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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

jazmunda

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on February 27, 2015, 09:49:38 PM
Heh, those big puffy clouds are about to rain all over Jorch's parade come July. He better invest in waterproof shoe polish for the 'stache.


Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 27, 2015, 09:47:30 PM

Noorie mutilation.

Wouldn't be shocked if there was a porn genre by that name. Hmm...interesting found it. Seems to be produced by a guy named "Tiny"Tommy D?...Wait...Oh my god...it all makes sense now!

Quote from: Laurakinch on February 27, 2015, 09:51:28 PM
I bet Dave secretly hopes for C2C's demise since he's probably tired of having to dye his stache, glue the hair on his head, and pretend to give a shit about his job.

Indeed.
It has been a long decade.



Nick el Ass

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 09:19:05 PM
I am sorry they are shutting down your sites and I hope the big puffy clouds of July are not the reason.

Art


You know they are going after all these sites in order to force people to go to them to get your past shows... and they don't have the balls to remove them from the archive because they wouldn't be able to stand on their own two feet. I have a feeling when those clouds burst, and the rain starts falling Dave will fall flat on his face in big ol' mud puddle.

Linda Multon Howe just had BellGasm!

bateman

This whole thing is like a House of Cards episode.


Heather Wade

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 09:19:05 PM
I am sorry they are shutting down your sites and I hope the big puffy clouds of July are not the reason.

Art

I can neither confirm nor deny that websites may or may not be currently playing your old shows.  I can neither confirm or deny that I am listening to it at this, or any other moment.  Hope that clears things up.   8)

Quote from: Delphi on February 27, 2015, 09:07:52 PM
What's this u7radio?  What is its role?

I'm afraid that is classified at this time.   ;)

ks3484

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 09:19:05 PM
I am sorry they are shutting down your sites and I hope the big puffy clouds of July are not the reason.

Art

Say Art are there any more clues?

Laurakinch

Quote from: HorrorReporter on February 27, 2015, 09:53:46 PM
Indeed.
It has been a long decade.



Those fuckin' wigs get hot! ever notice how Dave sweats like a whore in church in those pics/ vids when he's doing his meet-n-greets?

sydtron

The only reason I took a cursory glance at *cough cough* certain streams. Was that while I do have a secret stach of digitized self recorded shows. My phone only holds so many. And I need space for facebook comment memes and solitaire.

popple

Quote from: bateman on February 27, 2015, 10:05:24 PM
This whole thing is like a House of Cards episode.



I marathon watch this all day every day.

Quote from: popple on February 27, 2015, 10:12:12 PM
I marathon watch this all day every day.

Refresh! Refresh! Refresh!....Refresh!

Heather Wade

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 07:03:42 PM
Hey, people are betting? Big money? Can I get in on it?

Art

Big money's all on you for the win, but you didn't hear that from me.

Redwolf

Quote from: boba FETT on February 27, 2015, 09:37:53 PM
*After suriving a Wampa attack on Hoth*

Me: "Keith Rowland!...KNYE!...Art Bell!"
MV: "Don't worry kid...this will keep you warm!"...

***Activates lightsaber and cuts Noory open***

MV: "And I thought he smelled bad...on the OUTSIDE!"

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ks3484

Quote from: Laurakinch on February 27, 2015, 09:51:28 PM
I bet Dave secretly hopes for C2C's demise since he's probably tired of having to dye his stache, glue the hair on his head, and pretend to give a shit about his job.

Don't forget that his current contract with Premiere is for $500k. I'm sure that he's going to at least act interested.

Art Bell

What clues? I can not say a word till the date to announce. It is hard for me not to just blurt it out now because we have been told it's a go but I want to wait for the signed final deal first but boy it is exciting. I will be depending on the PROVEN ability of this murky and semi civilized group to hit Social Media with a brick for me when we are ready.

Art

bateman

House of Art's season 3, episode 1:  Art hits a snag when bumper music proves to be cost-prohibitive to play on the DMRN stream. Meanwhile, Noory sucks.

Producer-Paul

Quote from: jazmunda on February 27, 2015, 09:52:02 PM


Where in the hell did you ge ....  never mind... 
Some things I just don't need to know.

(Funny stuff there man!)

bateman

House of Art's season 3, episode 2:  The will-he-or-won't-he dance throws the fanbase into a tizzy while contract negotiations continue behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Noory sucks.

jazmunda

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 10:18:24 PM
What clues? I can not say a word till the date to announce. It is hard for me not to just blurt it out now because we have been told it's a go but I want to wait for the signed final deal first but boy it is exciting. I will be depending on the PROVEN ability of this murky and semi civilized group to hit Social Media with a brick for me when we are ready.

Art

Semi?

You flatter us sir.

Waiting for the all clear. Your scorpion army awaits.

http://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s

bateman

House of Art's season 3, episode 3:  Art posts tantalizing clues that seem to indicate all systems are go for July. Meanwhile, the PremRats scheme, and Noory continues to suck.

sydtron

Come gather round people where ever you roam
The folks at premire have tipped over the throne.
Looking for money but they are alone
Battle lines are rapidly rage-in

For Arts got the cloud
And we'll listen stoned

For the tiiiiiimes they are a changing.....

Heather Wade

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 10:18:24 PM
What clues? I can not say a word till the date to announce. It is hard for me not to just blurt it out now because we have been told it's a go but I want to wait for the signed final deal first but boy it is exciting. I will be depending on the PROVEN ability of this murky and semi civilized group to hit Social Media with a brick for me when we are ready.

Art

I'm excited that you're excited.  I'll take murky and semi-civilized as a compliment.
Say the word & we'll hit 'em hard.  But, when you say 'clues', I must take the 5th.
Good times.

bateman

House of Art's season 3, episode 4:  Noory & the PremRats fire a shot across the bow and force the shutdown of a popular Art Bell web stream. Noory also continues to suck.

phrodo

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 10:18:24 PM
What clues? I can not say a word till the date to announce. It is hard for me not to just blurt it out now because we have been told it's a go but I want to wait for the signed final deal first but boy it is exciting. I will be depending on the PROVEN ability of this murky and semi civilized group to hit Social Media with a brick for me when we are ready.

Art

Gee Art ... I don't have a clue as to what you may be referring .  :P  But rest assured that when the tees and dots are done -- your legion of faithful will get the word out.  :D :D :D :D :D

bateman

Quote from: Art Bell on February 27, 2015, 10:18:24 PM
What clues? I can not say a word till the date to announce. It is hard for me not to just blurt it out now because we have been told it's a go but I want to wait for the signed final deal first but boy it is exciting. I will be depending on the PROVEN ability of this murky and semi civilized group to hit Social Media with a brick for me when we are ready.

Art

Goddamnit with these constant updates, you're gonna have me writing House of Art's episodes all night.

Laurakinch

Quote from: ks3484 on February 27, 2015, 10:18:02 PM
Don't forget that his current contract with Premiere is for $500k. I'm sure that he's going to at least act interested.

Narcissist Noory would not be worried at all. No doubt he's thinking that if C2C sinks he's such a "name" now, hollywood will be beating down his door to offer him a new gig.

Heather Wade

Quote from: bateman on February 27, 2015, 10:24:05 PM
Goddamnit with these constant updates, you're gonna have me writing House of Art's episodes all night.

But will the Nooron still suck in the next episode?  When will the suckage suck him into his own black hole & finally off the air?

bateman

Quote from: (Redacted) on February 27, 2015, 10:26:41 PM
But will the Nooron still suck in the next episode?  When will the suckage suck him into his own black hole & finally off the air?

Stay tuned.  ;)

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