George Noory photoshop gallery

[BellBoy]

Is that like pork brains and gizzards?

That would imply that brains, of any kind, reside in his head.

[pate]

I think he was drunk, but still sexy when his ParaNamDate full phote-id.  Nefermyned, the sub-gayuness(sp, jayneunyes:"?)

Ahmaizing!
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[ziznak]

I found jorch's latest ID card... it even mentions the nashty stuff him and tommy do in the seven eleven parking lot... scary

[ziznak]

the statue of illiteracy

[pate]

"Are yew feeling sluggish?"

[Ciardelo]

Can somebody fix this up? I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Jorch and Tommy doing some kind of event or contest or something.

[BellBoy]

the statue of illiteracy

OK, that one genuinely made me laugh.

[ziznak]

rigorous show prep regimen

[pate]

rigorous show prep regimen

I think you should throw in a caption.

"Just checking to see if they are mean babies"

Or properly mush-mouthed Noorisms to that effect.

maybe Tommee saying "Nothing to see here..."

[ziznak]

"gee tommy... whish wun yew fink is gunnah screeeam loudescht?"

[Ciardelo]

"gee tommy... whish wun yew fink is gunnah screeeam loudescht?"

Beautiful! Tank Yeww!

[Faustina]

Lol.

[Crapphazzard]

Don't ask

[UFQuack]

Somewhere out there in an equally smelly alternate universe such as this one...

Greg Nowell is a late night talk show host who tackles controversial subjects, his show is called Night Talk with Greg Nowell and is carried nationwide on digital AM radio which that universe was smart enough to work out, they also have hoverboards that don't catch fire and actually can hover at least an inch above the ground but that's beside the point, but they also happen to have a "Greg Nowell Sucks" page on this same forum which exists exactly as it does here in multiple universes with the exception of the universe where George Noory doesn't exist because he is the anti-particle to Greg Nowell who actually does a slightly better show although that's not saying much, but at least he's open to finding new guests who actually are controversial and who aren't just the routine regulars. You may be surprised to learn that Greg Nowell also fancies himself quite the author and novel writer, his new book, soon to be released, is about the fictional character called George Noory who is sort of a combo- radio host and part-time time traveler (or is that the other way around?) who travels through time routinely burning his tongue on past, present, and future snacks, readers will also be astounded to find out that this is not just due to the invention of the microwave oven!



Greg Nowell's resemblence to the comic book hero Dick Tracy is a superficial resemblence but curiously enough that is Dick Tracy's radio watch.

[ziznak]

Somewhere out there in an equally smelly alternate universe such as this one...

Greg Nowell is a late night talk show host who tackles controversial subjects, his show is called Night Talk with Greg Nowell and is carried nationwide on digital AM radio which that universe was smart enough to work out, they also have hoverboards that don't catch fire and actually can hover at least an inch above the ground but that's beside the point, but they also happen to have a "Greg Nowell Sucks" page on this same forum which exists exactly as it does here in multiple universes with the exception of the universe where George Noory doesn't exist because he is the anti-particle to Greg Nowell who actually does a slightly better show although that's not saying much, but at least he's open to finding new guests who actually are controversial and who aren't just the routine regulars. You may be surprised to learn that Greg Nowell also fancies himself quite the author and novel writer, his new book, soon to be released, is about the fictional character called George Noory who is sort of a combo- radio host and part-time time traveler (or is that the other way around?) who travels through time routinely burning his tongue on past, present, and future snacks, readers will also be astounded to find out that this is not just due to the invention of the microwave oven!



Greg Nowell's resemblence to the comic book hero Dick Tracy is a superficial resemblence but curiously enough that is Dick Tracy's radio watch.

damn good job there... he looks so serious!

[albrecht]

Somewhere out there in an equally smelly alternate universe such as this one...

Greg Nowell is a late night talk show host who tackles controversial subjects, his show is called Night Talk with Greg Nowell and is carried nationwide on digital AM radio which that universe was smart enough to work out, they also have hoverboards that don't catch fire and actually can hover at least an inch above the ground but that's beside the point, but they also happen to have a "Greg Nowell Sucks" page on this same forum which exists exactly as it does here in multiple universes with the exception of the universe where George Noory doesn't exist because he is the anti-particle to Greg Nowell who actually does a slightly better show although that's not saying much, but at least he's open to finding new guests who actually are controversial and who aren't just the routine regulars. You may be surprised to learn that Greg Nowell also fancies himself quite the author and novel writer, his new book, soon to be released, is about the fictional character called George Noory who is sort of a combo- radio host and part-time time traveler (or is that the other way around?) who travels through time routinely burning his tongue on past, present, and future snacks, readers will also be astounded to find out that this is not just due to the invention of the microwave oven!



Greg Nowell's resemblence to the comic book hero Dick Tracy is a superficial resemblence but curiously enough that is Dick Tracy's radio watch.

Great job, I wonder if his watch is not a Dick Tracy-style watch but something more modified by RCH to tune in at 19.5 so he can communicate with his future self as radio host Dexter Monterrey!?

[UFQuack]

damn good job there... he looks so serious!

Thanks, he is serious. I think it's the suave thin-line mustache. Haha

He makes a good statue of liberty as well.

[UFQuack]

Great job, I wonder if his watch is not a Dick Tracy-style watch but something more modified by RCH to tune in at 19.5 so he can communicate with his future self as radio host Dexter Monterrey!?

Thanks, good point, I forgot about Dexter Monterrey, the Noory lore is growing...unfortunately, but you can't exactly call it fan fiction!

[TheSheriff]

The Thriller himself

[ziznak]

lol I just noticed the thriller pic niiice... here's my latest...
the most boring man in the world:

[UFQuack]

[GravitySucks]

Dave was a mean baby

[UFQuack]

"I'm Falter Crashkite and dat's duh news Dursday, May 12, 1966 cause dat's dah way dah cookie crumbles ha cha cha cha cha!"

[PB the Deplorable]

"I'm Falter Crashkite and dat's duh news Dursday, May 12, 1966 cause dat's dah way dah cookie crumbles ha cha cha cha cha!"

Isn't that Rickard C in the background?

[UFQuack]

Isn't that Rickard C in the background?

Oh yeah, I forgot about him, he's easily forgettable, here's the orig photo, I sort of blocked those guys out.

[UFQuack]

I'd like to make a toast to all our favorite frenemy Jorch Noory. Consider it a virtual toast if you will, and instead of saluting with drink I will instead present a picture. And now the toast:

Here's to Jorch's eternal unpreparedness as an interviewer...

Here's to him asking the easy generic questions...

Here's to him not doing much research into the topics of show which would allow the necessary depth in their treatment...
And with that said, here's to his disrespect for the topics of the show...

Here's to him pretending to be a paranormal expert/abduction/UFO authority or whatnot...

Here's to him not reading his guests books..
And that said, here's to him pushing his own crummy books (ghost written or otherwise)...
And also, here's to him using and abusing the format of the show as a way to socialize, feast, collect a paycheck, including hanging on to the job for too many years while cheating some more deserving host out of the spot, as well as using the show as a launch pad for his own entrepreneurial ventures (ie. paranormal date, advertisements pushing health products, etc) instead of putting the quality of the show first...

I've tried to say a lot but I know I'm leaving out a lot of other things that many others here have said much better than I could say, but rather than list everything we know to be true about him, let us just acknowledge the problem symbolically by simply saying that JORCH IS FULL OF BEANS!!!

And now, with apologies to the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia, I present to you the logo and picture of Jorch Valdez, the man who is full of beans:

Click to size:

[UFQuack]

I thought I'd post the punch and kick dummy again, just in case anyone wants to work out frustrations:

[ziznak]

great stuff right there... i was just listeneeeen to Jorch's latest w mr Cremo and this stupid gorilla story is all the rage.  might have to ps something with that theme. 

[UFQuack]

[UFQuack]

Clip from No Country For Old Jorch



Here he is holding up his deadly "air compressor" microphone which he inflicts on his listeners/victims.