Art Bell

[ks3484]

I do agree, backs are like snowflakes and what works for one does not work for another. Thank you all for the thought but no need to bore the board.

I most whole heartedly agree, Art.

You are definitely welcomed Art. I think it's really a sad day when your well-wishers are drawn into digressive and degenerative debates about your health. I apologize because I don't think that any of your well-wishers intended for such nonsense to take place.

I am writing liners for Ross if anybody has thoughts.

Art

Possibles --

•"Do The Wild Thing"

• Midnight In The Desert Where The Night-light Awakens Daylight.

• Midnight In The Desert Over Looking Area 51.

BTW the Public number for the show will be

1-952-call art (no it's not a 800) Skype will be: mitd51

[Heather Wade]

Back in the day the international calls were toll free too.

Art who used to pay for those calls and was it expensive?

I always wondered about that too.

Here's a one liner for Ross:

"This is not real.  It's Midnight In The Desert with Art Bell."

[ks3484]

GABBERS: Was the whole "East/West of the Rockies" and attempt to fairly disperse the callers that got onto the show? Just curious...

I found it actually a flavorful part of the experience...if you were not from that region, you would be soundly rejected...LOL

However, I would not require such a specification to enjoy Art's work...

I believe that Art said one night on his show that it had something to do with the 800 numbers.

[chefist]

I always wondered about that too.

Here's a one liner for Ross:

"This is not real.  It's Midnight In The Desert with Art Bell."

"Join the Night Life!...Midnight In The Desert with Art Bell!"

[Roswells, Art]

"Join the Night Life!...Midnight In The Desert with Art Bell!"

Come on, we can do better than that!

[Roswells, Art]

It's got to be 'do you wanna take a ride' worthy.

[chefist]

It's got to be 'do you wanna take a ride' worthy.

LOL...spit balling...you get what you pay for in terms of marketing and advertising input on this forum...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If you want to join Art on his midnight ride, dial 1-952-CALL ART on your phone or cell phone, or Skype MITD51.  That's Midnight in the Desert Fifty-one.

[chefist]

If you want to join Art on his midnight ride, dial 1-952-CALL ART on your phone or cell phone, or Skype MITD51.  That's Midnight in the Desert Fifty-one.

Smoother! 

[Roswells, Art]

If you want to join Art on his midnight ride, dial 1-952-CALL ART on your phone or cell phone, or Skype MITD51.  That's Midnight in the Desert Fifty-one.

Are these real numbers?  Can I call him now?  Oh that would be great. 

[chefist]

It's got to be 'do you wanna take a ride' worthy.

Art made that his line because he liked it from the movie "Contact"...making one completely from scratch will be very difficult...but fun! 

[Roswells, Art]

Art made that his line because he liked it from the movie "Contact"...making one completely from scratch will be very difficult...but fun! 

It was a good attempt, hopefully got the ball rolling.  I can't think of a good one at the moment.

[paladin1991]

i have to agree.  bacon is quite lovely.

Let go of my pocket.  Go make me some bacon.  Bitch.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Are these real numbers?  Can I call him now?  Oh that would be great.

Those are the numbers Art posted  .

[MV/Liberace!]

Let go of my pocket.  Go make me some bacon.  Bitch.

I used to think you loved me.

[ks3484]

I am writing liners for Ross if anybody has thoughts.

Art

Possibles --

• Hi I'm Art Bell  And Welcome To Midnight In The Desert  "Do The Wild Thing"

• Hi I'm Art Bell  And Welcome To Midnight In The Desert Where The Light That's Day Is Shown To Be Truly Dark.

• Hi I'm Art Bell  And Welcome To Midnight In The Desert Overlooking Area 51.

• Hi I'm Art Bell  And Welcome To Midnight In The Desert Where We Discuss The Real And The Unreal -- the Natural And The Supernatural.

[sydtron]

"Did something go Pahrump in the night? Call Art Bell at........"

"Is gravity keeping you down?  Call Art Bell at........"

Tramatized by pizza rolls?  Wellllllllll. Arts got the cure at ........"

"Midnight in the desert with Art Bell can be reached by poking some electrons on your smartphone at......"

[sydtron]

Maybe something funny like...

"Midinght in the Desert with Art Bell..... Really? Thats the best we could come up with?   *sigh*   dial........."

Midnight in the Desert. .. The only show that doesnt suck..."

"Tired of listening to that. "Other" show?  Call Art at....  and tell him about the time Aliens kidnapped your pet goat"

[Bounder]

sydtron wins.

[SaucyRossy]

I do agree, backs are like snowflakes and what works for one does not work for another. Thank you all for the thought but no need to bore the board.

I am writing liners for Ross if anybody has thoughts.

Art

BTW the Public number for the show will be

1-952-call art (no it's not a 800) Skype will be: mitd51

Every time you say Ross a little pee comes out.

I wonder how much it would cost to pay him to record a 15 second voicemail answering message in the style of your show, I would so do that and never change my voicemail. And it's not cheating since we're both Ross's.

[sydtron]

sydtron wins.

I cant wait to see what everyone comes up with!!  My inspiration is The Freebeer and Hotwings Morning Show.  They have some pretty good liners comming back from commercial. They have a deep voiced guy named Len that voices them.  If youre ever up 5-10a.m. est. Give them a try. They mostly make fun of pop culture stuff and current events. 

[pate]

Did someone say bacon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_iluxQ1IQ

[deadmeow]

Liners for Ross:
"Art's out tonight, and so is his back, please do not call when you hear the phone numbers"

"If you are calling from west of the Rockies, please dial xxx-xxxx, if you are calling from east of the Rockies, please dial xxx-xxx, if you are calling from a UFO or time machine please call another show... And now back to Art!"

[phrodo]

Only thing I can think of right now is to hear Ross say jovially ..

"You're listening to Midnight in the Desert - with Art Bell ... <slight chuckle> and yes I'm smiling again too.."

because I'm sure we all will be grinning from ear to ear. 

Of course that may only work for the first few shows .. but it sure would fit. IMHO 

[Étouffée]

wade into the stream with Art Bell

[Art Bell]

The reason I did not go into detail about my back is because there is no point, nothing to be done and I know it bores people to hear about others hurts. Just wanted you to know why I was rare. Still bothering me to some degree now but a bit better.

The number is not 800 because most people have National dialing anyway and if not Skype is free.
I will not screen calls and not pick up until I put you on air, so no hold time.

Yes that is the real number, not hooked up yet, just reserved so I can get Ross started soon. I wrote 32 liners today so far but I will look at all ideas.

I see when I leave some of you alone for a time you begin to chew on each other, try to be...wait forget it.

Art

[nooryisawesome]

The reason I did not go into detail about my back is because there is no point, nothing to be done and I know it bores people to hear about others hurts. Just wanted you to know why I was rare. Still bothering me to some degree now but a bit better.

The number is not 800 because most people have National dialing anyway and if not Skype is free.
I will not screen calls and not pick up until I put you on air, so no hold time.

Yes that is the real number, not hooked up yet, just reserved so I can get Ross started soon. I wrote 32 liners today so far but I will look at all ideas.

I see when I leave some of you alone for a time you begin to chew on each other, try to be...wait forget it.

Art

we unserstand about the back. We will also understand when you need to take a day off for family/vacation/back pain/ illness. these things happen.

Any thoughts on guest host or just role replays on weekend?

[Art Bell]

Nothing on Guest Hosts yet. You get me 5 nights. BTW I have talked Keith in to a name change cause it ain't Radio. How about Dark Matter Digital Network. I like it, of course I thought of it.

Art

[SaucyRossy]

The reason I did not go into detail about my back is because there is no point, nothing to be done and I know it bores people to hear about others hurts. Just wanted you to know why I was rare. Still bothering me to some degree now but a bit better.

The number is not 800 because most people have National dialing anyway and if not Skype is free.
I will not screen calls and not pick up until I put you on air, so no hold time.

Yes that is the real number, not hooked up yet, just reserved so I can get Ross started soon. I wrote 32 liners today so far but I will look at all ideas.

I see when I leave some of you alone for a time you begin to chew on each other, try to be...wait forget it.

Art

i don't think many on this forum are sanitary enough to be chewed on.

[Heather Wade]

Nothing on Guest Hosts yet. You get me 5 nights. BTW I have talked Keith in to a name change cause it ain't Radio. How about Dark Matter Digital Network. I like it, of course I thought of it.

Art

You're right.  It isn't. 
Devil's in the details.  Dig it.