Art Bell

[Coz]

Friendship aspects aside.... Art would be better off without Rowland. Cyberspace has passed him by unfortunately. Art should hire someone who can do an outstanding job by 2015 standards, not by 1995 standards like Keith does. Art's horrifically outdated website design is practical proof of this problem.

Sure let's complicate things with bad menus and ridiculous CSS.

[HK-50]

Is it just me or is the commander making a hella sense in this here post?

Strangely, sure enough.


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THAT IS ALL

[SnapT]

It's so weird when this thread gets more posts than the Falkie thread.

[aldousburbank]

Art,
No kidding here. You should look into signing on some backup assistance for Keith and yourself from our vaguely loveable talent base here at BellGab. My nominations are-

Curtis The Mudking, tech associate

(Redacted), public relations

[maureen]

Not able to recommend remote viewing mushroom species but, have your friend take intact photos, note the specific environment/substrate which said mushroom finds itself growing in/out of. Is it growing alone, in a cluster, or near others of it own or other types of fungi? Next, sever the cap and lay gills down on white paper. 15 minutes after you do, visually check to see if the bruised or cut portions of flesh exhibit any notable color changes. Also, in not too much time the paper will show a spore drop pattern and color. The color is key and when combined with the previously described observations of habit and habitat can help your friend pull a largely valid id. Thisis a rough outlines of the basics of shroomidentification.

postively brilliant!  Bellgab's Maharishi Aldous! Paz, hermano. Terence be with you!

[onan]

Art,
No kidding here. You should look into signing on some backup assistance for Keith and yourself from our vaguely loveable talent base here at BellGab. My nominations are-

Curtis The Mudking, tech associate

(Redacted), public relations

And Aldous for security.

[AZZERAE]

Art,
No kidding here. You should look into signing on some backup assistance for Keith and yourself from our vaguely loveable talent base here at BellGab. My nominations are-

Curtis The Mudking, tech associate

(Redacted), public relations

PFFF, "Public Relations"?

...

Secretary.

[aldousburbank]

PFFF, "Public Relations"?

...

Secretary.

Yes, but a relatively public one 

[Étouffée]

Well, I learned how to identify mushrooms today.

This is a good day.

[kennedymaure]

The new phone books are in and the band is getting back together!

[kennedymaure]

To when the show starts or the next road block?

They gotta mix it up. You remember the April fools joke last year... or was it the year before? Nyyyyyaaaaaa ok.

[kennedymaure]

Friendship aspects aside.... Art would be better off without Rowland. Cyberspace has passed him by unfortunately. Art should hire someone who can do an outstanding job by 2015 standards, not by 1995 standards like Keith does. Art's horrifically outdated website design is practical proof of this problem.

It takes days to redesign a website. That's a lot of work. No, I say that's asking too much.

[SaucyRossy]

And Aldous for security.

Nah for chief psychonaut.

[kennedymaure]

Please please please get a manager, Art.

http://artbell.com/and-the-roller-coaster-goes-up-again/

Managers are terrible financial overhead, they can get one of those later. This will be interesting to watch. I'm surprised they have not been approached by a few companies offering to help them though. Art has fans that aren't here when he's broadcasting.

[AZZERAE]

Maybe not a good idea to mix business with friendship.

[Deadmeat]

Latest drama averted.

Next round of drama starts in

[WOTR]

This will it or won't it happen stuff takes a bit of excitement from me every time it happens.

Why?  For me the excitement just builds.  This was just another loop in the roller coaster that I had thought was coming to an end.  The ride continues- and providing you don't take it too seriously you can sit back and enjoy it.

I had posted that I would worry a little this weekend if nothing was sorted out (either Keith going back or Art finding other help...)  I had to wait less than a day and the ride is on the upswing again!  Just watch out for the blind drop in the tunnel coming up.

[paladin1991]

Wow...I may be new but I do not deserve that kind of treatment at all.  I never said that no one here is smart but I joined the conversation, saw everyone going on about it being Noory, did searches, and could not find anything that concretely pointed him...hence the question.  No need to be rude as I was asking a question, not trying to be an ass...

Don't sweat it kid.  toughen up, fix bayonet, keep your head down and follow me!

[PING]

I don't have any glue from the 70s to sniff. Will a glue stick suffice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

[Catsmile]

 

[paladin1991]

I blame MV.

That fuck?  Again?  Fuckin' MV.

[HMC]

Does this mean no GabCast tonight, then?

I JUST told you not to do this to me, Art.

[paladin1991]

To hell with this, let's start our own damn show.  Call it the Bellgab Carnival of Fear and Loathing and we all take turns guest hosting.

* Long and calculating look at NN*  I....wonder.....

[aldousburbank]

This will it or won't it happen stuff takes a bit of excitement from me every time it happens.

Think extended orgasm.

[WOTR]

Friendship aspects aside.... Art would be better off without Rowland.

Hey, that's a great idea.  Art has pretty much made it clear that he does not care to do the new show without the guy.  Why don't we all sign a petition to jettison both him and producer Paul and see if we can get the show cancelled again?

Seriously, Art has 4 (or 5?) decades in broadcasting including building a show from the ground up and everybody here seems to think that they know what he needs more than him...

So, yes, Art- do what all of us with absolutely no idea what has went on behind the scenes demand.  Fire your friends and bring in "professionals" .  That always ends well as evidenced by the short stint on Serius and C2C's modern day incarnation with corporate professionals at the helm.

***Despite the blatant hypocrisy in saying this in the same post- I do hope that Keith and the others can bring in outside talent that both you and they can trust to help them get the tasks done that are necessary...

[malachi.martini]

Think extended orgasm.

More like Mormon Soaking.

[Morgus]

The Dark Matter Radio Network's stream has been silent for the past hour or so.
See Keith needs assistants just to monitor the stream 24/7 to keep it running reliably.
He can't do everything himself all the time...

[Art Bell]

As most of you know everything is once again fine with Keith and myself so please don't ad to the strain by attacking Keith. Attack me if you wish. Keith is a important part of what has to happen and
It is a lot. We have someone to help him with some of the workload.

There is more to do then meets the eye. Lots of work to do. Yes there are lots of ups and downs which I have shared here so you can all share the stress. I don't have to do this if you all are getting to stressed.

Iam sure many sit back and say what's the big deal, but it really is.

Art

[nika01]

Love the music on Gabcast

[wr250]

And Aldous for security.

Aldous : oh look an intruder, hey you what you doing
intruder: nuthin
Aldous : good come over here and smoke this with me
intruder: uh, ok
Aldous takes a big hit
intruder takes a big hit and passes out
Aldous just smiles.