Whats Wrong With This Chick?

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Shmeh.  It's kind of like the old saying: just because you're the hottest waitress at the Denny's, it doesn't make you attractive.  This chick has a broke face to my eyes.

With ya on that one. She's barely making the Denny's mark with the full arsenal of tools to boot.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Was and is super hot, even though she has a little bit of the younger Ralph Macchio thing going on.

[BigDave]

With ya on that one. She's barely making the Denny's mark with the full arsenal of tools to boot.

Wow,y'all are hard to please! Most guys would go after somebody that looked like SE Cupp in a New York minute

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Wow,y'all are hard to please! Most guys would go after somebody that looked like SE Cupp in a New York minute

She's a classic middling cow being made to appear pretty and ending up a prize cow.  She would have been hotter 50 or more years ago.  In this day and age, 3's can appear to become 7's - don't be fooled.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Was hot then, but not so much now...

[BigDave]

Was hot then, but not so much now...

Farrah was much hotter in 77

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Amazing back then.  Stayed hot.

Still Hot..... Ultimate Koog material

   

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Farrah was much hotter in 77

Fair Point, but she didn't have the look I liked in Blondes in the 70's.  For the kind of look she was rockin', she was too Hollywood and not enough San Diego.  But she was hot, and her nipples were like an inch to an inch and half long.  That a point to a point and a half right there.

[Caruthers612]

Farrah was much hotter in 77

       Bosley had my number.

[ziznak]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/porn-stars-without-make-up_n_3379731.html

[West of the Rockies]

Just looked at Ziznak's link... damn, we men are easily bamboozled.  Those photos remind me of that famous Rita Hayworth quote:  "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me." 

I wonder if there's a series of photos of Hollywood's leading men sans make-up.  Are women so easily fooled?  (Well, probably not by a man's appearance but perhaps by his stupid cell phone, car, and such.)

[ziznak]

one thing i noticed... eye makeup, eye makeup, eye makeup.  It changes so much!!

I'll never fap to christy mack the same way again... DAMN YOU HUFFPOST!!!!

[Chine]

Was and is super hot, even though she has a little bit of the younger Ralph Macchio thing going on.

Hahaha. Nena from 99 Luftballoons. You guys are hilarious on this thread.

[West of the Rockies]

I don't know, Area51... I think the woman in photo #1 looks pretty natural and attractive.  Hell, if we men keep looking for the woman in #3, that puts a lot of pressure on us to try to present a similar level of perfection, doesn't it?  Will women hate me if I put on three pounds or my hair is a bit mussed or I have a minor blemish on my chin?  Do I have to be dressed in a white dinner jacket (a la 007) constantly?  Do I have to have the very latest cell phone and a $70,000 car? 

I think there's something to be said for a comfortable old tee-shirt, sooty soles, coffee breath -- and someone loving you anyway.

[area51drone]

I don't know, Area51... I think the woman in photo #1 looks pretty natural and attractive.  Hell, if we men keep looking for the woman in #3, that puts a lot of pressure on us to try to present a similar level of perfection, doesn't it?  Will women hate me if I put on three pounds or my hair is a bit mussed or I have a minor blemish on my chin?  Do I have to be dressed in a white dinner jacket (a la 007) constantly?  Do I have to have the very latest cell phone and a $70,000 car? 

I think there's something to be said for a comfortable old tee-shirt, sooty soles, coffee breath -- and someone loving you anyway.

A checking account with $100,000 in it will make most women's hearts pitter patter, sadly.  But equally sad, I'd rather see hot women than fugly ones.   I'm not saying that girl is ugly in #1 by any means, and if you saw her in interviews she's really normal and very cute.   I just don't have a problem with a magazine trying to make her look better.   She looks great in #2 as well, even though that is faked up considering she's wearing 2 lbs of makeup and the hair weave. 

I'm fortunate that I have a beautiful wife who doesn't even need makeup.   She's not extremely thin like a model, she's just regular HWP.   I'm the one who could stand to lose a few pounds, but that's just because she's a great cook too, I work long long hours at our business and eat/drink like shit.    I am not necessarily turning any heads right now, but my family is happy and we're living life.   I know my wife wants me to be in better shape just for my health, and I tell my son bug me when he notices me eating something unhealthy.

But hey, nothing wrong with beautiful women - or men for that matter!   I surely don't want to see this when I open up any number of male focused magazines:

[Chine]

Oh yes..beauty or that which is sexy is really layered in many facets. I understand and can appreciate the beauty in both pics. So much psychology behind it.Photoshop is artistry to create an image, esp for marketing. But, there are black and white fine art photos of women in their 70s that are divine and beautiful too. I attended an exhibit - Herb Ritts : LA Style. He was an icon of stamping the look. He's behind many iconic celebrity shots. Videos (Chris Issak's Wicked Games). Yet, I can appreciate those exposures of hefty souls that radiate in, say...an elderly woman in a 2.00 torn coat, seated alone on a curb. There's a powerful, interesting book by Nancy Friday 'The Power of Beauty'. In it, for example, she examines subtlety in children responding to angles in faces. It's worth reading. Hell, I love the art in anything. Even car design and engineering.

My husband looks his best with scruffy bed head hair and tattered jeans.

[gbneely]

[ziznak]

whoa she cleans up crazy nice!!  really though shes off the charts on the fappability scale regardless of makeup and shit.  I'm sure that just like any other human she has her unflattering moments.  I've recently figured out that for me even just a touch of eyeshadow/liner can be the difference between "oh hai baby you hungry?" and "GET IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM IM HOOOONNGREEEE"

oh and in regards to Yolandi.  I'd still drop one on her... Die Antwoods actually a concept act.  If you look at their history you'll find it very interesting.  The lyrical style that focuses on how great they are is really just a regurgitation of early rap.  All the old rappers just talked about how great they are.  It's not that it isn't still done it's just that in the beginning thats all there was.

[Juan]

What's wrong with her? Scientologist.

[gbneely]

What's wrong with her? Scientologist.

Well, I'd be willing to hear her out on that.

[The General]

Find something wrong with this woman. I dare you.

I can't.

[FallenSeraph]

I've had incredibly hot sex with women who wear nerd glasses. You take off their glasses and they go crazy for some reason. Maybe it's like Clark Kent when he takes off the glasses and turns into Superman.

I'm uncomfortable.

[analog kid]

I can't.

Haha!

[area51drone]

Sorry ladies, most of you are NOT hot without your make up.  Including these nasties.   Let's just be honest here.  9 times out of 10, if you aren't wearing makeup, I just want to see your tits.  10 times out of 10, I just want to see your tits.  Unless you're ugly, then only Jazmunda wants to see your tits.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2552799/Scarlett-Johansson-Kate-Winslet-look-marvelous-make-free-Vanity-Fairs-Hollywood-issue.html

for the forseeable future, I will try to always reference Jazmunda because he truly reads EVERY thread on this board

[area51drone]

I can't.

Her shirt isn't off.  That's a major problem.  Jazmunda would agree with me.

[Yorkshire pud]

Sorry ladies, most of you are NOT hot without your make up.  Including these nasties. 

Wow: How are you defining hot? Do you mean sexy or do you mean simply glamorous and made up? I have known and know women who can stop a room who aren't what the glossies and the tabloids would call 'hot' but are sexy as they come; The way they carry themselves, the smile, the fluttering eye lashes, ingredient X, whatever it is. There is this unfortunate and deeply misleading perception that women have to be perfect. Flawless skin, perfect bone structure, ideal body and pert sky facing tits are the only things to aspire to-in western culture that is. In the far east it's different.

[Juan]

I like the way those two look without makeup.  Like real women.

[area51drone]

My wife without makeup is 10x better looking than either of those two.   I'm saying if you don't have it, then fucking wear makeup.    The pictures I linked to were not flattering IMO.   Sorry, it's just the truth.  Makeup was created for a reason.   In the three picture set that I posted above, you don't agree she looks better in #2 and #3 than in #1?


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[Yorkshire pud]

My wife without makeup is 10x better looking than either of those two.   I'm saying if you don't have it, then fucking wear makeup.    The pictures I linked to were not flattering IMO.   Sorry, it's just the truth.  Makeup was created for a reason.

Make up (as opposed to ancient war paint) was created by the Egyptians and worn by men as well as women. Who 'has it' is entirely a matter of opinion and subjective. Would your beautiful wife be beautiful if she was disfigured? If not, why not?

[area51drone]

Make up (as opposed to ancient war paint) was created by the Egyptians and worn by men as well as women. Who 'has it' is entirely a matter of opinion and subjective. Would your beautiful wife be beautiful if she was disfigured? If not, why not?

Yes of course she'd be beautiful to me but that's because I love who she is not just her beauty.   Hey if someone wants to enjoy their fugly wife, then by all means, more power to them.  I'm just saying girls, if you want to look better, use makeup.


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