Art Bell

[malachi.martini]

You could fall off a cliff. It could happen.

Even the astrologists here are jerks, it's great.

[RoseGirl]

Or you can make some grandiose claim that someone threw a rock at Art and threatened his family. Or was that some FBI agent friend of yours that you made up?

Lean over, SixWeek...and just look at that pretty river way way below. Lean way over.

Oh and by the way....it was true and still is. Just sayin.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Lean over, SixWeek...and just look at that pretty river way way below. Lean way over.

Oh and by the way....it was true and still is. Just sayin.

Producer Paul said you were lying. Just sayin.

[RoseGirl]

Even the astrologists here are jerks, it's great.

When in Rome...

[No Quarter]

What else could still happen?

Ed Dames makes a prediction that actually comes true
Terrence McKenna comes back from the dead claiming that he was just on an extended DMT trip
JC starts drinkin' and pornicatin'
Richard Hoagland speaks a sentence that is not centered around him

[RoseGirl]

Producer Paul said you were lying. Just sayin.

And I know I am not. Just sayin...more.

so there

[RoseGirl]

Ed Dames makes a prediction that actually comes true
Terrence McKenna comes back from the dead claiming that he was just on an extended DMT trip
JC starts drinkin' and pornicatin'
Richard Hoagland speaks a sentence that is not centered around him

Now that's just nuts.....Richard Hoagland could never do that.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Just sayin...times infinity.

[RoseGirl]

Just sayin...times infinity.

lol plus one, forever.

So now that I won, what are you going to do....eh? huh? huh?

[Coz]

Rather than seek actual legal counsel on the Sirius/XM debacle, Art accepted it from a forum member with a Battlestar Galactica Babylon 5 generic sci-fi show avatar.

Actually... I know this attorney. He's a big deal around Berrien county and over in Kalamazoo MI.

But you like to talk about things you know nothing about

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

The same thing we do every night, RoseGirl - try to take over the world.

@Coz - You must admit that the avatar doesn't instill much confidence. 

[RoseGirl]

The same thing we do every night, RoseGirl - try to take over the world.

k...wait....I'm glue and you have ...no....um....you have rubber balls and then there's glue and...um...I have nothing sticking to me....and then....

oh hell....

Just lean over a tiny eenie weenie bit more...k?

*smiles sweetly*

[aldousburbank]

Aldous's, if I had a friend who found a mushroom growing in a field, would you be able to identify this mushroom for said friend and make sure it wouldn't kill them? I feel like you're the type of guy who can do such things.

Not able to recommend remote viewing mushroom species but, have your friend take intact photos, note the specific environment/substrate which said mushroom finds itself growing in/out of. Is it growing alone, in a cluster, or near others of it own or other types of fungi? Next, sever the cap and lay gills down on white paper. 15 minutes after you do, visually check to see if the bruised or cut portions of flesh exhibit any notable color changes. Also, in not too much time the paper will show a spore drop pattern and color. The color is key and when combined with the previously described observations of habit and habitat can help your friend pull a largely valid id. Thisis a rough outlines of the basics of shroomidentification.

[Loaded]

UPDATE

Ok, Keith and I have made amends and will go Forward as planned, we were both under a very great deal of stress and it is no reason to ruin a very long friendship. So Midnight in The Desert continues!

Art

Please please please get a manager, Art.

http://artbell.com/and-the-roller-coaster-goes-up-again/

[Coz]

The same thing we do every night, RoseGirl - try to take over the world.

@Coz - You must admit that the avatar doesn't instill much confidence. 

And yours does?!?!

[Radio Activity]

This ride has done nothing, but make me wanna' barf... so far.

I understand why the guy in the front right seat has his mouth open, but to the guys in the 2nd row: WTF??

[Nick el Ass]

Aldous's, if I had a friend who found a mushroom growing in a field, would you be able to identify this mushroom for said friend and make sure it wouldn't kill them? I feel like you're the type of guy who can do such things.

New mushroom people.

[NXOEED]

Okay, wow. So, everything's great again. In less than 24 hours. For the hundredth time.

I need to just remember this moment and savor it until July rolls around.

[Morgus]

Maybe Keith can get one or two people he can delegate to in order to take some of the workload off of him.  That would likely reduce the stress and help stop this from happening again.

Yes exactly - thats what I suggested in the past.
Keith needs several assistants to handle all the work, just to keep the streaming servers going 24/7 and as backup if he gets sick or takes a vacation for a week later on.
The load is only going to get bigger when Art starts broadcasting, so start building a team right now!

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

And yours does?!?!

[Nick el Ass]

I understand why the guy in the front right seat has his mouth open, but to the guys in the 2nd row: WTF??

I imagine they were screaming in fear of the disgusting stuff that is flying toward their faces. I hope they closed 'em before it hit though.

[SaucyRossy]

Not able to recommend remote viewing mushroom species but, have your friend take intact photos, note the specific environment/substrate which said mushroom finds itself growing in/out of. Is it growing alone, in a cluster, or near others of it own or other types of fungi? Next, sever the cap and lay gills down on white paper. 15 minutes after you do, visually check to see if the bruised or cut portions of flesh exhibit any notable color changes. Also, in not too much time the paper will show a spore drop pattern and color. The color is key and when combined with the previously described observations of habit and habitat can help your friend pull a largely valid id. Thisis a rough outlines of the basics of shroomidentification.

Many thanks!!

[RoseGirl]

Oh sixweeks....dear poor little sixweeks....you've stopped making sense completely, now haven't you? How very sad.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Oh sixweeks....dear poor little sixweeks....you've stopped making sense completely, now haven't you? How very sad.

*Whoosh* again, my dear.

[ItsOver]

Ha, I should have said "no longer in immediate jeopardy" in my previous post. Keith has been fired, then quit, the still unnamed "big player" fell through, and Noory walks on water while Bellgabbers take great offense.
What else could still happen?

I see The Edge of Midnight in The Desert as The World Turns is still playing out.  So we can expect another drunken Dave trolling escapade for the next episode?

[RoseGirl]

Yes exactly - thats what I suggested in the past.
Keith needs several assistants to handle all the work, just to keep the streaming servers going 24/7 and as backup if he gets sick or takes a vacation for a week later on.
The load is only going to get bigger when Art starts broadcasting, so start building a team right now!

Couldn't agree more. Art will soldier on, though....and get lots of help. At least I hope he does.

[FortRock]

FROM THE SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY:

REMEMBER THE FIELD MARSHALL AND THE COMMANDER OF THE SCORPION ARMY
CORP OF ENGINEERS GENERAL KEITH ROWLAND ARE UNDER A GREAT AMOUNT OF
STRESS! EXPECT SOME SPEEDBUMPS IN THE HIGHWAY TO THE DESTRUCTION OF
DAVE TWINKLETOES! THE VENOM IS LOADING ONTO UNITS AS WE SPEAK!

[RoseGirl]

*whoosh* again, my dear.

Hope you get that balloon patched, sixie....it's flailing around the room like a scared bat on crack.

Just....ahem...sayin.

[SaucyRossy]

I've created a countdown clock.
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/art-bell-returns-20-july-2015-countdown-clock-0

[nbirnes]

I see The Edge of Midnight in The Desert as The World Turns is still playing out.  So we can expect another drunken Dave trolling escapade for the next episode?

But first: a serious question, and some music for listening while you read back into the thread.

I heard last night that 30 seconds (or less) of music is still free forever for anyone to use in any way. If that's so ... I could easily pick the perfect 29 seconds from my favorite songs! Short-attention-span is my new DJ.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLBhxZUkmU