Art Bell

[jazmunda]

I believe you once admitted to me in a private message that you don't always lol when you type lol... so let's consider cutting the bullshit.

Wait a minute. You can't receive PMs. I call foul. You sir can take your dirty pool and swim in it.

[MV/Liberace!]

Mountainous levels of snow and ice here in Cape Girardeau, MO... and I forgot to go buy bread and milk.

"Bread & Milk" -THE ORIGINAL VIDEO- vicdibitetto.net

[popple]

No fax? What did I train this cat for then?

[jazmunda]

Mountainous levels of snow and ice here in Cape Girardeau, MO... and I forgot to go buy bread and milk.

"Bread & Milk" -THE ORIGINAL VIDEO- vicdibitetto.net

Off topic. Reported.

[MV/Liberace!]

Off topic. Reported.

Yeah, well, your avatar is gay.

[fromwomewhere outthere]

Perhaps Midnight Radio with Art Bell.  Just a thought.

Sounds too much like Red Eye Radio......

[jazmunda]

Yeah, well, your avatar is gay.

A former Prime Minister of ours once labelled Australia the Ass End of the World so your point is taken.

[MV/Liberace!]

A former Prime Minister of ours once labelled Australia the Ass End of the World so your point is taken.

You said point. And taken.

[phrodo]

Mountainous levels of snow and ice here in Cape Girardeau, MO... and I forgot to go buy bread and milk.

"Bread & Milk" -THE ORIGINAL VIDEO- vicdibitetto.net

You're from close to the land of the "throwed rolls"?? who'da thunkit.

[fromwomewhere outthere]

please explain this apparent joke, as i do not understand.

Have some beer MV and you will get it. What's up with your Liberace thing btw. You getting in touch with your creative side???

[jazmunda]

You said point. And taken.

I'm sensing there may have been some liquor consumed tonight. Are my Ed Dames inspired Spidey senses correct?

[ks3484]

I will provide the funds to have myself stuffed for your viewing pleasure. It sure is true that I could die at virtually any moment but it will be with a smile on my overstuffed face knowing that Dave could not leave
his computer or this board even when on air, wondering about the new name for my show.

Art

If you've made arrangements with one of those chain mortuaries be sure to let them know that you are to be embalmed, stuffed, and then wrapped. Let's see if you can last as long as Tut did.

Calling - After Dark ◄ possible show name  In The Air Tonite

Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Official Video)

[MV/Liberace!]

You're from close to the land of the "throwed rolls"?? who'da thunkit.

that would be a Lambert's reference.  one of my customers is from that family.  the guy who started the restaurant killed himself.  i was always under the impression that all that roll throwin' would cheer a guy up.

[fromwomewhere outthere]

Karma is a brutal Bitch and when I tell you that Dave and company have a big slice on the way
Art

Best quote of the 21st Century to date.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'm sensing there may have been some liquor consumed tonight. Are my Ed Dames inspired Spidey senses correct?

no liquor.  just huffing glue.  elmer's.

[bateman]

no liquor.  just huffing glue.  elmer's.

Filthy casual. Call me when you step it up to Gorilla Glue like a big boy.

[MV/Liberace!]

What's up with your Liberace thing btw. You getting in touch with your creative side???

i have only ever used liberace avatars, sir.

[MV/Liberace!]

Filthy casual. Call me when you step it up to Gorilla Glue like a big boy.

but it's so stinky.

[pate]

no liquor.  just huffing glue.  elmer's.

Huffing Elmer's Glue is a really ineffiecient and unsatisfying way to get high.  I prefer to eat the Elmer's Paste, the buzz lasts longer and it's some how a better high than the huff...

[phrodo]

that would be a Lambert's reference.  one of my customers is from that family.  the guy who started the restaurant killed himself.  i was always under the impression that all that roll throwin' would cheer a guy up.

wow . didn't know about that sewerpipe deal... never been there - was gonna once but lines were WAY too long. I'm originally from IL just North of StL area meself.

[nextgen.fm]

Huffing Elmer's Glue is a really ineffiecient and unsatisfying way to get high.  I prefer to eat the Elmer's Paste, the buzz lasts longer and it's some how a better high than the huff...

i like to stick with markers just to be safe

[bateman]

but it's so stinky.

That's part of the appeal.

[jazmunda]

Soooooo what were we talking about today?

[Redwolf]

Ok, this should keep you all busy. I have a question for all of you and it is what do you think the name of the
show should be? It can be anything from Dark Matter to The Art Bell show to New and Shiny Things. I am up
for ideas.

Art

Lots of great ideas...

I vote for 'something something with Art Bell'.

I think your name IS the selling point and it is cool to have something other than just your name.

Examples:

Dark Matter with Art Bell

Midnight Crucible with Art Bell or Art Bell's Midnight Crucible

Absolute Zero with Art Bell or Art Bell's Absolute Zero

Biotic Factor with Art Bell

Event Horizon with Art Bell or Art Bell's Event Horizon

Desert Contact with Art Bell

Homeworld with Art Bell or Art Bell's Homeworld

Warped Time with Art Bell

Paradox with Art Bell or Art Bell's Paradox

Just a few thoughts...tossin' it out there 

[Producer-Paul]

Soooooo what were we talking about today?

Something new and shiny and Fax machines.

[Eddie Coyle]

Huffing Elmer's Glue is a really ineffiecient and unsatisfying way to get high.

    The kid who got me into glue sniffing(age 11) hung himself at 20. I'm not sure which event lead to his suicide.

[phrodo]

Lots of great ideas...

I vote for 'something something with Art Bell'.

I think your name IS the selling point and it is cool to have something other than just your name.

Examples:

Dark Matter with Art Bell

Midnight Crucible with Art Bell or Art Bell's Midnight Crucible

Absolute Zero with Art Bell or Art Bell's Absolute Zero

Biotic Factor with Art Bell

Event Horizon with Art Bell or Art Bell's Event Horizon

Desert Contact with Art Bell

Homeworld with Art Bell or Art Bell's Homeworld

Warped Time with Art Bell

Paradox with Art Bell or Art Bell's Paradox

Just a few thoughts...tossin' it out there 

I had considered Event Horizon too ... also - Critical Mass with Art Bell. Guess nobody likes "Nye Time" with Art Bell.   

[MV/Liberace!]

Huffing Elmer's Glue is a really ineffiecient and unsatisfying way to get high.

i just like the smell, sir.  say no to drugs.

[jazmunda]

Something new and shiny and Fax machines.

Ah yes. Fax machines. Modem's creepy uncle.

[FightTheFuture]

The Art Bell Show


Or MAYBE get a little crazy and go with:

Late Night with Art Bell