Bad Plastic Surgery

[MV/Liberace!]

I'll start.





carmen campuzano... whoever that is.

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by the way... my inspiration for this thread was eddie coyle's mentioning of billie joel's daughter in another thread.  her name is alexa joel.  she's had "some work."

[Eddie Coyle]

 
         No visual evidence needed. But EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE of those innumerable "Housewives of.." would qualify. I have never seen a nanosecond of those shows, but those atrocious monstrosities are on the cover of "US Weekly" and "People" and other worthless magazines that assault my eyes when I'm in line at the supermarket.

[bluth co.]

sweet christ, how could she think that looks presentable? Take it away!

[Morgus]

Checkout this site:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

[Frys Girl]

Guys, have you seen Mob Wives. Good show on vh1. Anyway, one chick has a bad boob job.... well actually it was a nice boob job but you can't just get one boob job and go.... you have one, maybe have a kid, and you have to do a maintenance surgery every decade at least.


Two other women one the show, Rene and Big Ang(ela), are famous for the procedures they've had done.


It's really just a way to feel better about oneself, and once the high fades, it's time for another procedure, or a new drug...


Here's my contributions:


Big Ang, the worst possible pic of her I could find...poor woman. She's actually the coolest chick on the show:



Rene looks kinda OK.... but she has bad days with her surgery. I think her nose is a bit joan rivers:



Drita:

[b_dubb]

gross. that's why I have broadcast cable. I don't see any of this crap. don't pay for it either

[McPhallus]

Big Ang at least has some amazing fun bags.

[b_dubb]

Big Ang at least has some amazing fun bags.

disturbing fun bags. her chiropractor must drive a Bentley

[Frys Girl]

Victoria Gotti: Every wise guy's dream:

[Marc.Knight]

I'll start.





carmen campuzano... whoever that is.

Her "before" photo is a lot better.

[hosehead]

That one went horribly wrong.  His left eyebrow is stuck in that position.

[MV/Liberace!]

That one went horribly wrong.  His left eyebrow is stuck in that position.

haha, i knew this one would eventually creep its way in.

[hosehead]

haha, i knew this one would eventually creep its way in.

It was a meatball.  I had to swing.

How about this one?  Why are people afraid of wrinkles?  I embrace mine.

[Marc.Knight]

[Frys Girl]

[MV/Liberace!]

while greta did in fact have an eye lift, my recollection is that the results of her procedure were generally perceived to have been beneficial.

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yikes.

[preston]

Victoria Gotti: Every wise guy's dream:

I remember a show called Victor/ Victoria

[11angeleyes11]

. . . and you wonder why you have always and forever only seen my eye?

[Marc.Knight]

while greta did in fact have an eye lift, my recollection is that the results of her procedure were generally perceived to have been beneficial.

yup.

[Frys Girl]

while greta did in fat have an eye lift, my recollection is that the results of her procedure were generally perceived to have been beneficial.

I think she looks better now than when this photo was taken, when she looked joker-ish. Her face lift settled/healed well. She was very honest with her audience (I watch her show sometimes....) about it. She's a scientologist, BTW. I bet she went to a Scientologist plastic surgeon lol. Give me the "tom cruise package." Also, my spell check doesn't recognize scientologist as a proper word. lol!

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lionel richie's ex-wife diane:





in other news, lionel hasn't aged a day.  god bless him.

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melanie griffith:





downright frightening.

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Her "before" photo is a lot better.

holy shit.  that's awful.  she looked great BEFORE the surgery.  wtf.  here's another angle for further consideration of this atrocity:

[MV/Liberace!]

how many times would your uncle need to inappropriately touch you for this to be possible?

[MV/Liberace!]

No, the legs are not detachable.

[Ben Shockley]

how many times would your uncle need to inappropriately touch you for this to be possible?

Imagine the wild theories that archaeologists a few thousand years from now will develop after they unearth this thing's embalmed remains.

Excuse me: if they unearth them.   An entity this bizarre probably won't settle for anything as mundane as a "burial."

No, the legs are not detachable.

Speaking of burials:  I'm guessing that, after all that work, the Will calls for a permanent mounted display of the head.

[Frys Girl]

[Morgus]

No, the legs are not detachable.

looks like some girl who was way too much into her Barbie dolls and considered them a role model?