okay, still laughing.

"Maggot, I served with Art Bell; I knew Art Bell; Art Bell was a friend of mine. Maggot, you are no Art Bell!"....

....And just when I think I think I'm through laughing, C.O.B. pulls me back in!

[thefamilyghost]

-'I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!'

-Noory reaches towards the plate of pizza rolls...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

"I came here to do two things: kick ass and eat sushi, and I'm all out of sushi!!"

[fromwomewhere outthere]

"I want some butt!"

Never mind, wrong movie......

[Alienigma]

"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a pizza roll through a garden hose."