Art Bell

[pate]

If I her an other forking thang 'bout Rocky Mountain Oysters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxqWTL27-Y

[Roswells, Art]

whoa she's throwing rollins around now

Yep, I threw down the Rollins.

[Hollow Man]

Yep, I threw down the Rollins.

As well you should. I thank you. 

[scottydawg]

Last spring I was on my roof @3AM in a house coat and headlamp with a hose cleaning out my gutters.  It is also a good time for weeding the garden or fertilizing the lawn.  I always hope my neighbours are asleep- If not, I'm sure that I am known as "that neighbour..."

And what pray tell is peeking out from under said housecoat? Wee Willie Winkie? Or maybe the Loch Ness Monster? 

[scottydawg]

Sound the Trumpets! Ring the Bells! It is the return of His Royal Majesty The Leader of Knaapland KING GEORGE is on tonight!

[Firefighter]

It does come up on almost every show that Heather is a witch and is apparently very knowledgeable regarding magic. When I tuned in briefly to last night's open lines she was telling a caller how to deal with a curse or something by putting salt by his bed and some other stuff (sorry wasn't listening too closely).

With Heather being a witch and all, I do wonder why Art didn't make use of her talents to deal with his stalker, as he claimed to have known the likely identity of the stalker.

Heather did give the caller a way to deal with his problem....however she was extremely reluctant to do so....I'm interested as to why she didn't want to give out a way to help with said curse...was she thinking and afraid that if she used her wich powers/knowledge for this caller that the show would be flooded with callers asking begging for her great wich help...or was she secretly hoping that would happen passing it off that she didn't want to use her wich mastery for the masses

....or on the masses   Bawhahah

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Any more attempts on Art's life lately?

[bigchucka]

It does come up on almost every show that Heather is a witch and is apparently very knowledgeable regarding magic. When I tuned in briefly to last night's open lines she was telling a caller how to deal with a curse or something by putting salt by his bed and some other stuff (sorry wasn't listening too closely).

With Heather being a witch and all, I do wonder why Art didn't make use of her talents to deal with his stalker, as he claimed to have known the likely identity of the stalker.

Heather did give the caller a way to deal with his problem....however she was extremely reluctant to do so....I'm interested as to why she didn't want to give out a way to help with said curse...was she thinking and afraid that if she used her wich powers/knowledge for this caller that the show would be flooded with callers asking begging for her great wich help...or was she secretly hoping that would happen passing it off that she didn't want to use her wich mastery for the masses

....or on the masses   Bawhahah

Maybe because Evelyn Paglini isn't around anymore... I know Ramona was more into that than Art was but she did give him the tools and the knowledge needed... I know in one of the shows Art did with Evelyn he expressed interest in using occultic knowledge to deal with one of his issues... Don't know if he was referring to the teacher at the school or the one that wrote the infamous "Fillipino Slander" letter though.

[bobo17]

Folks

i had a relapse with greasy.  I won't go into details, only to say the upcoming MEETING is temporarilty cancelled as i deal with this regression.
Please do not send well wishes to my inbox as this causes MV a lot of money.
Messages of support are best published hear pubicly.

thanks
bobo

[GravitySucks]

Knapp night tonight

[Lilith]

Knapp night tonight

If I'm still awake, I'll check it out.  I watching Fridays "Wells" right now.

[Gumby, Dammit]

well then.  thanks for setting that straight.  i'm normally obsessed with understanding and yielding to the grievances of each bellgab user so that we might all grow from the wisdom contained therein, but alas, in this instance, i have failed in the task that was my charge.

Alas! "but" and "alas" can be used suchlike herewith and such?
If you simply used "alas" would it have caused but-hurt?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Any more attempts on Art's life lately?

Falkie threatened to spit in his vittles.

So yeah, may be.

[Hautex]

If I her an other forking thang 'bout Rocky Mountain Oysters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxqWTL27-Y

Can we converse about "sweet meats" then?

[LucaParcelli]

Have I been living under a rock for the last few years? Since when is Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 a frequent guest on C2C? I heard this during the 3 min I listened to KnappTime tonight while driving home from work.

[zeebo]

Have I been living under a rock for the last few years? Since when is Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 a frequent guest on C2C? I heard this during the 3 min I listened to KnappTime tonight while driving home from work.

He's been on w/ Knapp a couple times, or maybe three?  I was surprised too the first time I heard him but he was a fun guest.  This last time he seems to be doubling-down on his ufo investigations/disclosure angle so we'll see where it leads.

[Uncle Duke]

Have I been living under a rock for the last few years? Since when is Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 a frequent guest on C2C? I heard this during the 3 min I listened to KnappTime tonight while driving home from work.

Since the usually reasonable Knapp became convinced some of the heaviest breathers in the military/intelligence/aerospace communities decided to come clean about UFO secrets to a skateboarding punk rocker who believes he speaks for the young people of the United States.

[albrecht]

Since the usually reasonable Knapp became convinced some of the heaviest breathers in the military/intelligence/aerospace communities decided to come clean about UFO secrets to a skateboarding punk rocker who believes he speaks for the young people of the United States.

Aside from drug-addled, schizophrenic, homeless people I cannot who "they" would trust to tell the truth behind UFOs and various conspiracies than a skateboarding punk-rocker.

[bobo17]

Folks

i had a relapse with greasy.  I won't go into details, only to say the upcoming MEETING is temporarilty cancelled as i deal with this regression.
Please do not send well wishes to my inbox as this causes MV a lot of money.
Messages of support are best published hear pubicly.

thanks
bobo

I guess you folks can only read if it is in bold
i had a relapse with greasy.  I won't go into details, only to say the upcoming MEETING is temporarilty cancelled as i deal with this regression.
Please do not send well wishes to my inbox as this causes MV a lot of money.
Messages of support are best published hear pubicly.

thanks
bobo

[trostol]

Since the usually reasonable Knapp became convinced some of the heaviest breathers in the military/intelligence/aerospace communities decided to come clean about UFO secrets to a skateboarding punk rocker who believes he speaks for the young people of the United States.

i got a good laugh from that one lol

[MV/Liberace!]

Please do not send well wishes to my inbox as this causes MV a lot of money.

don't worry about it.  i contacted the hosting company last night and told them of your desire to receive voluminous numbers of private messages.  they informed me they've installed a sprockinator 2000 on the server's johnson hub, allowing you to receive as many private messages as you desire without additional expense.  thanks!

[starrmtn001]

Since the usually reasonable Knapp became convinced some of the heaviest breathers in the military/intelligence/aerospace communities decided to come clean about UFO secrets to a skateboarding punk rocker who believes he speaks for the young people of the United States.

Hey Uncle Duke!   Welcome back!

[scottydawg]

Holy Sacred Crap Batman! MV's avatar is Bobo's last Arrest photo from the intake at the County Jail!

[bobo17]

don't worry about it.  i contacted the hosting company last night and told them of your desire to receive voluminous numbers of private messages.  they informed me they've installed a sprockinator 2000 on the server's johnson hub, allowing you to receive as many private messages as you desire without additional expense.  thanks!

MV
thanks for making the affort to accomidate my many many fans on bellgab.
It is interesting to note that your "pubic" response to my situation is 190 degrees to what your "private" response was.  In private you complained to me about the amount of inbox messages i was recieving and asked me to ask all those thousands of bellgabbers to stop. Pubically, you say you have invested in more equipment to handle my popularity and there is no worries.

I wonder which is it??

bobo

[chefist]

MV
thanks for making the affort to accomidate my many many fans on bellgab.
It is interesting to note that your "pubic" response to my situation is 190 degrees to what your "private" response was.  In private you complained to me about the amount of inbox messages i was recieving and asked me to ask all those thousands of bellgabbers to stop. Pubically, you say you have invested in more equipment to handle my popularity and there is no worries.

I wonder which is it??

bobo

Why don't you just go fornicate with an equine and sod off...

[ItsOver]

I guess you folks can only read if it is in bold
i had a relapse with greasy.  I won't go into details, only to say the upcoming MEETING is temporarilty cancelled as i deal with this regression.
Please do not send well wishes to my inbox as this causes MV a lot of money.
Messages of support are best published hear pubicly.

thanks
bobo

I knew your little pony was at best a tease and mostly likely a slut.  The little bitch.

[Richard Groyper]

bobo17 & Art have one thing in common; irrelevance.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV
thanks for making the affort to accomidate my many many fans on bellgab.
It is interesting to note that your "pubic" response to my situation is 190 degrees to what your "private" response was.  In private you complained to me about the amount of inbox messages i was recieving and asked me to ask all those thousands of bellgabbers to stop. Pubically, you say you have invested in more equipment to handle my popularity and there is no worries.

I wonder which is it??

bobo

privately, i declined your request for hi-resolution cock pics.  publicly, i'll grant the request.  please supply an appropriate email address.

[Richard Groyper]

privately, i declined your request for hi-resolution cock pics.  publicly, i'll grant the request.  please supply an appropriate email address.

I'd feel very inadequate compared to a swinging horse dick.

[ItsOver]

I'd feel very inadequate compared to a swinging horse dick.

RCH swings horses?  Or did you mean RCH swings WITH horses, ala Bobo-style?