Art Bell

[Art_s Farts]

I'll call KFAG in Big Hole, MT first thing in the morning

[someguy]

Art could totally work this return thing George Lucas-style with the merchandising. Art Bell the breakfast cereal, Art Bell feminine hygiene products, Art Bell pot bongs, the possibilities are infinite.

pizza punch dude

[paladin1991]

Art could totally work this return thing George Lucas-style with the merchandising. Art Bell the breakfast cereal, Art Bell feminine hygiene products, Art Bell pot bongs, the possibilities are infinite.

Or the ART BELL DESERT DEATH HOLLOWPOINT in .38. 357 and 45 caliber.

[SciFiAuthor]

Lol another name from the past! I thought he was just talent...he's an owner too...yup, that would be sweet kizmet if Art got on there!

Yeah, at some point Frank O. Pinion bought the station. Since he's the boss, he still has his show which is literally frozen in 1985. Same sound effects, same jokes, same everything. You turn him on now and he's like "I'll bet that Geraldine Ferraro could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" like the last 30 years has not passed.

[PB the Deplorable]

I don't call people nigger because they may well be able to beat me up, but fag... come on, I can win that one hands down.

Wait, hands down where?

[Aussie Dave]

Hey Jaz, what stations could we possibly solicit here to take a look at Art as a potential show?

I would love to introduce this country to a talent like Art. This country needs a show like Midnight in the Desert.

[someguy]

one time I was with someone and it was gettin goin and art bell was on in the background. art started doing a commercial for super prostate formula and we started laughing, and I was like "fuck, thanks art bell" and we both started laughing really hard

hope you like my story about getting cockblocked by art bell

[chefist]

Yeah, at some point Frank O. Pinion bought the station. Since he's the boss, he still has his show which is literally frozen in 1985. Same sound effects, same jokes, same everything. You turn him on now and he's like "I'll bet that Geraldine Ferraro could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" like the last 30 years has not passed.

I always thought Larry the cable guy ripped off Frank's schtick...

[inuk2600]

Hey Jaz, what stations could we possibly solicit here to take a look at Art as a potential show?

I would love to introduce this country to a talent like Art. This country needs a show like Midnight in the Desert.

Promo it with a Midnight Oil Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP8yPv8ofsg

[SciFiAuthor]

Anybody remember Phil Hendrie's hilarious spoofs of Art back in the day? The best part were the C. Crane spoof commercials, like the Devil-be-gone hell suit, Donner Party of Two, and Drink!.

[Catsmile]

Bastard.

You made this same request of me via PM.

I'm uh slut... So?

[someguy]

Anybody remember Phil Hendrie's hilarious spoofs of Art back in the day? The best part were the C. Crane spoof commercials, like the Devil-be-gone hell suit, Donner Party of Two, and Drink!.

a bunch of years ago on the station I listened to it would go from phil hendrie into art bell and it was the shit. phil hendrie would get you laughing then art bell would come on and talk about ghosts and alien implants and shit and you're just like "WHOAAAA". it was the best

[sydtron]

Art could totally work this return thing George Lucas-style with the merchandising. Art Bell the breakfast cereal, Art Bell feminine hygiene products, Art Bell pot bongs, the possibilities are infinite.

Art Bell the flamethrower. The kids really love this one.

[jazmunda]

Hey Jaz, what stations could we possibly solicit here to take a look at Art as a potential show?

I would love to introduce this country to a talent like Art. This country needs a show like Midnight in the Desert.

That's a tricky one. Firstly due to the time differences the show runs from 2pm to 5pm. Later in the year when daylight time starts here and ends in the US the show will run from 4pm to 7pm. This is a tricky time for the big stations in the Capital cities because it is during the Drive Time when they talk and bitch about politics or local issues of the day on AM and play music and joke around on FM. It is probably more suited to FM stations like Triple J or Triple R or even the AM News Radio.

Day time is tricky for them too as the show is more suited to the nighttime. I could see them replaying the show late at night but then you wouldn't get the live aspect or the ability for people to participate in the program.

I think our best bet to get more Aussies on board is to hit up any Aussie paranormal sites or groups and introduce them to Art that way. They can always listen to Art free on the internet and then hopefully they will take out a subscription.

[sydtron]

Omg! Im crying over here! LOL!

[jazmunda]

Promo it with a Midnight Oil Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP8yPv8ofsg

Sir if you are going to play Midnight Oil please don't insult us with a shitty club remix. We would never do that to Bruce Springsteen.

http://youtu.be/OeZj4ty_FNY

[Art Bell]

Ok, so here is the deal, you can try stations with Dave on if you want, we already got one BUT its most likely not going to work because they also have Rush and will threaten to cancel if Dave is removed, most likely the reason he is there in the first place. Best bet is try the competition.

To the very best of my understanding we have already made Radio History by stations signing on to a show that has not even started airing yet. Thank you all. This is not yet the blitz but it sure is working!

Always ask for the Manager, or the Program Director when calling.

Art

[Catsmile]

one time I was with someone and it was gettin goin and art bell was on in the background. art started doing a commercial for super prostate formula and we started laughing, and I was like "fuck, thanks art bell" and we both started laughing really hard

hope you like my story about getting cockblocked by art bell

I'd just flipped her over and "checked her prostate."

At least ask her if she need her prostate checked.
If she wanted to be cute and as to check my prostate, I'd say. "Sure!"
Nevar give up!

[jazmunda]

Ok, so here is the deal, you can try stations with Dave on if you want, we already got one BUT its most likely not going to work because they also have Rush and will threaten to cancel if Dave is removed, most likely the reason he is there in the first place. Best bet is try the competition.

To the very best of my understanding we have already made Radio History by stations signing on to a show that has not even started airing yet. Thank you all. This is not yet the blitz but it sure is working!

Always ask for the Manager, or the Program Director when calling.

Art

Dave parades around the fact that he grew the show to 600 + stations but does not mention the fact that this is mostly due to him being tacked on to a Rush package like herpes after a one night stand.

[chefist]

Ok, so here is the deal, you can try stations with Dave on if you want, we already got one BUT its most likely not going to work because they also have Rush and will threaten to cancel if Dave is removed, most likely the reason he is there in the first place. Best bet is try the competition.

To the very best of my understanding we have already made Radio History by stations signing on to a show that has not even started airing yet. Thank you all. This is not yet the blitz but it sure is working!

Always ask for the Manager, or the Program Director when calling.

Art

West coast might work as Dave starts at 12...mitd will start at 9!

[SaucyRossy]

Dave parades around the fact that he grew the show to 600 + stations but does not mention the fact that this is mostly due to him being tacked on to a Rush package like herpes after a one night stand.

It's become so apparent to me that George has fascist leanings and despises the fact that people are allowed to say bad things about him. I don't, know what that feels like, I'm sure it sucks but dude that's why you get paid what you do, because you put yourself out there for jackasses on sites like this to point out your many flaws.

[RoseGirl]

Wait, hands down where?

lol....now that's funny.

[RoseGirl]

West coast might work as Dave starts at 12...mitd will start at 9!

Over here on this West Coast, Dave starts at 10pm. MITD will start at 10pm as well, I think. Perhaps. Dunno.

Just as long as it starts....that's the main thing, eh? How many sleeps until July 20th?

*sigh*

[Art Bell]

People in Public life better have thick skin or they don't last, something I learned 30 plus Years ago. It's part of the job description. Remember when I left XM? What is said here about Dave is child's play compared to that. I just kept telling you I would come back and stream for free, at least that's how I remember it.

Art

[jazmunda]

Over here on this West Coast, Dave starts at 10pm. MITD will start at 10pm as well, I think. Perhaps. Dunno.

Just as long as it starts....that's the main thing, eh? How many sleeps until July 20th?

*sigh*

9pm to 12pm PST

12am to 3am EST

2pm to 5pm AET (Australian Eastern)

5am to 8am UK

46 more sleeps unless you are an insomniac then less. If you suffer from narcolepsy then many many more. Sorry.

[chefist]

Over here on this West Coast, Dave starts at 10pm. MITD will start at 10pm as well, I think. Perhaps. Dunno.

Just as long as it starts....that's the main thing, eh? How many sleeps until July 20th?

*sigh*

oh OK...he starts at 12 in Tucson... I'm talking to the PD to get Art on before Dave.. Right now its Clyde Lewis...come on!

[RoseGirl]

People in Public life better have thick skin or they don't last, something I learned 30 plus Years ago. It's part of the job description. Remember when I left XM? What is said here about Dave is child's play compared to that. I just kept telling you I would come back and stream for free, at least that's how I remember it.

Art

So true, Art....learned that too after many years as a writer in the newsprint business. Heathens, all.

Just glad you're coming back, Art.....soooooo tired of radio people without personalities. It's exhausting just listening to them.

[inuk2600]

Sir if you are going to play Midnight Oil please don't insult us with a shitty club remix. We would never do that to Bruce Springsteen.

http://youtu.be/OeZj4ty_FNY

You have a way of putting things into perspective

[sydtron]

Oh to get Art on WLS in Chicago.. Now THERE'S A monster!
Or WLW in Cincy... Hell I would even settle for WOWO. In Ft. Wayne IN!! 
Actually.  On a good night. I can get 1180 out of Rochester NY here in Indiana.  Any of the old Westinghouse stations will suffice though. 

[SaucyRossy]

People in Public life better have thick skin or they don't last, something I learned 30 plus Years ago. It's part of the job description. Remember when I left XM? What is said here about Dave is child's play compared to that. I just kept telling you I would come back and stream for free, at least that's how I remember it.

Art

You sure did. And yeah Dave just needs to learn to ignore it or something. Shit, I'd make a bed of cash wrapped in plastic and take pictures of myself on it drinking yoohoo from a golden goblet and post that for my haters.