George Noory photoshop gallery

[ziznak]

His eyes, eyebrows, mustache and nose...  And the Sacred iHeart of the immaculate radio reception...

I used to remove rock stars' fat from photos for catalogs, Chris Squire once thanked me for removing his "jowls."  I also removed all the security cameras from catalog photos of my company's factory so no one would get any "Mission Impossible" ideas...   :


Oh, and I brought BellGab the "Snoory Suit."

you've scarred us for life

[Sean92008]

you've scarred us for life

Time to rip that wound open.

Last night (8/25-26) with Robbins talking about all his drama severely ruined a project I was working on.  So much so, I couldn't go back to it!  In its place, I decided to take on Dave's Paranormal Date...

There are NO coincidences!

[BellBoy]

I was bored the other night and my mind turned to Rockstar Dave...

[Sean92008]

Eh, this one was "ruined" by that Peter Robbins appearance on MitD. 

I am not proud of it but, as it is an archive of Dave's past hairstyles, lifestyles and weight, it needs to be saved for the ages.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Sean92008 ....... you're a 'bad dude' ........
Disturbing and hilarious!
I'll be going to the walk in clinic tomorrow to have those images removed from my frontal lobe ...... hoping they don't use electricity again .....

[Sean92008]

Sean92008 ....... you're a 'bad dude' ........
Disturbing and hilarious!
I'll be going to the walk in clinic tomorrow to have those images removed from my frontal lobe ...... hoping they don't use electricity again .....

Maybe Miss Garr or Mr. Schraeder can lay hands on you and pray for your recovery.  Whenever they've hosted C2C, they always seem to be uber-religious  :

[Sean92008]

Inspired by BellBoy.

Reading "Rockstar Dave" prompted a memory. 

I pulled this out of my ass, gave it a vinegar rinse and it's clean enough to eat off of!

[pate]

Inspired by BellBoy.

Reading "Rockstar Dave" prompted a memory. 

I pulled this out of my ass, gave it a vinegar rinse and it's clean enough to eat off of!

"While I Mispronounce Every Word" was probably my favorite from that album.

[Dark Splatter]

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[Sean92008]

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All hail HypnoToad! 

All hail Super Noorio Brothers!

[Sean92008]

So...  Now that Ashley Madison is having problems, I needed a place to get my girls from.  I caved-in.  I went online to Para-abnormal Dating because Dave endorses it and I thought that I could pound a message of "Art Bell Rules" into some girl with benefits...

After enrolling, I had many girls hot on my trail.  One offered to blow me because she's really good at it.  In fact, she said it was her profession.  I thought "Great" and got myself really excited.  I hurriedly asked for more photos because I really wanted to get myself worked up even more while anticipating our first time together. 

One of the photos I recieved must have been a mistake, so I asked for more...  This is what it looked like:

[ziznak]

nice job guys!! fresh meat !!

[Wisecracker]

George 'The Ghoul' Noory

[ziznak]

that's kinda creepy man.


oh hey since most people in here have a thing for making fun of jorch.... here's the official bellgab "eddie-dean" endorsed jorch noory soundboard link.  I'm trying to make it available for all to enjoy... making your own skits talking to jorch, prank calling your mom with it, ya know?... the little things in life that make it that much more fun to be alive!!  I'll be randomly throwing the link in a post here and there so as not to be perceived as a "spammer" but... that soundboard was the brainchild of a few bellgabbers and I'm just so proud to see it all grown up and on thuh radiuewww.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/golemsoundboard

eddie dean is not responsible for anything that happens to your mothers...the jorch noory soundboard is in no way affiliated with bellgab.com.  some of the views expressed on the jorch noory soundboard are stupid.  if you are allergic to stupid, or pregnant, please, refrain from using the jorch noory soundboard.  Some of the side effects of using the jorch noory soundboard are ,nausea, flatulence, forked tongue syndrome, pizza-rolla-phobia, homosexuality, anal warts and death.  Please consult a 9mm. before using the jorch noory soundboard. 

[ziznak]

[Dark Splatter]

So...  Now that Ashley Madison is having problems, I needed a place to get my girls from.  I caved-in.  I went online to Para-abnormal Dating because Dave endorses it and I thought that I could pound a message of "Art Bell Rules" into some girl with benefits...

After enrolling, I had many girls hot on my trail.  One offered to blow me because she's really good at it.  In fact, she said it was her profession.  I thought "Great" and got myself really excited.  I hurriedly asked for more photos because I really wanted to get myself worked up even more while anticipating our first time together. 

One of the photos I recieved must have been a mistake, so I asked for more...  This is what it looked like:

hahaha this should be on the first page of paranormaldate.com as a warning to what you are getting into. Good job!

[mcribwich]

Best photoshop ever!

[jstrummer78]

Pragmeer- Post #23- I just started looking at the thread. I have seldom laughed so hard. IMO, you do a disservice to our beloved Curly. Curly had more honor, intelligence, talent and showmanship at his disposal in a minute than Noory will have in his entire life span.  JS

[jstrummer78]

Folks, I have not laughed this hard in a very, very long time. You are very talented people, the humor is so wickedly funny because it is based in truth.  It took a lot to drive me away from CTC, but Snoory accomplished it in about 6 weeks. Thankfully, Art is back with us.

[Sean92008]

Some girls give me money, some girls give me clothes
Some girls give me herpes, and something else I don't even know...


(paraphrased) Rolling Stones.

[Dark Splatter]

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[Crapphazzard]

joory snorch derailing radio 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Ah jeez you guys!!!  It's a great idea but I think the legal implications would most surely prevent it.  The Jorch and Tommy characters could probly find their way onto some merch for the site.  I would suggest you get yourself that copyright first PB!

Now a line of pizza rolls could be fun... hook them up like that toast art that people do.  Then again, who would want to eat a pizza roll with Georges face burnt into it?

I'll bet Snoory himself would eat them. Hell he'd probably mention them on his show... er, maybe not 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

BLAH HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dave Fuck-A-Duck Snoory

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Yeah, I'm not quite sure I can explain any of what I did, TBH.  I watched a bunch of David Lynch shorts before powering up GIMP, probably not the wisest idea in retrospect.

Hey, another GIMP user   Kudos OldTimeRadio. As powerful as Adobe's product w/ the right extensions/plugins, and freeware too. InkScape is also awesome if you're doing SVG.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

thanks zeebo



This is what it's like in Jorch's mind as he hosts the show while half asleep.

Isn't he always half asleep ?    ?

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Busted!  El Federales caught their man!!!  Guilty of pandering, collusion, distribution of Carnivora and selling out.

And soliciting, propositioning Mexican transgender prostitutes

[PB the Deplorable]

Isn't he always half asleep ?    ?

Of course not.

Quite often he's fully asleep

[Crapphazzard]

Snoory Mcilroy 

[ACE of CLUBS]

BLAH HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dave Fuck-A-Duck Snoory

Fuckin' brutal .......