Art Bell

[The Kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg
Man what happened to their marriage that she is suspect of Jake

I like the version with the Coneheads.

[Element 115]

I have the feeling Art is going to come back either tonight, or for the prediction show Thursday eve!  Let's all hope for the best!!!

[K_Dubb]

Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay. Jeremiah 20:9

There's a fire in my bones to spread the bad news about Art!

This train is bound for glory!

I am prepared to counter you with a sermon on the text of Genesis 22:5:

Abide ye here with the ass; and I ... will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.

[malachi.martini]

Yeah, with every passing day the possibility I didn't want to consider because it's so horrible -  that Art is a pathological liar, doesn't believe a word of this stuff, and thinks his fans are the biggest bunch of imbeciles who ever existed and he just loves demonstrating over and over just how stupid they are, i.e., Art's simply a sociopath, - seems more and more plausible.

I used to struggle with the idea, but there's been too many episodes and cues to suggest he's a legit sociopath.

[Yorkshire pud]

I have the feeling Art is going to come back either tonight, or for the prediction show Thursday eve!  Let's all hope for the best!!!

The finest fly fisherman couldn't lay a lure on a river and expect a bite the way AB can trawl and catch sardines shoaling up to be caught- and left to rot.

[paladin1991]

Brother, as the Lord of Manor of Bellgab I'm going to need to you to recognize the chain of command and show a little more respect to the higher ranked.

Thanks. I won't be as pleasant if this happens again.

Well just fuck me to tears.

[DesertFox]

I used to struggle with the idea, but there's been too many episodes and cues to suggest he's a legit sociopath.

You guys do overreact, don't you?  Bunch of drama queens--much like Art in a way. 

[paladin1991]

Whoa, Pal.  Top did that in front of the whole company!  How does that feel?

Unprofessional, I bet...

No worries.  Better double check his chute next time he jumps.  Accidents happen. :

[Yorkshire pud]

Well just fuck me to tears.

Again? You're insatiable.

[paladin1991]

+1. Yup, it's just a radio show.

And we agree, that it was a damn good one.  Perhaps you will agree with me on this, at times, beyond compare.  Other times, meh, not so much.  It was a damn good radio show.

[Richard Groyper]

Again? You're insatiable.

Try without lube. That'll calm his Jimmies.

[paladin1991]

Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay. Jeremiah 20:9

There's a fire in my bones to spread the bad news about Art!

This train is bound for glory!

That or you just want to pull one.

[paladin1991]

Hey wait a minute.  You guys fuckin with me?

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey wait a minute.  You guys fuckin with me?

That Sharon is a terrible thing to suggest. Take it back!

[Night Train]

Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay. Jeremiah 20:9

There's a fire in my bones to spread the bad news about Art!

This train is bound for glory!

That or you just want to pull one.

You, sir, are bound for a glory hole.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  Just gives some a chance to whine without any real new news.

Perfect, let's get to it

[Richard Groyper]

You, sir, are bound for a glory hole.

Night moves!

[AZZERAE]

Can we chat about Art Bell?

[Richard Groyper]

Can we chat about Art Bell?

Whom?

[GravitySucks]

Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay. Jeremiah 20:9

There's a fire in my bones to spread the bad news about Art!

This train is bound for glory!



You, sir, are bound for a glory hole.

Sound like he is begging for it Sgt Major

[Yorkshire pud]

Can we chat about Art Bell?

He'd love that; the way Senda complains when no-one talks about him in his thread. But you're right....what do you want to bring up that hasn't had the shit kicked out of it already?

[bellNwhistle]

Sound like he is begging for it Sgt Major

I almost asked if he was channeling J.C. 

[bellNwhistle]

He'd love that; the way Senda complains when no-one talks about him in his thread. But you're right....what do you want to bring up that hasn't had the shit kicked out of it already?

I've got a question I haven't seen (so far).. does Art bring his tomato plants in when the shit hits the fan?

[GravitySucks]

Can we chat about Art Bell?

Sure. What are the names of his cats?

[Yorkshire pud]

I've got a question I haven't seen (so far).. does Art bring his tomato plants in when the shit hits the fan?

Doesn't everyone? C'mon, that's straightforward. New AB topic... Be it weddings, radio, deserts, fences, reverse gears, reverse reverse gears, Back peddling, psychosis, antennas..

[bellNwhistle]

Doesn't everyone? C'mon, that's straightforward. New AB topic... Be it weddings, radio, deserts, fences, reverse gears, reverse reverse gears, Back peddling, psychosis, antennas..

I can't seem to grow tomatoes where I live.. I doubt they grow quite right in Nevada, either..  all those damn aliens.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Where's Art Bell's excusapologist ....... the always shouting 'Scorpion Army' guy ?
Did he morph into 'Tuna Boy' ... ?

[Night Train]

I can't seem to grow tomatoes where I live.. I doubt they grow quite right in Nevada, either..  all those damn aliens.

Art's got all the potted plants he needs right here on Bellgab.

[DesertFox]

Art's got all the potted plants he needs right here on Bellgab.

Nah, Art has more heart broken haters here it seems.

[GravitySucks]

Art's got all the potted plants he needs right here on Bellgab.

See how easy it is to get caught in a lie?

I don't have much more to say.  I'll be using the world's best site blocker/productivity enhancer to keep myself on the straight and narrow starting at midnight tonight. 

From now on I may check in at lunch and break for a few quick posts, and on the weekends some, but I've vented my spleen at Art for his shenanigans, and gotten it out of my system. 

Now it's back to work. 

Time to make money, not enemies!

Behave yourselves, kids!