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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 10:21:45 PM


Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Uncle Duke on February 07, 2016, 11:12:26 PM
Ever notice Frank's on-stage, personal protector?  Looked like Mr Clean?  Big bald SoB, muscles on top of muscles, he used to put a lit Marlboro behind his ear while on stage.  Actually met that guy the night before a concert in Hampton (or maybe Richmond?) in a Giant Food Store.  He was buying a package of marshmallows and a carton of smokes.
Hahaha. Hell yes. "Need a dozen towels so the boys can take a showum"

theONE

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 07, 2016, 11:15:00 PM
HEhehehe.  You are one funny little bitch.  You should respond to the fish.  Unless of course you are afraid of tuna.

I already straighten that sour puss nerd,..he couldn't take it any more,..he swam away from me :P

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: theONE on February 07, 2016, 11:20:23 PM
I already straighten that sour puss nerd,..he couldn't take it any more,..he swam away from me :P

You aint streamed nothing yet....

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 07, 2016, 11:15:00 PM
HEhehehe.  You are one funny little bitch.  You should respond to the fish.  Unless of course you are afraid of tuna.

He's too busy tossing his pet Yak's salad.


theONE

Quote from: Jackstar on February 07, 2016, 11:21:52 PM


Don't be so eager to meet with them,...not all of them are that friendly =you know=

And the friendly one talking to those here whom they like to talk,...and looks that you
are butt hurt that they are ignoring your sour ass .....

theONE

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on February 07, 2016, 11:21:17 PM
He's too busy tossing his pet Yak's salad.

you talking some kind-off kinky shit here, aren't you,...there is something fishy in your post  ::)

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: theONE on February 07, 2016, 11:31:37 PM
Don't be so eager to meet with them,...not all of them are that friendly =you know=

And the friendly one talking to those here whom they like to talk,...and looks that you
are butt hurt that they are ignoring your sour ass .....

;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: theONE on February 07, 2016, 11:33:53 PM
you talking some kind-off kinky shit here, aren't you,...there is something fishy in your post  ::)

Well what the hell else are you going to do out on the Mongolian steppe other than molest yaks and post on Bellgab?

BellBoy

Quote from: DarKPenguiN on February 07, 2016, 04:24:05 PM
Oh, there was at least one other laugh to be found if you sift through all the bullshit.

however, I'm going to give you a laugh (assuming you have a sense of humor like I do which...maybe could  be the case)

This is my boy, my nigga (my pussy ass fag b oy, if you will)- He's a voice actor who does prank calls and hes out of this world funny imho. he used to be a common troll back in the day but now hes e-famous and making a pretty good living off his antics/

Anyhow, without further ado- I give you "Ownage" - If you think  this is funny go to the link and you'll find tons more. Sometimes he does live shit over skype/teamspeak/ventrillo and he also does requests if you know anyone who needs a good pranking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0ckO2PrBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFbFn8hGvxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQ_6zSxeVQ

http://www.ownagepranks.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ownagepranks

Anyhow someone will find enjoyment from this and I get to give a nigga some extra exposure. Enjoy.

EDIT- I didnt plan on pimping Ownage , just saw a good opening to do it- since I did it just occurred to me hes hiring https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1VipB7_mwWtbBuvWh20glbnD6OhBG10Q0o16qYu8uM7g/viewform and this is a paid position- Theres some talent here for real so might be something for some of you guys into video editing to think about.

"That ass-hole, catch me like ah so off guard, you know..."

Fucking hilarious! Your pussy ass fag boy knows how to work his shit.

theONE

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on February 07, 2016, 11:38:43 PM
Well what the hell else are you going to do out on the Mongolian steppe other than molest yaks and post on Bellgab?

In my spare time I help japanese engineers to design better dolphin nets

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: theONE on February 07, 2016, 11:42:13 PM
In my spare time I help jananese engineers to design better dolphin nets

theONE

Quote from: DarKPenguiN on February 07, 2016, 04:24:05 PM
Oh, there was at least one other laugh to be found if you sift through all the bullshit.

however, I'm going to give you a laugh (assuming you have a sense of humor like I do which...maybe could  be the case)

This is my boy, my nigga (my pussy ass fag b oy, if you will)- He's a voice actor who does prank calls and hes out of this world funny imho. he used to be a common troll back in the day but now hes e-famous and making a pretty good living off his antics/

Anyhow, without further ado- I give you "Ownage" - If you think  this is funny go to the link and you'll find tons more. Sometimes he does live shit over skype/teamspeak/ventrillo

and he also does requests if you know anyone who needs a good pranking.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0ckO2PrBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFbFn8hGvxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQ_6zSxeVQ

http://www.ownagepranks.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ownagepranks

Anyhow someone will find enjoyment from this and I get to give a nigga some extra exposure. Enjoy.quote]



O yes I do , o yes I do  :P :P

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: theONE on February 07, 2016, 11:48:44 PM

I suck donkey dicks/b]

What's really funny, horse fuck, is that you think you're anonymous.




Gumby, Dammit

I mean, I want to know. Need to know.

ANSWER the FUCKING QUESTION.

theONE

Quote from: BellBoy on February 07, 2016, 11:39:41 PM
"That ass-hole, catch me like ah so off guard, you know..."

Fucking hilarious! Your pussy ass fag boy knows how to work his shit.

The cartoons are shit-full fun as well  :)

Jackstar

Quote from: theONE on February 07, 2016, 11:31:37 PM
and looks that you
are butt hurt that they are ignoring your sour ass .....

I'm not always certain that you have no idea what you're talking about, but sometimes, I am.

theONE

Quote from: Jackstar on February 08, 2016, 12:03:23 AM
I'm not always certain that you have no idea what you're talking about, but sometimes, I am.

...that I'm the reason that aliens spoiling fun for everyone on this planet  :-\

Hautex

Good God in heaven...... Why am I reminded of an old saying when I read this thread.... >:( "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that your initial intention was to drain the swamp"

sydtron

https://youtu.be/iW4Bm7q_zOc

Used to do this song at Open Mic night.  The firat time I played it. Bartender looks over and asks," Did you just fucking play that?!?"   Been a staple ever since.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on February 07, 2016, 11:12:26 PM
Ever notice Frank's on-stage, personal protector?  Looked like Mr Clean?  Big bald SoB, muscles on top of muscles, he used to put a lit Marlboro behind his ear while on stage.  Actually met that guy the night before a concert in Hampton (or maybe Richmond?) in a Giant Food Store.  He was buying a package of marshmallows and a carton of smokes.








میں لعنت! میں جو اعمال انوورٹہی ہمارے عظمت والے زمین سے مٹی ان سب پر لعنت ہے ۔  میں ان سب نے جو مقدس علامات گنگنیر، مجاولنیر اور مقدس چوبیں - اودان کے نیزے، تیر، Thor کا ہتھوڑا اور روناس اودان کے ہاتھ کی طرف سے دی گئی، قرضے لے اور ان کاموں اور ناپاکوں مٹی پر لعنت ہے ۔

میں غلط ہمارے باپ دادا، ہمارے قدیم طریقوں اور ہمارے موجودہ عقیدے کی حکمت جو بدصورت رنگ برنگے ملبوسات پہن اور سر منڈائے طور سوٹ اور تعلقات میں ان سب پر لعنت ہے ۔  میں جو خود کو اپنے احمقانہ بیلووانگ کے ساتھ سنی جائے کے لئے دوسروں کے منہ خاموش کرنا چاہتے ہیں ان سب پر لعنت ہے ۔ میں ان میں سے جنہوں نے اپنے آپ کو دوسروں کے اوپر اپنے زردی جو دوسروں پر اپنی کھال، غیر ملکی زبان یا ایک مختلف مذہبی رنگ کی وجہ سے ٹھکرانا کی وجہ سے سب پر لعنت ہے ۔

ان شرپسندوں کے سروں میں تمام اختیارات لینا چاہیے ۔ میں گنوماس اور بہت کم لوگوں پر ان کے جسم کو سکریچ اور ان کی نیند آرہی ہے کال کریں ۔  پری-اپنی روح کے لئے بہت کم گنجائش سانس بدی سے بات کرنے کے لئے بہت کم گنجائش دے جِسم کے ارد گرد ایک لوہے کی انگوٹھی جان دینا سماٹہس پر ٹیلی فون کیجیئے ۔                               میں جو اس سے پہلے کہ وہ دوسروں منجمد کرنے کا موقع ملتا وہ اپنی موت کے لیے منجمد ہو نافلہیام کی گہرائی سے 'رامٹھرساس پر' کال کریں ۔

میں فون کریں سورٹ اور اپنے 'آگ-جو وہ اپنی موت کو جلا سکتا ہے اس سے پہلے کہ دوسروں کی طرف سے ان کے ہاتھ جلا سکتے ہیں تورساس' ۔  لاوک سکتا ہے کہ تاکہ وہ کسی دوسرے کو حملے سے قبل وہ ایک دوسرے حملے انہوں نے اپنے وژن موڑ، پر ٹیلی فون کیجیئے ۔   
       
  کبھی ان نوجوان مرد ایک عورت کے بستر کی حصہ داری کر سکتے جیسا کہ وہ دوسروں کو بعینہ یہی کام کرنے کی راہ میں رکاوٹ کے لئے چاہتے ہیں کبھی بیٹوں یا بیٹیوں کو اپنے اپنے طور پر طویل عرصے سے ہيں تا کہ میں فرییا پر فون کریں.

اور مجھے ان جوانوں کو وہ دوسروں کو بعینہ یہی کام کرنے کی راہ میں رکاوٹ کے لئے چاہتے ہیں جب تک کے طور پر کبھی بھی امن یا فصل ہو رہی ہے کبھی کچھ اپنے لئے اچھا پیدا کرنے کے قابل ہونے کی وجہ گیلڈاد، اپنی مردانگی ہے کہ فریی پر کال کریں ۔  میں فون پر Thor, کہ وہ ہمیں شیطانی شر سے بچا سکتے ہیں اور دوسروں کو درد پیدا کرنا چاہتا ہے اپنے غضب شرپسندوں کے خلاف پر ٹیلی فون کیجیئے ۔
 
میں اودان، اللفیتھر پر فون کریں. جس نے روح کو مرد اور عورت کو دیا ہے ۔ وہ جس نے اس کے بھائی ہوانیر اور لودور کے ساتھ مل کر زندگی انسان جسم اور روح، مانگو اور ایمبلہ، انسان بخشی اور عورت ہے ۔

میں فون کریں اودان اور 'نورنس'، جو مل کر ہر شخص مرنے کے بعد وہ ان شرپسندوں مشکل، تاکہ انصاف کریں عدالت کرے تا کہ وہ ان ہلاکتوں کے بعد بھی نہیں ان کے اعمال کے دوسرے بیٹوں کے خلاف بُرائی کا اور مانگو اور ایمبلہ کی بیٹیاں فرار ہو نے کی قسمت، یورڈہ، وردھندا اور سکولڈ، پر.  یہاں تک کہ برائی اور جہالت کے ان ڈرولانگ بندے کثیر تعداد توبہ کرڈالی اور ہماری دنیا میں وہ رہنے کے لئے انتخاب کر سکتے ہیں جہاں کہیں بھی اپنے عقیدے، اپنے ملک اور اپنے لوگوں کی طرف سے ہر اور ایک قیام کرے میں اس 'ند' سیٹ ہے


Gruntled

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 07, 2016, 11:09:09 PM
And then there's this fucking idiot.
:) :) ;) :D
You're killing me! ;D cleaning coffee off keyboard
[sorry Mr.fidge]
Paladin-Have gun Will travel!
I loved that show

Philosopher

Now that Art has quit he will now quit quitting.  But, if he decides not to quit quitting, and quits quit quitting, then he will have an opportunity to quit again, and then finally quit quitting and possibly quit quit quitting again.


Echo

Will Art be remember for his radio show during the 90's, or will he be remember as the host that quits all the time.


Dyna-X

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on February 08, 2016, 06:38:40 AM

میں لعنت! میں جو اعمال انوورٹہی ہمارے عظمت والے زمین سے مٹی ان سب پر لعنت ہے ۔  میں ان سب نے جو مقدس علامات گنگنیر، مجاولنیر اور مقدس چوبیں - اودان کے نیزے، تیر، Thor کا ہتھوڑا اور روناس اودان کے ہاتھ کی طرف سے دی گئی، قرضے لے اور ان کاموں اور ناپاکوں مٹی پر لعنت ہے ۔...


You Rang?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Echo on February 08, 2016, 07:21:04 AM
Will Art be remember for his radio show during the 90's, or will he be remember as the host that quits all the time.

By whom? Just over a week ago, the UK lost arguably one of it's greatest ever radio/TV broadcasters to cancer. At his height he had 8-9 million listeners a day, every day. He was universally respected/admired by listener and peer alike; never in the papers for the wrong reasons, no scandals, no back biting. However, in about ten years from now, I doubt he'll hardly be mentioned.

Philosopher

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on February 08, 2016, 08:06:23 AM
By whom? Just over a week ago, the UK lost arguably one of it's greatest ever radio/TV broadcasters to cancer. At his height he had 8-9 million listeners a day, every day. He was universally respected/admired by listener and peer alike; never in the papers for the wrong reasons, no scandals, no back biting. However, in about ten years from now, I doubt he'll hardly be mentioned.

Unless he come back to life, goes on the air, quits again, and then dies again.  Then he might be mentioned.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on February 08, 2016, 08:06:23 AM
Just over a week ago, the UK lost arguably one of it's greatest ever radio/TV broadcasters to cancer.

Jeremy Kyle is dead? And this is how I find out? On fucking (praise MV) BellGab!!??

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