the Fucking Olympics

[ziznak]

I was much younger then.  In time I've been able to repress the experience mostly... although it can still come back and haunt me from time to time.  These days I just don't look for things like I did when I was younger... probly has a lot to do with the fact that I'm not running around with a full on boner 24/7 looking for anything with a pulse and a vagina... but I digress...

fucking olympics

[Zircon]

I appreciate an honest man. Even "Johnson" has gained maturity. Good Hunting!

[McPhallus]

No it was all the same lady... I thought it was a hot chick cause from the back and many feet away she looked like she was hot... then she turned around after I was up close and POOF... transformer!!  She turned out to be this nasty crack hag.

I'd feel bad for her/him/it.  They can't even get a job at Chick-fil-gAy.

[Zircon]

Perhaps her/it could carry a placard stating, "See what happens when you eat too much beef".

[ziznak]

back on topic right?
http://www.mademan.com/gallery/the-20-hottest-olympians-of-london-2012/
http://www.mademan.com/gallery/21-more-hot-olympians-of-london-2012/

[CoastCanuck]

I'm going to predict that China will win the medals count competition.

I don't think there's any way the leading country can change anymore.  Thankfully, my prediction was wrong.  Congrats to USA.

[Ben Shockley]

why is the thing even done any more?  It's all a techno / steroid fest wrapped up in marketing.

When I was a kid, it seemed to be really special, then the Israelis got killed in Muenchen, and then it seemed to get really uptight for a few years, then fell apart into marketing.

[b_dubb]

who's this skank butchering Queen? ugh.  she's no Freddie Mercury.  terrible.  someone turn off her mic

[Zircon]

Fuck !!! I'm I ever fucking glad these fucking Olympics are fucking over. What a fucking waste of my fucking time with all of the superfluous fucking horseshit they fucking aired. Other than fucking basketball, track, swimming, gymnastics and tits/ass beach volleyball it is all a fucking waste.Fuck !!! Am I ever fucking glad this fucking shit is over !!!

[Eddie Coyle]

why is the thing even done any more?  It's all a techno / steroid fest wrapped up in marketing.

When I was a kid, it seemed to be really special, then the Israelis got killed in Muenchen, and then it seemed to get really uptight for a few years, then fell apart into marketing.

   I loved the 1980 Summer Olympics. I wish that was more common. The '84 Olympics in LA(brought to you by: fill in the conglomerate) had all the potential to be an Irwin Allen Production.

[McPhallus]

Fuck !!! I'm I ever fucking glad these fucking Olympics are fucking over. What a fucking waste of my fucking time with all of the superfluous fucking horseshit they fucking aired. Other than fucking basketball, track, swimming, gymnastics and tits/ass beach volleyball it is all a fucking waste.Fuck !!! Am I ever fucking glad this fucking shit is over !!!

You win the award for the most prolific use of the word "fuck" within a single post.

[Sardondi]

You win the award for the most prolific use of the word "fuck" within a single post.

Er, I think zircon was making a point...among two or three.

[Zircon]

You win the award for the most prolific use of the word "fuck" within a single post.

Thank you so fucking much ziz as I am ever so fucking grateful to fucking get the fucking coveted "FUCK" award. Now where the fuck to I fucking go to get the fucking gold fucking statue Sardondi ... I don't know what the fuck I was even trying to say. I think I need a fucking pill or something !!!

[Sardondi]

Thank you so fucking much ziz as I am ever so fucking grateful to fucking get the fucking coveted "FUCK" award. Now where the fuck to I fucking go to get the fucking gold fucking statue Sardondi ... I don't know what the fuck I was even trying to say. I think I need a fucking pill or something !!!

Well, I thought you were making some light mock of the overuse of the Primary and Exclusive Sport Adjective, and the likely opinions of those who might be expected to overemploy it.

But I've been wrong before. I think the lesson here is to keep my nose out of stuff that doesn't concern me

[Zircon]

Oh no Sardondi, don't think I was annoyed with anything you said. I was just being stupid - not hard for me. Hell, you're as right as anyone. Goodness knows we've all been wrong. Don't worry about commenting on what I say. Keep at it. I enjoy the discussions.

[ziznak]

Thank you so fucking much ziz as I am ever so fucking grateful to fucking get the fucking coveted "FUCK" award. Now where the fuck to I fucking go to get the fucking gold fucking statue Sardondi ... I don't know what the fuck I was even trying to say. I think I need a fucking pill or something !!!

By the way that was McPenis that gave you the "most use of fuck" award although I will definitely second the nomination.

[Zircon]

In my exuberance and incessant bowing to the audience, I mistook who to direct my gratitude towards. McPhallus, my dear friend forever, thank you so much. I just don't know who else to thank except the thousands of Olympians who made this possible. I will now cry. Ziz, thank you so much for the humble response.

[b_dubb]

Zircon - voted most likely to post about himself

[Up All Night]

Waiting for a picture of this t-shirt:


I competed in the

2016 Rio Olympics

And all I got was this

lousy Zika Virus !


http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/03/what-happens-when-theres-sewage-in-the-water/476013/

[pate]

When the specialists get to compete with this guy, what then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGBwUEcM6c

That is retarded and has rights to compete@!

N'est pas?

[albrecht]

They shot a jaguar today at a flame ceremony and disabled athletes are being robbed. The financial situation is in chaos, some facilities not finished, and you can get a nice virus like Zika. And, the Olympics are always a worry considering their global coverage and peaceful Muslim action threats.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/amazon-jaguar-shot-dead-olympic-torch-ceremony-192428528--oly.html
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/robberies-prompt-calls-olympic-level-security-rio-now-40005628

[Hog]

At least BellGabbing is a demosnstration sport this year


peace
Hog

[The King of Kings]

They shot a jaguar today at a flame ceremony and disabled athletes are being robbed. The financial situation is in chaos, some facilities not finished, and you can get a nice virus like Zika. And, the Olympics are always a worry considering their global coverage and peaceful Muslim action threats.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/amazon-jaguar-shot-dead-olympic-torch-ceremony-192428528--oly.html
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/robberies-prompt-calls-olympic-level-security-rio-now-40005628

Brazil is a complete shit hole.

They just need to hold these events in western countries from now on.

[Hog]

There is also an Olympic team of refugees this year, they will compete under the Olympic flag.

I hope to set a World record in Mixed team tea-bagging at this years Olympiad.

peace
Hog

[BelgianCarbonFibre]

There is also an Olympic team of refugees this year, they will compete under the Olympic flag.

I hope to set a World record in Mixed team tea-bagging at this years Olympiad.

peace
Hog

Heard the new event for this year is raft racing.