Should they change the name of the show?

[Optiflex]

After listening to the most unpsychic, psychic I had ever heard simply use power of positive thinking and lots of Tony Robbins phrases as his answers and claim unnamed "guides" were giving him these ideas, instead of the dozen or so books he actually checked out the library back in the 80's, I was waiting to hgearwhat hewas selling.....tapes., lectures, classes , books..and then several shill callers called up to tell him how profound he was..I got a idea from the nether!

Shouldn't they rename this show the Paranormal Home Shopping Network? It really is becoming that. These people aren't "guests". Guests don't pay to be interviewed. This is simply a featured sales infomercial for anything weird.

[ziznak]

You have a point.  It definitely seems like we're getting more snake-oil salesmen than real guests that actually just want to tell a story or explain a theory.  Not sure how you could prove if there's some sort of pay to play going on behind the scenes though.   

[Eddie Coyle]

            Premier Presents:
          The Hindenburg of Radio starring George Noory and featuring the George Noory Players.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

The George Noory Show featuring George Noory, with special appearances by George Noory and valuable insight provided by George Noory.

or Turmeric Radio Theatre.

George Noory is to Art Bell as Melissa Scott is to Gene Scott.

[Marc.Knight]

As a response to Ground Zero Noory will rename it "Ground Up".

Other possibilities:

Night Flatulence
Night of the Living Noory
Mystery Science Theater 3000 BC
Hoax to Hoax AM
Boast to Boast AM
Art is Never Coming Back AM, Ever
Infinite Suck-Ass Radio

[Optiflex]

The build up to the guest was unbelievable you're not going to want to miss this story!

So I had a choice George, become a rock star...which I found boring, or go up on my roof and ask the universe to endow me. I didn't believe any of that, but lying up on that roof, as the microdot started to take effect...something happened!

The next thing I know I can quote spirituality books, AA books, cook books ..you name it! But honestly, I didn't read any of them..it just comes to me from these unnamed guides!

You take a few things here and there and switch them around, he basically told Jay Leno's story. No honest, I never listen to Howard Stern, it's just amazing synchronicity that what ever he does, I do a week later.

[ACE of CLUBS]

A dullard's delight ......... Simple George on a Friday night.


New name for the show...... 'A Waste of Time'

[Sardondi]

"CretinToCretinAM"

[Gassy Man]

Here are some possible titles, based on actual titles with a sci-fi or paranormal theme since George Noory is not too original:

Voyage to the Bottom of the Ratings
Dr. Clue(less)
Lost in Place
Get Smart (I know it's the same title, but this time it's not ironic.)
Land of the Lost (See above)
The Mild, Mild West
One Step Beyond Good Taste . . . and Common Sense
The Twilight Drone (or Groan)
Trite Gallery

and the tagline could be:

It's Slightly Better Than Dead Air . . . Some of the Time . . . with George Noory.

[Optiflex]

Last nights guest was another incredibly profound guy. Basically he's hawking a conspiracy that involves the left, the right, the Saudi's and the people we're blaming it on. You'd need both political sides, 100 Saudi's not to blab, and the wrongfully accused to gleefully accept blame to pull this off. Basically, he's claiming more people are involved in this conspiracy than aren't.

How do you win against a conspiracy that might even include your grandmother?

All of this is detailed in...HIS LATEST BOOK of course.

[SheilaVG]

I agree with your underlying point that the show, though it had a streak of really unique and interesting shows, is going back to it's old ways.  I mean it is so predictable what they will talk about, never mind when they will talk to Misch Batros or one of the other guests that comes on and only is allowed to talk for 2 minutes, they might as well just make sup a schedule so we know Monday is UFO day, Tuesday is weird germs and illnesses day, etc.

After listening to the most unpsychic, psychic I had ever heard simply use power of positive thinking and lots of Tony Robbins phrases as his answers and claim unnamed "guides" were giving him these ideas, instead of the dozen or so books he actually checked out the library back in the 80's, I was waiting to hgearwhat hewas selling.....tapes., lectures, classes , books..and then several shill callers called up to tell him how profound he was..I got a idea from the nether!

Shouldn't they rename this show the Paranormal Home Shopping Network? It really is becoming that. These people aren't "guests". Guests don't pay to be interviewed. This is simply a featured sales infomercial for anything weird.

[ziznak]

Tonight's show looks interesting.  Of course it's being hosted by Ian "look at me on twitter" Punnett.  It's true though this last week we've had quite a few stinkers.

[Starbreaker]

I just glossed over the last week of the show judging by the descriptions. They should call it:

2012 Ascension Show: Something Might Happen (Or Not)

[Falkie2013]

Change it to Super Prostate Show because every time you listen to him, you lie down and fall asleep.

Last night Snoory asked his guest if it's possible for your mind to blow up from too much information.

What an idiot !

[Morgus]

How about "The Turmeric Variety Show" ?

[Morgus]

Last night Snoory asked his guest if it's possible for your mind to blow up from too much information.
What an idiot !

That is possible for Noory since he has such a small mind - not much room for new information, thats why he always forgets it all the next time the same guest is on again.

[PB the Deplorable]

Shit on a Stick, with George Noory

[Ipokesmot]

"Noory's Suck Fest" - brought to you by the shitty book of the night.