Art Bell

[albrecht]

Some of y'all should come visit Austin for the O'Henry "Pun Off." It is hilarious and some of the talent is crazy. Funny, sometimes cringingly so, and definitely only some types of people appreciate a good pun and it can get painful at times.
http://punoff.com/

[Dr. MD MD]

Some of y'all should come visit Austin for the O'Henry "Pun Off." It is hilarious and some of the talent is crazy. Funny, sometimes cringingly so, and definitely only some types of people appreciate a good pun and it can get painful at times.
http://punoff.com/

People who don't like puns are off their rockers!  They must have rocks in their heads!! : 

[aldousburbank]

Geology puns are schisty.

It must be tuff to be so igneous.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Perhaps Carrie Fissure?

Heh heh heh. 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

It must be tuff to be so igneous.

Geologists make the bed rock.   

[albrecht]

I repeat my comment. I'd rather have you punsters visit than the hipsters, Californians moving in (apologies to the good ones here on BG,) and Obama who tie up my traffic even worse that it was. Come to the Pun-Off, there might even be a geology sub-group! One never knows which subject will be pulled out.

[chefist]

I repeat my comment. I'd rather have you punsters visit than the hipsters, Californians moving in (apologies to the good ones here on BG,) and Obama who tie up my traffic even worse that it was. Come to the Pun-Off, there might even be a geology sub-group! One never knows which subject will be pulled out.

I'm glad I live in the desert!

[whoozit]

It must be tuff to be so igneous.

Aren't you so gneiss.  I'm at a loess for words.

[GravitySucks]

Aren't you so gneiss.  I'm at a loess for words.

Don't make me count to fjord.

[coaster]

I'll never again take your pun-making skills for granite.

[zeebo]

Sorry I started all this.  I hope nobody mines.

[whoozit]

Sorry I started all this.  I hope nobody mines.

So, the squirrel was at the epicenter.

[whoozit]

Those who haven't played might feel gypsum.

[whoozit]

Some of y'all should come visit Austin for the O'Henry "Pun Off." It is hilarious and some of the talent is crazy. Funny, sometimes cringingly so, and definitely only some types of people appreciate a good pun and it can get painful at times.
http://punoff.com/

Do they have prizes?  I'd put mine on my mantle.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Sorry I started all this.  I hope nobody mines.

What a lode.

May the quartz be with you.

[whoozit]

What a lode.

May the quartz be with you.

This is starting to get soiled.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

So I was discussing cleavage with a female
colleague when the topic of intrusive dikes comes up...  .

[whoozit]

So I was discussing cleavage with a female
colleague when the topic of intrusive dikes comes up...  .

I'm a bit tarn on the subject.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

...She said that the dikes she knew of were often associated with thrusting
movements in a bed.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I said that I usually didn't associate dikes with any sort of thrusting, but then you never know what can happen
when a dike was in an orogenous zone.   


A geologist is the only person who can can talk to a woman and use the
words "dike" "thrust" "bed" "orogeny" "cleavage" and "subduction" in the
same sentence without facing a civil suit.

[whoozit]

I said that I usually didn't associate dikes with any sort of thrusting, but then you never know what can happen
when a dike was in an orogenous zone.   


A geologist is the only person who can can talk to a woman and use the
words "dike" "thrust" "bed" "orogeny" "cleavage" and "subduction" in the
same sentence without facing a civil suit.

Hoodoo you think you are? I can't beat that tale.  I'm putting my tailings between my legs and going home.

[Dr. MD MD]

Guys, please stop this landslide of geology puns! I feel like a volcano that's about to erupt!  :

[GravitySucks]

Guys, please stop this landslide of geology puns! I feel like a volcano that's about to erupt!  :

This is turning into a corundum. Amirite?

[starrmtn001]

Just when I was starting to take this thread for granite.

Well now!  That's not very  gneiss!

[starrmtn001]

Some of y'all should come visit Austin for the O'Henry "Pun Off." It is hilarious and some of the talent is crazy. Funny, sometimes cringingly so, and definitely only some types of people appreciate a good pun and it can get painful at times.
http://punoff.com/

Bookmarked!  Thank you so much, albrecht, I love this stuff!

[starrmtn001]

I repeat my comment. I'd rather have you punsters visit than the hipsters, Californians moving in (apologies to the good ones here on BG,) and Obama who tie up my traffic even worse that it was. Come to the Pun-Off, there might even be a geology sub-group! One never knows which subject will be pulled out.

Geology has some of the most potent material!

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Looks like everyone has lost their Apatite for the geology puns.

[K_Dubb]

Guys, please stop this landslide of geology puns! I feel like a volcano that's about to erupt!  :

My sediments exactly.  I want to stop reading, but you guys have me over a beryl.

[akwilly]

My sediments exactly.  I want to stop reading, but you guys have me over a beryl.

you mother f#####

[GravitySucks]

My sediments exactly.  I want to stop reading, but you guys have me over a beryl.

Aliettite, I have had mohrite  than I can talc.