Chris

[Morgus]

might be better to try sending a message in a bottle in the ocean to reach chris?

[MV/Liberace!]

The LEAST he could've done is say, CoastGab DOT COM   

i thought that exact same thing.  when i heard it, i was like:

[ziznak]

sounded like a regular deluded caller... let this be a lesson to any other self appointed CG spokesperson... please get some sort of support before you go out claimin this set NIGGA... MV gonna bust a cap in yo ASS!

[chris]

So...hi...I'm Chris from Ontario.
Between the phone quality and B. Wells speaking over "Matt", took me a while to decipher what was being said as "coastgab".
Anyway. Sup?

---> armchair scientist. Awesome....

[ziznak]

So...hi...I'm Chris from Ontario.
Between the phone quality and B. Wells speaking over "Matt", took me a while to decipher what was being said as "coastgab".
Anyway. Sup?

---> armchair scientist. Awesome....

OMG HE'S HERE!!! HALLELUYAH!!!  wait a minute... are you sure you're not just some "other" armchair scientist named Chris from Ontario??

say some amazing shit about gravitron engines and I'll believe you!

[coastgabisweak]

I'M CHRIS:
sorry, but i cannot answer private messages, or even respond with the same account.
whoever the ass is that moderates this site keeps banning me without a reason. all i did was post that last message.
i keep having to make new accounts just to view this thread.

say something gravametric?

i dunno...umm.... high-speed-bose-einstein-condensates make for both heavy and light travel?

"ba dum psh!"

[The General]

You sure you keep getting banned?  You pretty much have to rape somebody to get banned from this site, so I'm suspicious of that.  You sure you aren't just having password or browser problems?

[somethingelseentirely]

Well, there's something about this website that doesn't like me. If it's not a mod, then I'm sorry for the "ass" thing. This will be my final post. I'll check back later since nothing's going on here. Also, this is my first experience with this website. Kinda a turn off, gentlemens. Rectify the issue, please.

Why the hate for George btw? Art was better, I admit, because he was more concerned with getting a clear and cut answer, and details, than getting to the breaks on-time. George is no Art Bell, but why hateraid.Nory? Is he an undercover agent or something?

[Sardondi]

      I've actually never seen it. I have an allergy to anything that involves Rosie O'Donnell and or Nora Ephron. How I successfully dodged seeing that film in the summer of '93 was being vermiculate and evasive (I gotta to work/I gotta go to a wake/I feel ill, I think it's catchy/My claustrophobia is acting up/My agoraphobia is acting up/Isn't this a sequel to Joe Vs The Volcano?...

Were you married/seriously dating then? Because if you were, you did a man's job at avoiding going to see it. I on the other hand was, and was told in no uncertain terms attendance was part of my marital duties. It wasn't bad, has now become more or less a cultural touchstone one needs to be familiar with, and was before the time Rosie decided it was her goddess-given right to inflict both every excruciating detail of her personal life and her opinion on America.

....George is no Art Bell, but why hateraid.Nory? Is he an undercover agent or something?

No. The problem is he is 100% George Noory.

[Eddie Coyle]

Were you married/seriously dating then? Because if you were, you did a man's job at avoiding going to see it. I on the other hand was, and was told in no uncertain terms attendance was part of my marital duties. It wasn't bad, has now become more a less a cultural touchstone one needs to be familiar with, and was before the time Rosie decided it was her goddess-given right to inflict both every excruciating detail of her personal life and her opinion on America.

If my memory serves me well, Sleepless was released nationally on Friday, June 25, 1993. Perhaps it is not coincidence that the girl I started going out with in November, 1992...well, we split up in July, 1993. Perhaps my recalcitrant attitude towards seeing Sleepless was a final nail in that relationship's coffin after 244 days. Yeah, that's the ticket! I also worked ungodly hours back then, giving me an excuse to not do anything(that I didn't want to)

       Longing for times gone by: I remember when Rosie was just another "asexual" fledgling stand up comic in a sweater vest, ala Paula Poundstone/Ellen DeGeneres, and a VH1 "veejay" when they tortured us with Anita Baker and Michael Bolton videos, not Dr Drew and Basketball Wives. The dreck of 1989 was better than the dreck of 2012.

*** If a thread ever deserved to be jacked, this is the one. So no apologies forthcoming for my discursive flights here.

[ChewMouse]

I'M CHRIS:
sorry, but i cannot answer private messages, or even respond with the same account.
whoever the ass is that moderates this site keeps banning me without a reason. all i did was post that last message.
i keep having to make new accounts just to view this thread.

say something gravametric?

i dunno...umm.... high-speed-bose-einstein-condensates make for both heavy and light travel?

"ba dum psh!"

Well, there's something about this website that doesn't like me. If it's not a mod, then I'm sorry for the "ass" thing. This will be my final post. I'll check back later since nothing's going on here. Also, this is my first experience with this website. Kinda a turn off, gentlemens. Rectify the issue, please.

Why the hate for George btw? Art was better, I admit, because he was more concerned with getting a clear and cut answer, and details, than getting to the breaks on-time. George is no Art Bell, but why hateraid.Nory? Is he an undercover agent or something?

Hello, CLEO.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'M CHRIS:
sorry, but i cannot answer private messages, or even respond with the same account.
whoever the ass is that moderates this site keeps banning me without a reason. all i did was post that last message.
i keep having to make new accounts just to view this thread.

say something gravametric?

i dunno...umm.... high-speed-bose-einstein-condensates make for both heavy and light travel?

"ba dum psh!"

you weren't banned.  of this, you can be sure.  either you are using an ip address shared by someone who is banned, or you have been flagged in some other way.  the whole thing is automated.  if you think i have time to sit around banning people randomly, think again.  what other accounts did you have to create?  i'll figure out why you're having the problem.

[MV/Liberace!]

correction:  you're being flagged because the forum software thinks you are a banned user named widget. 


and with good reason.

[Pragmier]

The plot thickens! 

[Morgus]

So this thread appears to have attracted an old troll now using multiple new alias accounts?
Makes sense - that isn't the real 'Chris' - its just one of Noory's agents trying to infiltrate the 'haters' 

[Sardondi]

correction:  you're being flagged because the forum software thinks you are a banned user named widget. 

and with good reason.

♫Widget got cau-aaaught! Widget got cau-aaaught!♪

You know, photo ID would go a long way to preventing this kind of fraud! 

[ziznak]

wait... so this means we'll never know about the damn gravitron engines? 
slimy bastard... giving me false hope that a cutting edge technology was just waiting to be unveiled here on Coastgab...
Just curious, and a bit lazy, wtf did widget get his ass banned for in the first place?? I posted a graphic depiction of Richard Hoagland giving Mike Bara the ol' salami slapper and all that happened was the pic was removed... arts_farts drew gentile genitals just the other day, no problem there...
I wanna know... who exactly did Widget rape to get banned in the first place???

EDIT: ah nevermind I looked up his last few posts

[Pragmier]

You know, photo ID would go a long way to preventing this kind of fraud! 

Very good!

[McPhallus]

       Longing for times gone by: I remember when Rosie was just another "asexual" fledgling stand up comic in a sweater vest, ala Paula Poundstone/Ellen DeGeneres, and a VH1 "veejay" when they tortured us with Anita Baker and Michael Bolton videos, not Dr Drew and Basketball Wives. The dreck of 1989 was better than the dreck of 2012.

*** If a thread ever deserved to be jacked, this is the one. So no apologies forthcoming for my discursive flights here.

I remember her from the early 90s, when she starred in that POS baseball movie about an all-female team and couldn't go 12 minutes without mentioning she was friends with Madonna.

[McPhallus]

I heard Chris/Widget is gay.

[Eddie Coyle]

I remember her from the early 90s, when she starred in that POS baseball movie about an all-female team and couldn't go 12 minutes without mentioning she was friends with Madonna.

       Ugh, the "friends of Madonna" crowd, the most masculine women and feminine men, all attention whore creeps. Fruits.

            Widget could be a friend of Madonna. Strike a pose!

[BobGrau]

♫Widget got cau-aaaught! Widget got cau-aaaught!♪

You know, photo ID would go a long way to preventing this kind of fraud! 

Some sort of TSA-style gropedown at the door would be nice.

[b_dubb]

and suddenly "chris" is synonmous with "asshat" within the CoastGab lexicon

[Sardondi]

       Ugh, the "friends of Madonna" crowd, the most masculine women and feminine men, all attention whore creeps. Fruits.

            Widget could be a friend of Madonna. Strike a pose!

Hmmm. Consider some of Madonna's well-known buddies. From the femalia, Rosie and Sandra Bernhard (ex?). Male - Rupert Everett and Elton John (ex). It seems there is a trend in Madonna's choice of friends. The men aren't just gay, they're uber flamers. The women aren't just lesbians, they very likely have a penis* (eh, Sandra?). The men are so effeminate, and women so harsh and unfeminine, that they don't just meet in the middle of a linear sexuality continuum; they keep on going past each other until they take the starting places of the friends of the opposite sex. The question is, where did Widget start?




* No, Lady Gaga is not a FOM, therefore the "penis" she worked so hard to display doesn't count.

[Pragmier]

What a fun time Guy Ritchie's friends and her friends must have had.

[ItsOver]

and suddenly "chris" is synonmous with "asshat" within the CoastGab lexicon

... as in, Noory is a Chris. 

[Sardondi]

What a fun time Guy Ritchie's friends and her friends must have had.

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! Can you imagine?! Pub-crawling brawlers meet....whatever. 

[MV/Liberace!]

I wanna know... who exactly did Widget rape to get banned in the first place???

EDIT: ah nevermind I looked up his last few posts

yup, that's all it takes... a gander at his final posts. 


for whatever reason, widget declared himself resident buzzkill/copyright enforcer. 


some people have a way of leaving a stench behind with every thread they touch.

[BobGrau]

I notice someone called 'gadget' has been posting similar pleas for sanity on Funklbaldy's guest book.

[Juan]

For some reason, I'm uncomfortable with the idea of sanity being associated with Coast to Coast AM.  We don't listen for sanity.