Art Bell

[Camazotz Automat]

Ok now that you're sorry can you change the curtains & maybe get brand name shampoo in the showers?

If you only knew what a clairvoyant statement that is!

I have a witness who heard me say, while talking about this thread, that a "neighbor" needs to web their windows with questionable gauze from an Alice Cooper video shoot.

To fucking appease me.

[MAX]

Oh .. and BTW -- since you show interest in my ass -- it feels and looks fine. Thanks.
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Pictures please

[Auslandia]

Noory and phrodo
Sittin' in a tree
B-U-T-T-F-U-

You know what?

It's Christmas. 

I'm not gonna go there.

Buttfucking in a tree is hardly plausible.

[Night Train]

Buttfucking in a tree is hardly plausible.

It's Christmas, man. 

Anything can happen this time of year.

Angels and miracles and shit like that.

[Night Train]

Buttfucking in a tree is hardly plausible.

And since when are people who believe in Art's Ineffable Stalker concerned with plausibility?

[Camazotz Automat]

If I'd only known what I was getting into when I typed "George Noory sucks" into Google.

You knew.  On some level, you knew you were looking for trouble.

And you liked it.

Why, it seems like just yesterday, I was talking to MABUSE in Godlike Productions, and I typed the same thing.

What a strange trip it has been.

[Night Train]

Et tu, Doofus?

Hey, this was my 300th post in a week!

Congratulations, everybody!

[DarKPenguiN]

And since when are people who believe in Art's Ineffable Stalker concerned with plausibility?

That genuinely made me laugh. then scratch my chin and say "hmmmmmmm". Then nod in agreement.

[Night Train]

That genuinely made me laugh. then scratch my chin and say "hmmmmmmm". Then nod in agreement.

[Chronaut]

I'm peeved? Hardly. Enjoy your butthurt.

Hurts so good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

[Jackstar]

Hurts so good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

I didn't start this way.

[phrodo]

Oh .. and BTW -- since you show interest in my ass -- it feels and looks fine. Thanks.





Pictures please

Oh .. stopit. You know you already have plenty ... since you are too cheap/perverted to  won't buy curtains for the showers here. Now please order curtains along with the name-brand shampoo and Irish Spring. Maybe something with a cactus-themed print -- so we can pretend we are showering in a desert oasis?

[Chronaut]

MV "owes" any financial gain from the site directly to the colossal inadequacy of George Noory.

If Noory hadn't sucked in such measures of magnitude when he took over C2C, none of us would be here.

Thanks, George!

Jackass!

You aren't even trying!  Still!  After all these years!

That's the tragic rub of all this:  he's actually doing his best, the poor blighter   

[ItsOver]

You knew.  On some level, you knew you were looking for trouble.

And you liked it.

Why, it seems like just yesterday, I was talking to MABUSE in Godlike Productions, and I typed the same thing.

What a strange trip it has been.

Yes. Yes, it has. I can't stop now, cowboy.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Yes. Yes, it has. I can't stop now, cowboy.

They can't kiss cuzza their big dumb hats.
Heh.

[Night Train]

They can't kiss cuzza their big dumb hats.
Heh.

TMI

[Gumby, Dammit]

TMI

For reals.
Pictures, being worth a thousand words...definitely TMI.

[norland2424]

They can't kiss cuzza their big dumb hats.
Heh.

[SciFiAuthor]

Excellent, the thread is now joyfully filled with butthurt. Once again, butthurt has triumphed over the trolling and Bellgab has returned to normal. Anyone that thinks Christmas miracles don't happen is fucked in the head.

[Night Train]

I think you're confused - this is the Art Bell Sucks thread.

[yoego]

one day all the dust will settle, and that will be a dull day. I notice this thread is a tad unraveled. We need art to get in here and tighten it up.

hey art, how bout a tunnel to the studio, 8ft steel plates (w/ electrified razor wire) on the perimeter, a night vision system (online of course), and a pack of wild dogs to work the edges of a new (slipnslide enhanced for the kiddies) alligator/crocodile moat with the latest in Raytheon missle tech for anything that breeches?

ya might need to up the subscription cost a tad tho'

[GravitySucks]

Excellent, the thread is now joyfully filled with butthurt. Once again, butthurt has triumphed over the trolling and Bellgab has returned to normal. Anyone that thinks Christmas miracles don't happen is fucked in the head.

But Noory still sucks, so there is some sense of normalcy left in the world.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Lol. Good one. Looks like Madam Noron is lookin for him some real cowboy butthurt.
[love the avatar btw]

[SciFiAuthor]

But Noory still sucks, so there is some sense of normalcy left in the world.

That's kind of a constant though. Sort of like gravity actually, the suckage is predictable and an inescapable truth.

[Auslandia]

I might gently stroke it to the last few pages of this thread.  While submerged in chocolate of course.

[Camazotz Automat]

I have to go gear up for Svengoolie.

Though it is a rerun, and will show the host segments from the original episode, the movie itself, The Mummy's Hand, has been updated with a new superior print for tonight's broadcast.

Also, there will be some vintage footage of Svengoolie interviewing Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Peace, everybody.

And Piece of Mind.

[phrodo]

one day all the dust will settle, and that will be a dull day. I notice this thread is a tad unraveled. We need art to get in here and tighten it up.

hey art, how bout a tunnel to the studio, 8ft steel plates (w/ electrified razor wire) on the perimeter, a night vision system (online of course), and a pack of wild dogs to work the edges of a new (slipnslide enhanced for the kiddies) alligator/crocodile moat with the latest in Raytheon missle tech for anything that breeches?

ya might need to up the subscription cost a tad tho'

If he's gonna go thru the trouble of excavation -- he may as well just stop about 25-ish feet from the house and make an underground studio-bunker. Maybe with a bedroom to the side where Airyn and Asia can sleep while he does the show.

[GravitySucks]

I might gently stroke it to the last few pages of this thread.  While submerged in chocolate of course.

Remember, 165 degrees. Don't want you getting ill.

[Gumby, Dammit]

That's kind of a constant though. Sort of like gravity actually, the suckage is predictable and an inescapable truth.

You nailed it. Ten years of hammering away and exposing the suckage of George Noory's Tard Farm, night in and day out, and his Suck is still hummin' away. It IS rather discouraging.
+1 fo da Flippa

[norland2424]

I might gently stroke it to the last few pages of this thread.  While submerged in chocolate of course.

hoagland might enjoy that....