Art Bell

[paladin1991]

I love the new trailer from Jazz and yes that is indeed my thunderclap which by the way I have modified and improved for Midnight.

More Studio work today refining phone levels and such. Also putting in back up power. There is a whole lot more to do if you want to do it right then a person might think.

You will hear voices you know at the start of Midnight and then we will branch to where the wind takes us....

Art

Boy are we ready!  I already called shotgun for that ride.  But if (Redacted!) {I added the exclamation point, for a little 'oomph'} is shotgun that night, I'll ride cherry.  NO prob. 

[ItsOver]

I love the new trailer from Jazz and yes that is indeed my thunderclap which by the way I have modified and improved for Midnight.

More Studio work today refining phone levels and such. Also putting in back up power. There is a whole lot more to do if you want to do it right then a person might think.

You will hear voices you know at the start of Midnight and then we will branch to where the wind takes us....

Art

A quality product requires that extra effort that takes up a disproportionant amount of time.  We appreciate it, Art.

The proof is in the pudding and yours is always mighty tasty.

[Grov505th]

Hey Art- I have a stupid question..have you ever thought of trying to get on AFN Radio?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

I love the new trailer from Jazz and yes that is indeed my thunderclap which by the way I have modified and improved for Midnight.

More Studio work today refining phone levels and such. Also putting in back up power. There is a whole lot more to do if you want to do it right then a person might think.

You will hear voices you know at the start of Midnight and then we will branch to where the wind takes us....

Art

You could do all this. Or you could stagger into the studio five minutes before air time, browse Bellgab for a hate boner during the show and utter the occasional 'abscholutely' to give the illusion you're actually paying attention, then ditch your guest and start a rerun for the last hour and hobble down to 7/11 for a cheap turkey sandwich.

[PathoJen]

I've been listening to Art for years, but not live, because I didn't discover him until he was already retired <reported> But I am always learning something new from the old shows on U7. Art made pizza sauce., Pizza Punch! I really want to try it, but Art will have to make a special batch I presume, since it's no longer on the market.

[PathoJen]

You could do all this. Or you could stagger into the studio five minutes before air time, browse Bellgab for a hate boner during the show and utter the occasional 'abscholutely' to give the illusion you're actually paying attention, then ditch your guest and start a rerun for the last hour and hobble down to 7/11 for a cheap turkey sandwich.

I like you

[Heather Wade]

If anyone can help me out I am looking for an EVP or the episode date that it appeared in. It's the one that says "Our Deathgate". Any help would be much appreciated and I would be in your debt.

I have the show this EVP appeared on... but you will have to wait until my Top Secret mission for the day is complete.  Then I can find it.

[ItsOver]

You could do all this. Or you could stagger into the studio five minutes before air time, browse Bellgab for a hate boner during the show and utter the occasional 'abscholutely' to give the illusion you're actually paying attention, then ditch your guest and start a rerun for the last hour and hobble down to 7/11 for a cheap turkey sandwich.

...and further delight the listeners with the wonderful UFO Phil on Fridays.  Having Art back is going to be like going from Honey Boo Boo to PBS's Nova.  It can't happen soon enough.

[Skunk Ape]

haha, where are you hanging out that you hear this?

Ohhh around 27.185 MHz

[MV/Liberace!]

Ohhh around 27.185 MHz

seems about right.

[ItsOver]

It always hacks me off when Dave says "we had to change."  What?  Change to a steaming pile of refuse?  Why don't you move to Paris and turn Notre Dame Cathedral into a McDonalds because the French can't get enough hamburgers.  PremRat.  What a bunch of shameless money grubbers.

[Skunk Ape]

It always hacks me off when Dave says "we had to change."  What?  Change to a steaming pile of refuse?  Why don't you move to Paris and turn Notre Dame Cathedral into a McDonalds because the French can't get enough hamburgers.  PremRat.  What a bunch of shameless money grubbers.

Here, here!

[Autistic Star Children]

...and further delight the listeners with the wonderful UFO Phil on Fridays.  Having Art back is going to be like going from Honey Boo Boo to PBS's Nova.  It can't happen soon enough.

HA that's great. Thanks for the laugh!

[FortRock]

Noory's real avatar:

TO MAJOR GENERAL JAZMUNDA, SCORPION ARMY, A MEMO!

A WET KOALA AS DAVE TWINKLETOES' AVATAR? THAT DOES NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO OLE' TURMERIC BREATH'S REALITY!
WAKE UP AND FACE THE REALITY OF THIS INDIVIDUAL! HE'S ONE "IMMATURE BLOODSUCKING WHINY BABY" KNOW THAT!
IF THE NOORYMEISTER SHOWED HIS REALITY IN AN AVATAR, THIS IS IT:

[wr250]

I think you could start a thread and call it  'Flame on!'

we have those already. head on into the politics arena.

[FortRock]

SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING:
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF WHY THE FIELD MARSHALL MIGHT BE RETURNING RIGHT NOW?
HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE WHOLE ISSUE OF CHINA BUILDING ARMED ISLANDS IN
THE SOUTH CHINA SEA? HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW CLOSE THIS IS TO THE PHILIPPINES?
HOW MUCH TIME HAS ART AND AIRYN BEEN SPENDING MONITORING EVENTS? HOW CLOSE
TO WORLD WAR III WITH CHINA ARE WE? MONITOR THE SPUTNIK NEWS AGENCY VIA
FACEBOOK! THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE A CHANGED PLACE SHORTLY! CHINA AND THE
MIDDLE EAST ARE GOING TO BE WIPED OFF THE MAP VIA THE FORCES OF E=MC2. ART
KNOWS THE REALITY!

[Mastodonkey]

I just blood a pint of shit.

[SaucyRossy]

Hey Art- I have a stupid question..have you ever thought of trying to get on AFN Radio?

Do you think they would carry him? I think that's a great idea.

[RoseGirl]

Jazz...just looking at that wonderful trailer again. Quick question: you do realize that water and trains and bridges and waterfalls are all symbols of other dimensions? You must have put them in there purposefully, I would expect. Are you a script writer? All the good script writers in Hollywood use these kinds of symbols.

If you aren't a script writer...then you got one hell of a good instinct for it and I suggest you take it up as a hobby. You sure understand symbols.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

TO MAJOR GENERAL JAZMUNDA, SCORPION ARMY, A MEMO!

A WET KOALA AS DAVE TWINKLETOES' AVATAR? THAT DOES NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO OLE' TURMERIC BREATH'S REALITY!
WAKE UP AND FACE THE REALITY OF THIS INDIVIDUAL! HE'S ONE "IMMATURE BLOODSUCKING WHINY BABY" KNOW THAT!
IF THE NOORYMEISTER SHOWED HIS REALITY IN AN AVATAR, THIS IS IT:

I didn't even know Jaz was an officer.

[PrairieGhost]

Here are the cliff notes:
A few people were offended by the Gabcast
A bunch of us got to talk to Art bell over the weekend
Rossy and Jaz made awesome trailers for MITD
Huge debate over Mac vs. Android
Art Bell said he might use Redacted on MITD
I made upper right
George Noory still sucks

Thanks!

[maureen]

food for gabblings - gabbage rolls

[serenity]

We need some good Dr Demento clips, or bad as it were.

[maureen]

gabbling detectives wear gabbardine

[munbeam666]

...and further delight the listeners with the wonderful UFO Phil on Fridays.  Having Art back is going to be like going from Honey Boo Boo to PBS's Nova.  It can't happen soon enough.

That is an excellent comparison!

[munbeam666]

Noory's real avatar:

Jazz, Koalas are too noble a creature to be compared with Dave. Shame on you

[pyewacket]

We need some good Dr Demento clips, or bad as it were.

Not sure if Twisted Sister qualifies for Dr. Demento, but We're Not Gonna Take It could be our anthem. We could tell Dave and Co to cramp it nine ways to Sunday in song. 

Oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we've Got The Right To Choose And
there Ain't No Way We'll Lose It
this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song
we'll Fight The Powers That Be Just
don't Pick Our Destiny 'cause
you Don't Know Us, You Don't Belong

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh You're So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don't Want Nothin', Not A Thing From You
your Life Is Trite And Jaded
boring And Confiscated
if That's Your Best, Your Best Won't Do

oh.....................
oh.....................
we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
no Way!

oh.....................
oh.....................
we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

we're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we're Not Gonna Take It, No!
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

just You Try And Make Us
we're Not Gonna Take It
come On
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
you're All Worthless And Weak
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
now Drop And Give Me Twenty
we're Not Gonna Take It
oh Crinch Pin
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh You And Your Uniform
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

What can I say I still kinda like some 80s hair band music. 

[Sumthins Goin On]

And for Jazmunda, good on ya mate, here is the "Our Death Gate" snippet if you don't have it yet.

[PathoJen]

Thanks!

Welcome 

[Jackstar]

And for Jazmunda, good on ya mate, here is the "Our Death Gate" snippet if you don't have it yet.

It sounds way more like "our--debt--keep" to me.