Art Bell

[ge30542]

Hey pussy ass fag boy-

I resemble this remark.

[theONE]

Quote from: Dr Who on Today at 03:26:00 PM

"I feel the peace and love vibrations"

 

haha,..  , what a nice come back ,,, ooo fuck 

[Mr. Fidget]

Thirsty?
Self service.
Canned.
Alcoholic.

[DarKPenguiN]

I resemble this remark.

It does evoke a rather interesting visual , does it not?

[ge30542]

It does evoke a rather interesting visual , does it not?

Yes it does, indeed.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Is pussy ass fag boy an insult? I've been in pussy ass fag boy bars and some of my good friends are pussy ass fag boys. I don't think that's nice to use as an insult.

[onan]

Is pussy ass fag boy an insult? I've been in pussy ass fag boy bars and some of my good friends are pussy ass fag boys. I don't think that's nice to use as an insult.

Like most things, it has its good points and its bad points.

[theONE]

Thirsty?
Self service.
Canned.
Alcoholic.

Art's lemonade, all you can drink ...

with side servings of fresh....baloney -- all you can devour 

[ACE of CLUBS]

I'm here to fuck with the trolls.

Do you mean in a 'physical sense' .... ?
Your countless references to male genitalia is somewhat disturbing ... is this the stuff of which you write ? 

[DarKPenguiN]

Is pussy ass fag boy an insult? I've been in pussy ass fag boy bars and some of my good friends are pussy ass fag boys. I don't think that's nice to use as an insult.

lol- I suppose it could be insult or a term of endearment similar in use and scope to "nigga".

Add- Its a versatile phrase. One I'm quite proud to have introduced to the culture-

#PussyAssFagBoyLivesMatter

[ACE of CLUBS]

O yea,... take this -- dolphin

Simple Definition of troll:
"to fish with a hook and line that you pull through the water"

Hilarious ......
The dumbest fish in the pond is the one with all the hooks in its mouth .....
George Noory is better than Art Bell ...... why you ask ?
Because he has a show, revenue, guests, an income, paying sponsors, interesting guest hosts ........... and prestige !
Calm yourself Tuna Boy ........ Art Bell will soon fade away ....

[ACE of CLUBS]

I guess now we know what ink fumes coming off a basement full of unsold, self-published sci-fi novels does to a human brain.

  Ouch ..... !!

[SciFiAuthor]

Hilarious ......
The dumbest fish in the pond is the one with all the hooks in its mouth .....
George Noory is better than Art Bell ...... why you ask ?
Because he has a show, revenue, guests, an income, paying sponsors, interesting guest hosts ........... and prestige !
Calm yourself Tuna Boy ........ Art Bell will soon fade away ....

There's a gabcast tomorrow, you should call them and run your views by them.

[GravitySucks]

Hilarious ......
The dumbest fish in the pond is the one with all the hooks in its mouth .....
George Noory is better than Art Bell ...... why you ask ?
Because he has a show, revenue, guests, an income, paying sponsors, interesting guest hosts ........... and prestige !
Calm yourself Tuna Boy ........ Art Bell will soon fade away ....

If you want to listen to 23-29 minutes of commercials an hour, or learn the latest discount code for paranormaldate.com, have at it. I listen to C2C when Knapp is on or when one of the other weekend hosts is on and has an interesting guest, but I choose MITD over C2C every week day.

Edit: And I miss (Amy) reading the news.

[BellBoy]

New member here. I can't find Art on my Sirius radio anymore, have I missed something?

Ha! 

The ONLY laugh in here today... Welcome to the New Fantastic Forum! 

Post often carefully!

[DarKPenguiN]

Ha! 

The ONLY laugh in here today... Welcome to the New Fantastic Forum! 

Post often carefully!

Oh, there was at least one other laugh to be found if you sift through all the bullshit.

however, I'm going to give you a laugh (assuming you have a sense of humor like I do which...maybe could  be the case)

This is my boy, my nigga (my pussy ass fag b oy, if you will)- He's a voice actor who does prank calls and hes out of this world funny imho. he used to be a common troll back in the day but now hes e-famous and making a pretty good living off his antics/

Anyhow, without further ado- I give you "Ownage" - If you think  this is funny go to the link and you'll find tons more. Sometimes he does live shit over skype/teamspeak/ventrillo and he also does requests if you know anyone who needs a good pranking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0ckO2PrBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFbFn8hGvxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQ_6zSxeVQ

http://www.ownagepranks.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ownagepranks

Anyhow someone will find enjoyment from this and I get to give a nigga some extra exposure. Enjoy.

EDIT- I didnt plan on pimping Ownage , just saw a good opening to do it- since I did it just occurred to me hes hiring https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1VipB7_mwWtbBuvWh20glbnD6OhBG10Q0o16qYu8uM7g/viewform and this is a paid position- Theres some talent here for real so might be something for some of you guys into video editing to think about.

[theONE]

If you want to listen to 23-29 minutes of commercials an hour, or learn the latest discount code for paranormaldate.com, have at it. I listen to C2C when Knapp is on or when one of the other weekend hosts is on and has an interesting guest, but I choose MITD over C2C every week day.

Edit: And I miss (Amy) reading the news.

1). I give that to you 1000% , that parts sucks,...but after you listen to that, -then there is pure...joy

2). Amy, very yes !!

[theONE]

If you want to listen to 23-29 minutes of commercials an hour, or learn the latest discount code for paranormaldate.com, have at it. I listen to C2C when Knapp is on or when one of the other weekend hosts is on and has an interesting guest, but I choose MITD over C2C every week day.

Edit: And I miss (Amy) reading the news.

Here,Sir , you went few minutes slices of...baloney to much

[theONE]

Would You like Me to call next CastGab ??

[ACE of CLUBS]

Would You like Me to call next CastGab ??

Tuna Boy would unload into his 'Depends' ...... and make disturbing comments about your genitalia.
Maybe incorporate this into his next 'block-buster' novel
Lucky you ....... 

[Coffeeman]

 

That guy's certainly employable.

[whoozit]

 

I think my daughter dated him.

[GravitySucks]

I think my daughter dated him.

And he's still alive?  Or did you do the tattoos?

[whoozit]

And he's still alive?  Or did you do the tattoos?

I exaggerate, but not by much.  At one point my daughter dated a guy who once had a swastika tattoo that was removed.  I explained that at worst he was dangerous douchebag and at best a moron.  It took two weeks but she made the right decision.

[onan]

I think my daughter dated him.

That is my daughter.

[GravitySucks]

I exaggerate, but not by much.  At one point my daughter dated a guy who once had a swastika tattoo that was removed.  I explained that at worst he was dangerous douchebag and at best a moron.  It took two weeks but she made the right decision.

I have an idiot son that is addicted to ink. I still maintain that they gave me the wrong baby at the hospital.

[theONE]

No, I find it interesting, this fear of technology. Tell us about it.

You see, scribe,..
here in Mongolia [in Ulan Bator] ,We don't have that much technology,
We are not what We used to be when Mr.Gengis Khan was theBoss ,and since I'm in charge
of massive heard of yaks I have no access to skype,...so I will have to whip your uneducated ass
here on this Forum using written typed words , I wish I could smack you with a whip {made
out of yaks hide} over your sorry ass to pound some sens into your crystallized scull -- but the
massive land distance...is your refuge.

So for now enjoy the fresh baloney Mr.Art is generously serving,..because very soon
I will UPS'it to you fresh pancake baked on a aged female yak dung, that she also pissed all over it.

To preserve the freshness, pancake will be wrapped in yaks uterus, witch you can consume it -afterwards-,
since We have no use for it here...(We sell them to Japanese, -they used them to feed
dolphins in their aqua parks).

[theONE]

Oh, there was at least one other laugh to be found if you sift through all the bullshit.

however, I'm going to give you a laugh (assuming you have a sense of humor like I do which...maybe could  be the case)

This is my boy, my nigga (my pussy ass fag b oy, if you will)- He's a voice actor who does prank calls and hes out of this world funny imho. he used to be a common troll back in the day but now hes e-famous and making a pretty good living off his antics/

Anyhow, without further ado- I give you "Ownage" - If you think  this is funny go to the link and you'll find tons more. Sometimes he does live shit over skype/teamspeak/ventrillo and he also does requests if you know anyone who needs a good pranking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0ckO2PrBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFbFn8hGvxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQ_6zSxeVQ

http://www.ownagepranks.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ownagepranks

Anyhow someone will find enjoyment from this and I get to give a nigga some extra exposure. Enjoy.

EDIT- I didnt plan on pimping Ownage , just saw a good opening to do it- since I did it just occurred to me hes hiring https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1VipB7_mwWtbBuvWh20glbnD6OhBG10Q0o16qYu8uM7g/viewform and this is a paid position- Theres some talent here for real so might be something for some of you guys into video editing to think about.

O-oo-ooo, fuck, I'm listening to this now, this is funny ,especially with the cartoons 
Thanks.

[ge30542]

Art, you watching the halftime show? Someone needs to tell Beyonce that she does not know how to dance.
#bettereveryday

[DarKPenguiN]

O-oo-ooo, fuck, I'm listening to this now, this is funny ,especially with the cartoons 
Thanks.

Yeah man Ownage is hilarious. Some of his best stuff imho was like pre 2012 and before the animations so I would recommend going through the forum.

The one issue with the animations are that having them has kind of forced him into making shorter and less complex pranks where as before he had some that were just meticulous and with long set ups. The animations are great though-

This ones funny as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9riNWs6MHg - actually they pretty much all are.

Believe it or not , ownage is a black guy irl.